And life is beautiful: I am loved, a new computer was put on the job with eight cores, and in a month solar emissions will reach the Earth, many people will not survive, there will be many vacancies and parking spaces.

The issue of American education.

A boy came from school and asked:
Why do Russians poison poor Syrians who want democracy with chemical weapons?

I stayed at work for an hour, finally leaving, carrying the keys to the administrators. I encounter them in the corridor, then the dialogue:

The Administrator:
Are you already leaving? Who allowed it? ?
(I raise my eyebrows questionably, keeping my eyebrows unstoppable)
The Administrator:
Okay, I am joking. Go to.
I am (thinking so):
We have a salary calculation tomorrow.
Everyone in the corridor:
Do not have!! to
With my shoulder:
I don’t want to, I won’t count.

Don’t laugh at the accountant.

As the chairman of the Union of Veterans of Syria, Valery Anisimov, recalls, in 1983-1984 the two Soviet anti-aircraft missile regiments transferred under the guise of tourists to the port of Tartus, equipped with the S-200 anti-aircraft missile system, "in interaction with the air defense forces and means of the Syrian Arab Republic (SAR) took an active part in repelling Israeli air strikes on the SAR troops."

Is it time to send Russian tourists back to Syria?

xxxx: I remember when I was in the mountains, when I was in the
Woman, are we going up? somehow incomprehensible.
Do you see the river flowing towards us?
Is it – and can it not run up?
I - no, Newton personally promised me -
YYYY: XD
XXX: She later told me what she thought-
Like water from the bottom and pushes upwards.
I was in a heroic relationship with her until the end of the trip)

The Syrian opposition is disappointed by the postponement of the military operation until agreement with U.S. congressmen.

They never burn!

People can be compared to operating systems. Small children - MS DOS, each command must be prescribed and clarified. Old people - Windows XP - reliable, proven. People around thirty - Windows 7 - like young, but time-tested. The youth that paints her hair green and walks with tunnels in her ears is Linux.
Are we with you?
And we are Android.
Why is?
We eat a lot.

An advertisement recently seen in Baumanka:

A solid green-eyed first-time student will meet a cute sports second-time student for joint classes in mathanalysis and analytical geometry.

From the discussion forum of the Chinese smartphone:

Yitzhaken: Hello to everyone. Eat a few questions. I wanted to buy this phone a few days ago and a few questions arose. How about 3G? ordinary phones I have with 2 SIMCAMIA in one for 3GI second normal communication and here as the norm with speed? I usually have a PD (data transmission) 200-300 showing loading. What software is installed immediately and is it a lot? Do you hear the interlocutor loudly? Is it as loud as listening to music?

Abyrvalg: The phone is great, but on the mind; the communication holds great, but always in search; for excess speed, the receipts with a fine have often come. Soft sea, so Microsoft is crying. When the interlocutor speaks, it sounds great, but you have to listen. The dynamic beast - the local cries that he had to listen to the complaints of the neighbors about loud music. The display is very bright! At night, you have to apply raw carrot to the eyes - the eyes hurt, as after electrical welding. Satellites catch healthy, the ISS has repeatedly called to turn off the railway - they have all the equipment phonized.
They borrowed. There is search.

I am a copper, a copper. I really persuade myself not to find Aleška just because it exists in nature!
Anastasia: Do you breathe badly, fucking?

From the announcement board of VK:
Motorola e398) good condition.
dynamics and joystick in order) sell for unnecessary,
I ordered online for a long time, but I just got...
Price: 2500 rubles

The first comment:
Nine years gone? Post of Russia?

Igoryok: guys, I’ve seen a report from the ISS here in the news, they’re flying there!
Andryha: And what then?
Igoryok: In Babylon 5, they walk on the floor, not fly!
andryha : and?
Igoryok: Is it so difficult to buy shoes with magnets on eBay?
NASA_worker: send us your resume immediately

You can play online games again! Krill went to school, and the cancer is bigger - to the institute!

From the culinary forum:
I read the book, I made a conclusion. To correctly boil eggs, you need to know very little: the weight of eggs (their category), the starting temperature of eggs, the starting temperature of the water, the height above sea level, the ratio of the volume of eggs to the volume of water used, the coefficient of thermal conductivity of the dishes used and its total heat output - nothing missed? Based on the data we calculate the cooking time)))))
In principle, it is easy to cook the egg smoothly!

X: Only Apple can make its brand accessories want thousands of people.
It’s not just Apple.
The FBI could too.

I am a SPUIM controller (stands and manipulators with software control)
Do you have to work with difficult students?

A small difference:
If I write the program incorrectly, the machine can spray itself.
I have drives that work with real-time teams.

And secondly, I am making the arrangement on my own path.
If I did something wrong, my proga will break me.

I think IT is a sandbox.

In total, I have a liter of seven, a liter of unfiltered Baltics, two bottles of some kind of live beer, oak and oak, a liter of honeymoon and a liter of sprinkled "liter", four sprinkled, two turkeys, two cheeses and another kind of staff is insignificant. And in your hypermarket, I seemed to have calculated 100-200 rubles. Go there after the ghetto. There was no different living.
Heather Lutsenko Terminator: I am starting to website...
Sadako10950: I knew that sooner or later you would go over to this shit.

I read the article in the newspaper and suddenly realized that I was unwittingly looking for comments on it.

New Shampoo Advertising:
How much do women need for beauty? Not to count! I only need one bottle.

to this:
Girls, cute, cut off the linen markers on which the composition of the fabric is indicated. Or you then wear a transparent blouse or undercut jeans and walk with a price on yourself.

You are our Esthetic! First, this is not pricing but the information of the manufacturer of the product. And, secondly, we would be happy to cut off these unnecessary pieces of cloth if it could be done! They are damned by death. Cut along the edge of the seam begins to scatter or the edge of the label rub skin, because the labels are made of some kind of dense synthetic, which in the evening before the blood can rub. So be patient. We tolerate and you tolerate. With sincere tears of gratitude: thank you to the manufacturers of clothes and underwear, who attach small, soft labels in invisible places.