YYY: Today is a day of interruption

Yyy: On the way to the subway there under the bridge a truck stuck. had to wait a while.

XXX: Are you stuck in?

YYY: Well in the right. as Vinnie Pooh

Yyy: And the rabbit evacuator pulled him back.

On that day, Napoleon sat on the Pillow Mountain and looked at the surrounding area.
- Oh, the traffic jamming at Kutuzovsky he considered! I realized I was busy.

A friend once told me, he and his companion went to the toilet in the universe, there all the cabins are closed. The second, not long thinking, pulls one. She opens up and both see the dean sitting. A second’s silence, after which the dean stretches out his hand to close the door. My friend somehow in confusion did not understand the whole situation and thought that he wanted to give up and stretched out his hand. After a handshake, the door was successfully closed.

Perycalypsis: With EMS terms as lucky. A friend beat out his MacBook for three months - received with a forged hole - saved the miracle of overseas technology only that knowing our - the seller wrapped the box with a special. scotch with the inscription "- Steal not good - - Steal not good - - Steal not good - - "

On the Electro-Factory Street (Moscow) the asphalt was paved, according to the burgeoning improvement of roads throughout Moscow.
What he represents. If you look a little closer, you can see that this is not a monolithic mass, but camels, glued with bitumen. There is emptiness between them.
During the past rain, the stream runs along this asphalt and in the middle of the way ALL is absorbed into it.
Will anyone explain to these piddars, who took without a competition the asphalt-laying company, which makes the new super-economic technology roasted the bubbles, that the October-November rains will feed this asphalt with moisture, which will freeze / melt all winter, thus disrupting the links between the camels?
And in the spring, half of this asphalt will simply be removed by carpenters, and the rest will be crushed by cars.
Why is there no control over the quality of the road built??? Is there a vacuum prescribed in a guest? Or is it a new technology that has been successfully tested for at least 3 years?
Come and see, Electric Factory Street, starting from the metro Transformers Square.

11th of 11th!! Let me go, let me go.
by 222:11
111) (M, what is UZN@l?

The Kangaroo:
In our country, the tape "no passage" is perceived as the finish tape - whoever first broke it, he won.)

I go home in betrayal.
Drinking a beer:
There were pellets in the refrigerator.
Did you eat them yourself? and alone?! to

I can spend a week without bread.
I am not used to replacing one.
The body is always in need.
Not cakes, not pizzas – Pellmen!

Let the centuries pass, let the stars sing,
In every corner of Oakland
You want to be drunk, and you want to be sober.
What will you ask for for dinner? The Pellets!

The ball has been scratched from the test,
Pepper, vinegar and salt must be
There is no place in Russia.
Where do you know the traditions of peelings!

Today I went to the shopping center, went to the ashan for coffee, and there such soft pleds are sold, I decided to take one, still autumn. There was a young man sitting on the box, I had a tape and coffee on the tape, I took a cigar from the shelf, he started laughing. I don’t understand anything, I look at him, and he says:
It is good to sit on the window and think about it.
She paid off, went out and only then almost fell out of laughter, realizing what set she was buying. Thank you, you got a good mood. and :)

I did it all, with you $5.
I thank you :-*
XHH: with you $5
Ohhhhhhhh :)
Tagged: $ $ $ $
See also: recount

Comments on whether Wi-Fi is harmful.
My wife is expecting a child: Can Wi-Fi affect pregnancy?? to
WOW: Yes of course. The child will be a sysadmin.

We have the concept of rotation at work - rotation (also translated as "turning"). Rotation is when programmers change tasks. We try to change every day or two within the team, and every iteration (2 weeks) we rotate a person between teams.
At the morning stand-up (five minutes), we were four - 2 programmers, I and the tester.
Q1: Shall we rotate?
P2: Let's rotate!
They start to turn in one direction at the same time.
I love my programmers.

Never squeeze a round expander between your teeth. and :(

I don’t want to boast, but I love sex. And I think daily sex is the most pleasant and beneficial. Minecraft is exciting. I can cook. Even very tasty. Cleaning is not to respect, but it must. There is no problem with the comp, I can distinguish the hard from the software, and everything works. I quit smoking. When a loved one decides to drink beer, I make a company, though, I drink a little, so, with a fish a couple of gloves. When I go out to drink with my friends, I don’t start hanging on my pants with wild cries. Everything is solved easier. Don’t forget to buy chocolate on the way back. And sex of course. It is not shameful to appear in people. All this "vanille" I can’t tolerate. I prefer heavy music. Maybe I scream sometimes, so I just didn’t get to sleep. Or what an unknown shit like the mysterious three letters of PMS... But again, sex will help... That’s the truth that I’m scorned (and in the rest... I’m not to be dragged by my own significance, just enough to scorn the female race. We are good. You are just looking for not there.

Today on the radio calls a girl (D), presented as Evelina, a DJ:
DJ: Isn’t Bladeon coincidental?
(D): No, I'm better, I'm a very cute, tall, fifth-size brunette, I'm doing sports... and bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla.
DJ: Probably all the male listeners now have their jaw, and I have saliva.
Can I give you a shirt?
DJ: You better give me it.
An uncomfortable pause.
D: I agree

Good day to all, sorry for the day. I split up with a girl I love very much, who has been my whole life for me. Katya, I love you, I need you very much, you are the most dear person to me in this world, all plus happiness, joy, love and success.

Alexey Sadonov > The stronger the special, the harsher the unknown jerk that can break out of his regularly inflamed brain.

I heard the conversation of a Tajik on the phone: "...in Kolomna is good, only the Russians are many..." and this is, fucking, the Moscow region

xxxxxxxxxxx:
I have come up with a solution for our relationship with you.
xxxxxxxxxxx:
Let’s do a lobotomy.

Not enough to be a loyal friend, not enough to be a dog.