It is much easier and more pleasant to spoil a young girl than to try to correct the nonsense.

It is time to look externally.

This morning, as usual, I went to work and picked up the garbage. I approach the containers - there is a bombardment with four dogs. One of them began to whisper at me, and the bomber said, “Luska, fu!!!” His own!and "

I’m going to buy a costume for the weekend.

In fact, it is almost noon in Moscow, and nobody has yet written that today is the day of the tester, by the way)

On September 9, 1945, the first bug in history was officially registered. It was on this day that scientists from Harvard University, who tested the computing machine Mark II Aiken Relay Calculator, found a moth that was stuck between the contacts of the electromechanical relay. The extracted insect was glued into the diary, with the accompanying inscription: "First actual case of bug being found".

All involved with a celebration!

Inscription on the universe elevator: Everyone, guys!
Below is the signature: Fu, Pidoras!
Even lower: fu, a homophobe!

>> Why did Gaddafi decide to flee to Niger?

Because American soldiers do not have the right to use this word in speech.

Comment to the article "Ukraine - the fourth in the world by the volume of pirated programs"
Fuck, we are only four! kids, let’s get up!

Advertising for the domestic car industry:
"Lada Kalina - a real machine for real life"
Without any hints we are rubbed that our life is really shit.

The Poor:
"Consult how to get rid of unreciprocal love?"

It is best to get rid of at night, without witnesses. To hide the weapon of salvation, to bury the body.

About the Desert

married (18:12:06 7/09/2011)
Is apathy a consequence?

Chere-Sweet (18:12:52 7/09/2011)
Yes, what is understood by total apathy... I also thought that apathy, and it turned out that the balance of the

married (18:13:01 7/09/2011)
Yes to?

married (18:13:20 7/09/2011)
I am now balanced under the table, because the chair is broken and I am lazy to get up.

Something my hero became quite powerful, everybody wins easily, even playing is uninteresting. I’ll probably create a new character and start from the beginning.
is right. Now you understand why I have 10 heroes of level 85 in WoW.
Is it because you play too much?
The cock!

From dairi.ru :
Some say that tomorrow I’m thirty, I’ve lived a third of my life. The optimists.

of a live conversation.

“Listen, how is it right; to Ukraine, or to Ukraine?”? to
As they say, you go to Russia and you return to Ukraine.
- Behold, from your mouth it sounded like this: you go into your ass, and you go back on your ass... >_<
You fucking argue...

Chelyabinsk thieves in early August stole a vacuum cleaner from a businessman, which contained 1 million rubles. The owner used it as a safe.and c)

Without any comments.

Dear Vladimir Vladimirovich, please do not come to Vladivostok anymore. Never come here fucking.

and Loss'

Mazenrad: Fuck, what, women don’t wear socks on their naked bodies?
It seems naked.
Mazenrad: What nonsense do they write about someone trying to dress naked and didn’t like it?
Could they fake something?
Mazenrad: Well, what do you say, the socks are almost transparent. Only if there are any polyethylene pads or layers adhesive replaceable?
Alex: No, I would have noticed in my own. She does nothing like that. Only if the trail is fake. I will ask. Do you wear clothes on your naked body?
Scream: No of course! First the underwear.
Alex: I didn’t think about it!
Mazenrad: I would never have guessed that a naked body is without cowards! How differently men and women think!

I once had an old ten-year-old ninja, frightening with its rise, rust, and the amount of exhaust of all living beings around.
The car was terrible.
XHH: For me, she was then a "bottle", "tubble", "beautiful" and so on.
I recently invented a new name for her.
Tagged with: "Pugatti"

An advertisement on the radio:
Winnie, Winnie, what about you?
I do not pass!
It’s all because he’s too overwhelmed!
So what to do?! to
Taking Espumizan...

Imagine what will be in the rabbit's apartment after this treatment...

Talk about vacation:

xxx: 500 m to the sea, вай вай
YYYY : )
XXX: Wai Fei is
YYYYYYYYYYYY I thought you were happy in Georgian.)

In the 1920s, it was considered inappropriate in Russian schools to write literally, because it was not proletarian. For literacy you could write a note.
YYY: 91 years have passed, and the nichren has not changed.

Listen, and if there is a profession of a florist, then you must also be a florist?