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and clarify:

All of us!

You will post every hernia, I will start posting the texts of Ranetok!
And the notes, too.

Dz3

Just the two notes?

News from the State Statistics of Ukraine: Prices for food and beverages in August rose by 8.3%.

The first comment:
They are all robbed and robbed, and they have and have everything.

On the crossing of Lubyanka - Kuznetsov Bridge stands a woman with a tablet "9" (allocated fat) children. Please help" Please do not pass by someone else’s trouble, give her a condom. I did not have it with me.

We sometimes walked with the dogs... Here’s a walk... There’s a man 7, the dogs are running, and we’re talking... Here’s the owner (year-old 25 guy) of the tricolor cobbler collie and says... I’m chesting the dog yesterday, I’m looking, and there’s a few ticks on my stomach! How to pull??" immediately began to receive a bunch of "necessary" advice... 1 says: "need to be anointed and twisted with a butterfly, the speck will sink and climb out", 2 advises: "Need to tie a thread with a speck around the speck and pull it!", 3 advice is cooler than the past:"Need to hold the needle over the light bulb, warm it... And then the speck in the butterfly to whip! It will come out right away!"... I’ve broken down on Dixon’s grass at this time, I’m looking at the bubble... CLEAN! I ask the owner to show the cloves... showing... the dogs!!! tk. Kobe, that’s the fat black... The owner wondered: “Where does the Kobe have the breasts?”?" (Hey, the type of the chest itself is smooth, without nipples) And I imagined how he murryeth the dog after advice: the nipples are sliced with oil, a thread is imposed on them or a hot needle is ticked... But, most likely, there are those who would necessarily carry out everything...

It’s in "Harry Potter" "You know who" – Volan de Mort. You know who you are "you know who you are"

Tomorrow I will jump off the bridge.
Life is shit?
xxx with rubber)
yyy: original death, jump from the bridge with the Gandon )))
xxx: fuck another one))

I don't understand, I look so happy that when I come to a client I'm not the first time asking how much I earn and how to arrange for us.

My husband cries. Going to the side at night:
Please turn your back.
The DPS is going through.
Which DPS?? to
Well, I told you, in the Tallinn DPS stands!! to

It comes with a Lenovo laptop. Deletion of data in the case of resale. "Data can be physically destroyed by tapping a hammer on the hard disk"

I have a cold coca-cola ;)
I have chicken legs.
xxh: come in the evening, I will make you a bath, and also a massage, rest =)
Are you like an Eden serpent?

I changed the mixer in the bathroom, cleaned the pipe in the kitchen, I feel like Mario, and so I want to be the princess he saves :-(

You know, Dim, Katya is a bit strange.
YYY: In the sense?
Romance is irreparable. I am from Samara, you know.
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
xxx: She calls me "my Samaritan".

For the last 50,000 years, the older generation has not liked how the younger generation dresses and behaves. We are no exception.
YYY: It is wrong. 40-year-old men love how Japanese schoolgirls dress.

I recently walked in the park with my niece (she is 5 years old, I am 19), we are in line for an attraction, behind the back are two aunts of forty years old, apparently waiting for a baby riding on a carousel, I hear - they wash my bones: "I'm curious how many years the child is... and the girl is very young.
I can’t stand it, I plant my niece on a carousel, I approach my aunts and there is the following dialogue:
Tell me, do you have children?
She (a little surprised): Yes, the son is riding.
I: How old is he?
7 has been completed
I: Are you studying in school?
Yes, I went to the first class.
What time did you give birth to him?
She begins to get angry: what are the questions?
I: Do you have a husband?
She is... girl!
I: Did you betray him?
She: What do you allow yourself?! to
Do you have a child from your husband?
She: It’s not your business!
I: In that case, it’s not your business, how old I was when I gave birth, how old my child is... and in general, it’s my niece!

They stay with their mouths open.)

I almost broke the printer for 150 thousand.
Do you pay for that??? O_O

From Wikipedia:
Kiwi are extremely territorial birds, and a married couple, and especially a male, fiercely protects their nest plot from competitors, which can occupy from 2 to 100 hectares (at rivi).

200 copies of kiwi can cover any Moscow market.

<xxx> How to fight the idiots?
<yyy> You can’t stop – head up!

That is what Hindus write.
yyy: The Hindu cycle for is replaced by a set of if, and in the stones in general songs from Indian films. Sometimes with dancing.

The old brothers :)
I went to the kil mi pliz, and I smile half a day)) as strange as there is a story more funny than here:) really

and c)

Who knows how I am in love! Smart, mature, serious and secure. Behind him as behind a stone wall. Sex is just wonderful.
But there is one but. During sex, he may suddenly stop, start to spin my nipples and scream: who is it here here who is silent? Make the radio louder.