Lectures, the question of the task "What do you need to do so that the Russian language became popular among foreigners?"

The voice from the audience: "And only peaceful ways are possible, yeah?"

Discussion of computer mice
You haven’t seen my mouse yet! She has the logo of X-Men!
XXX from the isolation:

Very much please!
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Shark arrived on the beaches of Italy.
Comments: I thought they were coming and they were just swimming...
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Ships go on flights, paintings are written, and your train seems to have left.

Man has no imagination. And I directly imagined it - sharks in swimsuits and shells, with umbrellas and towels under the mouse, melt onto the beach. Hey master of comics, draw it. Explanation to your discretion :)

stumbled now.
In general, there is some kind of transmission, showing in coal toned black, which holds a child gorilla in his hands. And the voice behind the picture "Ebu (nick child) for the first time in his life sees a gorilla greater than himself". I think the dictators are overwhelmed. by ROFL
And only then gave a general plan, it turned out that a baby for the first time released a bunch of adult gorillas.

I went to the garage next to the garage today. On each garage the inscription: "Do not put the car at the door". And on the latter: "On top of the machine rubbish do not put, the abnormal zone, the wheels themselves swell". Cars are everywhere, at every door, but not one near the garbage tanks.)

Luke, I am your father
2: So would he say, “Yob your mother!”"

The general cleaning. I went into a room and found a fan. In the other, they found a vacuum cleaner. Judging by the trend, in the next we will find another room or at least the entrance to Narnia.

When you wrote the admin stories and code errors, it was unclear, but very funny.
And now some soppy, it's easier to look at House 2.

Blonde girl

Simple and poor? Eat pasta with mayonnaise.
Macarons with mayonnaise, is this a new recipe for ballonese?
You confused everything, Bologneese is with ketchup, with mayonnaise - carbonara

Qualitatively played on a saxophone – it is when after 3 hours of play you have from under the key of the saliva leap.

The best code is not written code.

YYY: *including the soldering station" Yes! We will do it hardened! by BUGAGAGA!

He didn’t want to get up for a long time. He snubbed that he hadn’t slept, caused it to him... Then he couldn’t find breakfast in the refrigerator... Then he promised that he’t watch the cartoons until late... When he left, he firmly promised that he would start the day and go to bed earlier. I called that I arrived and wasn’t late. Then he disappeared... She called myself to ask how things were going. Importantly said that everything is okay, he has no time, he is busy and put the phone.
Did your younger brother go to first class? Is he too early?
My husband went to work for the first time...

As my predecessor said, when you send in the ass, specify in which. They will think you are inviting.
coreFan

XXII. payment for education and medicine.
Paying pensions at your own expense.
Protection of life and health is a problem of the citizen.

The question. Why is it needed? The State?
YYYYY Well, here is the situation as with a pet, for example, a hamster, you feed him regularly, and he is just scratching you.
There is no meaning in this action, there is no point in it either, yet you continue to feed him and clean up the shit behind him...

Delivery in the Russian Post worked even more or less. But then the postman of Pechkin stopped his bicycle and it started.

The disturbed

I have always been embarrassed by one fact. Oil is expensive in the world market, but gasoline is expensive. They say "Raws have increased". Oil is cheaper, but gasoline is again expensive. They say "Compensate the losses".

Friend, you have forgotten the third option: If the price of oil does not change, gasoline is expensive. Because there is inflation in the country.

...the first in the race leads a car with the number mark "X ER", working on methane without smell!

Harper, article about Nokia
Introverts who know how to work carefully and carefully can bend mountains. If you give a Finnish engineer a rail and a piston, settle him in a house with a sauna near the lake and feed him with sausages, then in five years he will drink an accurate working copy of the iPhone, don't hesitate.

Nikita: I am an impressive girl. I saw a bomb coming out. It was sad. I stopped eating apples. He was pleased, thank you. Are they washed?? to

Petropavlovsk in northern Kazakhstan. I go in the morning in the tram standing on the back floor, full of people, not to push. Next to me is a Russian boy with a backpack behind his back, looking like a five-six-year-old. Directly in front of us, you want or don’t want, and the eyes rest on the rear glass of the tram is glued to a paper plaque of approximately the following content: "Kazakh tylinde soyleu- bzdin asmmattik paryzy" and below the inscription is already duplicated in Russian: "To speak in Kazakh - our common civil duty". And at the very bottom of the plaque of blue paste, many times wrapped in letters is attributed: "HUY". The boy studies the tablet for a long time, then breathes, gets a pen out of his pocket, sketches the word "HUY" and carefully pulls out "CAT".