My sister trolls me.
YYY: Have you fought?
Yesterday Dimka said I was too vanilla for him. Fuck, what am I to be? A tough boy? Playing football with him in a beer bowl, smoking and mothering? Or should I be like Anja? He is the first to call if I go to clubs. I’m a girl, I’m only 16, why do they require me to behave like a man?
YYY: What about my sister?
xxx yes yes yes. I forgot. I told her that Dimka dropped, she first told me not to take in my head, and not cry, and now she walks around the apartment and sings:"Rose soppes, o-o-o, messengers of separation"

A small office. Six people look at the manager with hope: “Woman, you’ll feed the fish for a couple of weeks while we’re on New Year’s Eve, okay?”

The manager (stunnedly looking into the aquarium) "Children, I will, of course, feed... only they are all dead...."

You are not sleeping :)))
Good morning to you!!!! to

I sit with my friends and drink beer. We have been drinking for a long time, and something so pulled into philosophy. We discussed several topics, including nostalgia for childhood and how it was long ago.
And suddenly, after a long pause, one guy so thoughtfully:
- Ah... you can imagine, it turns out that 94 year old children are already fucking...

Opened the news:
In Russia patented weapons with shells from feces.
Closed the news.

Lectures on Customs:
The Lector:
Let’s say you are transporting the forest. In the middle of the road, he was replaced by a tank. The border guards got documents, according to them you have the forest. You see, you actually have a tank.
The student:
This will be the last thing they will see.

How can you be so fucking?
WOW: What is there?
xxx: a potential VIP client Vasya sent a commercial, starting with the phrase "Hear what?"

Like most men, my boyfriend was very unhappy that I put on his yesterday’s shirt in the morning and walk in it until I get up. I justified that men’s shirts are comfortable, they are longer than ours, and they are comfortable in them. The second reason is its smell on it, and it is very pleasant to wear - I, of course, was embarrassed to sound. Finally, I decided that his rest was more expensive, and found myself a pair of pyjamas with a head like a men's shirt. With a female cloth, and a female color. Do you think the discontent has passed? by Nea. Previously, you walked in my shirts, and now you are walking in a shirt with a stranger, and it’s GREAT!

If all officials are forced to ride electric cars, then electric cars with flashes will immediately appear, driving along the opposite paths.

He: What are you doing?
It is in the ceiling (
He: You’re probably not well acquainted with the heavyweight... :-D
Ahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah
At 45 degrees the distance will be maximum under other equal conditions.
she: I studied in physics and math class )))) I know how to properly plunge into the ceiling )

<sh0dan> 05.09 12:22 Dutch homeless man broke into the store to play the piano
<sh0dan> cultural country, hule
Sh0dan pushed off the morning samovar with vodka

XXX: I was not upset, I thought.
YYY: About what?
xxx to go)
YYY: No already, start – talk
XX: Are you sure you want to know this?:D here is far from one point) believe, it is better not to get into the head of the girl)
YYYYYYYYYYY
The Choice of LOL
How do we find t if we only have sin wt? Will the amplitude be reduced?
2) need to Ire send another message, so that the photos drop at least a minimum
3) Lisa needs to bring a flash. Do not forget!
4) "You have gone! and you! You are kinula!
5 the flash! Do not forget!! to
6) stop, and if you try through arxinus?)

Do you think Linux is free? He only accepts payment in nature.

X: Don’t call her. We will not take.
YYY: Kirush, why do you refuse this? Have you read her summary? Let him come for an interview, and we’ll see.
XXX: The meeting is held. A lady who gives a potential employer a soap for communication "kotik@..." does not deserve an interview, no matter what diplomas she received there. Soon, the rubbish in the passports will be written "Pufastika 115" and "Glamoury withTervO4kkа". Photo with carpet.
YYYY: Kirill... I repeat, did you read her resume? Her name is Cats = Cats.
(In a few minutes)
X: Blue... did you see her picture? Today the cats are gone. Naker, naker conversation, I will not live such a spectacle.

A girl from the department said:
Call us (admin)
D: I have a connector under the flash and it doesn’t work.
I: And there is no other connection? (in front of the front panel)
D: But I don’t have the option to put in my ass...

All I could answer through tears was regret.

1: I will ask in the next 15 minutes to magnify only by name-father, if anything
I don’t know your paternity, so go your ass.
1: Anatolievich
Go to the ass, Anatolievich.

Honour your Father!
Father, what are you?
XHH: In JJ, I say, a new post hanged out. and read.

Andrei Arshavin could continue his career at Dynamo Moscow. London’s Arsenal, where the 31-year-old Russian footballer is currently playing, is ready to quit him for free.

She: and I have next semester practice, 10 weeks... forced to go to a psychiatric hospital)
he: ha ha)))
She: Well, what, at least I talk to the spirit.)
You will like it ;)
I like to talk to you 😉

I read the headlines: The participant of the “Battle of the Extra-Sens” was arrested on suspicion of fraud.
How is? Only one?