I'm talking to a friend on Skype, he's doing something there hard on the keyboard, obviously girls.
Is the imagination at hand?
In a moment, they both realized the depth of the phrase.
As it is convenient today for children to watch the box, they entered a rating for convenience:
18 is interesting.
#16 You can't watch it
All the rest is shit.
There is a point with personal qualities and you need to evaluate them on a scale from 1 to 10 without repeating. Twelve pieces...
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Wanna, what is better? A girl with a stomach and breasts, or a flat stomach but without breasts?
M: Better a grandmother with brains and no stupid questions.
From WOT:
Malinovka and the assault.
Svetlyak (player spy, illuminating, enemy tanks) assaulting the team in a general chat: Do not shoot - I will jump to the village for a minute after the same and right back.
The enemy's top answer: drunkenness - battle!
The light: I understand. Tell me how to get into the bookstore.
Will we be xxx?
YY begins
I slowly take off my pink circles.
xxx valentines
YYY I finished
Telephone conversation intercepted in Riga.
A young man sits on the stairs of a small institution, smokes and basks on a mobile phone:
Is this a child’s house? I want two boys...
......
I don’t know what you thought, but I want to adopt them.
>>>How can the ‘Daddy’s Daughter’ series be 12+ if it features an actress who hasn’t 12 yet?
Absolutely maybe. In the series Real Love one of the main roles was played by a boy, who was not allowed to the premiere of his own film, because he was intended for teenagers over the age of 13.
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Talk about the end of the world.
xxxxxxxxxxx:
I don’t believe it ?
xxxxxxxxxxx:
Neither in 12 years nor at any supernatural end of the world at all.
xxxxxxxxxxx:
Because I am firmly convinced that mankind will die from a nuclear war =)
xxxxxxxxxxx:
It is completely natural.
xxxxxxxxxxx:
But don’t be disappointed)
xxxxxxxxxxx:
If we explode, we will die within seconds.
xxxxxxxxxxx:
And if we survive, then there will be an opportunity to play in the fallout in real.
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News of the day:
St. Petersburg scientist invented a tank that fires with feces
The word ‘nuclear war’ has gained a different meaning, and 70% of British scientists have hanged themselves.
At the ransom of the bride, the bridegroom had a test: on the chamomile were written questions, the answers - data about the bride. Looking at the wedding tape, the bridegroom commented:
“The height of the bride, the weight of the bride... I didn’t go to the military with her!”! to
I am going on a first date, I run around the apartment, like a mess, I strike everything, I crash everything. Nerves, nerves... Daddy’s response: “Daughter, be calm. The rule is only one: if he unleashes his hands, take off his legs.
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xxx: I’m not a hanja, but why eat, cheat, and fuck like a cattle? Fuck, I will never understand that.
YYY: You just didn’t try it!
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News on Rambler: For Tymoshenko in prison is observed by a hidden camera even in the shower.
Comment: Where can I download the video?
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Today I tried to imagine what would happen if you were attacked by a toothless zombie.
No, Prikinte steals to you a dead man and with all the serenity, thirst for blood trying to bite you behind the neck - a bite a bite a bite!!!! to
[21:39:49] shtelman: (rofl) my oldest 1 September from school back home with a bouquet of flowers came
[21:41:19] shtelman: I gru : and hule?
[21:41:54] Nicholas Rogov:... there is someone...
[21:42:08] shtelman: and he: kind of a teacher said, oh there many flowers you have brought today, give it to the body, the library.
[21:42:19] shtelman: and he is hyax and home-mamma!
If you sleep your happiness, then with a beautiful woman.
A new law for protecting children from television. My friend's daughter was able to read almost from the diapers, at the time of the story she was either in the first or second grade. He saw in the sale a book for the younger school age, a translation from some Western textbook, entitled "How children appear" or "Where children come from." Well, a friend tells me, took the polystyrene quickly, seemingly intelligently explained everything, well, bought it and gave it to the daughter. I sit in the kitchen, drink a cup of coffee, one eye in the TV, the other in the magazine. Here comes the daughter (D) with this book and asks the question:
Do you have sperm?
(P) and the Khm, (a little caffeinated coffee) Noah, in general that is.
A – and show it!
A friend says – I took this book and put it on the upper shelf in the closet, telling my daughter that she will read it when she gets it without a chair, or she will ask the next chapter of the book to demonstrate.
If Apple made bicycles...
Turn the wheel free, brake the wheel.
Air for the wheel 5 backs, pump only with a special pump, through a special hose.
Pumps and air from other bicycles are not suitable.
There is a luggage compartment, but you can't ride anyone on it, as this is contrary to the terms of the license.
The iVel is fast, but the pedals are rotating very hard and the strength is enough for a maximum of half a day.
The new iVel costs like three ordinary bikes, but people are willing to pay any money for a bite apple icon on the wing and a stylish white frame.
Apple will be suing other cyclists for breach of patents, because other bicycles also have round wheels!
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XXX (10:11:14 5/09/2012)
That everyone writes with boiling water from Game of Thrones? Nothing special
YYY (10:44:22 5/09/2012)
Fuck, there dragons are born, heads are rubbed, and brothers are fucking. There are dwarfs.