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[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №69629
 06.09.2012
I'm talking to a friend on Skype, he's doing something there hard on the keyboard, obviously girls.
Is the imagination at hand?
In a moment, they both realized the depth of the phrase.

[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №69628
 06.09.2012
As it is convenient today for children to watch the box, they entered a rating for convenience:
18 is interesting.
#16 You can't watch it
All the rest is shit.

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №69627
 06.09.2012
There is a point with personal qualities and you need to evaluate them on a scale from 1 to 10 without repeating. Twelve pieces...

[ + 44 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №69626
 06.09.2012
Wanna, what is better? A girl with a stomach and breasts, or a flat stomach but without breasts?
M: Better a grandmother with brains and no stupid questions.

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №69625
 06.09.2012
From WOT:
Malinovka and the assault.
Svetlyak (player spy, illuminating, enemy tanks) assaulting the team in a general chat: Do not shoot - I will jump to the village for a minute after the same and right back.
The enemy's top answer: drunkenness - battle!
The light: I understand. Tell me how to get into the bookstore.

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №69624
 06.09.2012
Will we be xxx?
YY begins
I slowly take off my pink circles.
xxx valentines
YYY I finished

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №69623
 06.09.2012
Telephone conversation intercepted in Riga.
A young man sits on the stairs of a small institution, smokes and basks on a mobile phone:
Is this a child’s house? I want two boys...
......
I don’t know what you thought, but I want to adopt them.

[ + 41 - ] Comment quote №69622
 06.09.2012
>>>How can the ‘Daddy’s Daughter’ series be 12+ if it features an actress who hasn’t 12 yet?

Absolutely maybe. In the series Real Love one of the main roles was played by a boy, who was not allowed to the premiere of his own film, because he was intended for teenagers over the age of 13.

[ + 41 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №69621
 06.09.2012
Talk about the end of the world.

xxxxxxxxxxx:
I don’t believe it 😉

xxxxxxxxxxx:
Neither in 12 years nor at any supernatural end of the world at all.

xxxxxxxxxxx:
Because I am firmly convinced that mankind will die from a nuclear war =)

xxxxxxxxxxx:
It is completely natural.

xxxxxxxxxxx:
But don’t be disappointed)

xxxxxxxxxxx:
If we explode, we will die within seconds.

xxxxxxxxxxx:
And if we survive, then there will be an opportunity to play in the fallout in real.


[ + 34 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №69620
 06.09.2012
News of the day:
St. Petersburg scientist invented a tank that fires with feces

The word ‘nuclear war’ has gained a different meaning, and 70% of British scientists have hanged themselves.

[ + 46 - ] Comment quote №69619
 06.09.2012
At the ransom of the bride, the bridegroom had a test: on the chamomile were written questions, the answers - data about the bride. Looking at the wedding tape, the bridegroom commented:

“The height of the bride, the weight of the bride... I didn’t go to the military with her!”! to

[ + 43 - ] Comment quote №69618
 06.09.2012
I am going on a first date, I run around the apartment, like a mess, I strike everything, I crash everything. Nerves, nerves... Daddy’s response: “Daughter, be calm. The rule is only one: if he unleashes his hands, take off his legs.

[ + 26 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №69617
 06.09.2012
xxx: I’m not a hanja, but why eat, cheat, and fuck like a cattle? Fuck, I will never understand that.

YYY: You just didn’t try it!

[ + 31 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №69616
 06.09.2012
News on Rambler: For Tymoshenko in prison is observed by a hidden camera even in the shower.

Comment: Where can I download the video?

[ + 32 - ] [7 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №69615
 06.09.2012
Today I tried to imagine what would happen if you were attacked by a toothless zombie.
No, Prikinte steals to you a dead man and with all the serenity, thirst for blood trying to bite you behind the neck - a bite a bite a bite!!!! to

[ + 64 - ] Comment quote №69614
 06.09.2012

[21:39:49] shtelman: (rofl) my oldest 1 September from school back home with a bouquet of flowers came
[21:41:19] shtelman: I gru : and hule?
[21:41:54] Nicholas Rogov:... there is someone...
[21:42:08] shtelman: and he: kind of a teacher said, oh there many flowers you have brought today, give it to the body, the library.
[21:42:19] shtelman: and he is hyax and home-mamma!

[ + 20 - ] Comment quote №69613
 06.09.2012
If you sleep your happiness, then with a beautiful woman.

[ + 49 - ] Comment quote №69612
 06.09.2012
A new law for protecting children from television. My friend's daughter was able to read almost from the diapers, at the time of the story she was either in the first or second grade. He saw in the sale a book for the younger school age, a translation from some Western textbook, entitled "How children appear" or "Where children come from." Well, a friend tells me, took the polystyrene quickly, seemingly intelligently explained everything, well, bought it and gave it to the daughter. I sit in the kitchen, drink a cup of coffee, one eye in the TV, the other in the magazine. Here comes the daughter (D) with this book and asks the question:
Do you have sperm?
(P) and the Khm, (a little caffeinated coffee) Noah, in general that is.
A – and show it!
A friend says – I took this book and put it on the upper shelf in the closet, telling my daughter that she will read it when she gets it without a chair, or she will ask the next chapter of the book to demonstrate.

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №69611
 06.09.2012
If Apple made bicycles...
Turn the wheel free, brake the wheel.
Air for the wheel 5 backs, pump only with a special pump, through a special hose.
Pumps and air from other bicycles are not suitable.
There is a luggage compartment, but you can't ride anyone on it, as this is contrary to the terms of the license.
The iVel is fast, but the pedals are rotating very hard and the strength is enough for a maximum of half a day.
The new iVel costs like three ordinary bikes, but people are willing to pay any money for a bite apple icon on the wing and a stylish white frame.
Apple will be suing other cyclists for breach of patents, because other bicycles also have round wheels!

[ + 38 - ] [4 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №69610
 06.09.2012
XXX (10:11:14 5/09/2012)
That everyone writes with boiling water from Game of Thrones? Nothing special
YYY (10:44:22 5/09/2012)
Fuck, there dragons are born, heads are rubbed, and brothers are fucking. There are dwarfs.

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