The type told, he has a friend in the management company works, a sanitary technician. On the challenge came - flooded the house. They come, the water on the walls roar, and the owner in the middle of the room stands and bow him. Sandwiches a little in the water. And the guy says to him, “Yes, fucking, this is the fourth apartment where I’m being flooded!” He even took this house specifically on the last floor, so that no one else would flood... And above his ceiling a boiler... Epic field, gentlemen...

Question on the forum:
Alex_UAN: Can you kill a person with a diamond powder by adding it to coffee?

One of the answers:
Probably can. In any case, this is how (diamond powder in lubrication) were paralyzed all the robots on the shaley planet by the false doctor Verkhovtsev in the cartoon "The Secret of the Third Planet".

XXX: Fuck the mouse
YYY: be it! Gashi falls
XX: Would I know where it’s flying when I turn on the lights
Is he flying without gabarits?
Theme: AGA
Punish him...

Comments on the movie "Tex" on torrent tracker:
xxx: "Genre: Drama"
Indeed, with a budget of $35,000,000 to remove such a go* but it’s a drama...

XXX: I was not taken to the artist :(
I come, they ask me.
xxx: Do you want to sign up?
xxx: yes
XXX: How old is your child?

I got a girlfriend one before yesterday calls, type acquaintances advised to call, and says:
She brings me a book,
I - what happened
I need to put XP.
I – what was it before?
It is Vista
Do I have wood?
It is NET!
I'm a blueberry then I'll have to fuck
It’s not a basar, it’s just with Gandalf 😉
Can I give you a gender? 😉 😉

Strict behavior of advertising sales manager:
“Good morning, my name is (no matter) Can I talk to the director?
You can... but it’s not there now.
When will he be?
and today.
Please tell me what the director’s name is.
I cannot tell you...
Do you know the name of your director???? to
I know! I will not tell you!!! to

I am not "sova", just my body requires to live on the greenwich and wakes up and falls asleep 4 hours later than Moscow time =)

I accidentally looked at a friend in the aska, she had three groups of contacts there: cries, silences and a pissy box... I am in the box...

Serg: On the occasion of the rental, Yulia will come to me today (a clay brunette), and at lunch must come to Light (a rugged, slim, orgy-like body) at the expense of contracts.
It feels like you’re lacking 😉
and STOP. How did you find out?

The most ugly women mimic the monthly on February 23, and the festive orgasm on March 8.

We are in a psychic room in a couple. Distributing the sick. I am given the sick, with the words: "And I will give you the good! Anxious, nervous, with madness and hallucinations.

evening wife after training on horse riding (namely training, not simple rides):
You haven’t seen me tomorrow!

xxxh: a friend broke his phone, wrecked, got for a while the old...
XHH: He should have come to me, calls and asks, “Does she have a charge from Siemens?” I said from nowhere, did not use Siemens, he grit "yes, every family should have a charge from Siemens!!and "
xxh: after 2 weeks cleaned the closet, found a charging from Siemens... ppc... o_O

xxx 18:27:31 is probably the first film in which Seagal was lulled.
yyy 6 September 2010 by 18:28:12
We are waiting for Machete 2, where the bullies are given to Norris.
xxx on September 6, 2010 by 18:30:22
This will cause a universal error and the world will be closed :D

xxx:I thought until the age of 24 that the column was written as kAnAпля (from the test word kAnAbis), so for meskalin you can forgive)))
YYY: And now you are honestly sure that the column is the only correct version of writing?
XXX: Is there anything else?
YYY: No, not that you are!

Good asphalt on the road does not fall.

For lunch, not only a spoonful, a plate with soup would be good.

an honest official.
The story of a familiar operative: In one prefecture, we developed a serious uncle. His signature cost tens of thousands of dollars.
It seems he took... They take it all there, otherwise, why would all there be pearls. And our uncle, according to the operational data, took often and not much. Finally we waited for a man whom our uncle artificially stopped building. The man and so on, the uncle "entered the position" and showed 500,000 thousand rubles on his fingers. The builder nodded and went to us.
We supplied him with sealed bills, set up a camera and a dictionary, said, “Neither foam nor pen” and sent to “Uncle.”
The man, entering the office, took his papers.
Do you give me your papers again? I said I can’t allow it!
Sorry, but it’s for you.
He moved an envelope on the table. The uncle grabbed him with one rush, looked at him and when he saw the money he cried out: - Puppy!!! How dare you offer me a bribe!! to
With these words, he flashed the envelope into the open window of his office.
Go out of it!! And thank you for not giving you where you should be!! to
At this moment, we break into the office and... sadly grab his strong hand, because we all heard through the intercept. They apologized, said that it was nice to meet an honest person, etc. One of us, of course, ran right down... but half a million, in the center of Moscow, lie no longer than five seconds.
We were all soaked, because a whole of 500,000 were swept. Terrible to remember.
But miracles do not happen, after six months we took this uncle already according to all the rules, took him and his nephew, who stood on the street with a blues on his mouth and waited for the money rain from the fortress.
Usually, after receiving the bribe by the nephew, the uncle immediately calmed down and positively solved the problem of the applicant.

The driver stops the driver:
Why do you drive without seat belts?
The Driver:
Are you not happy?