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[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №86366
 01.09.2013
What about preliminary lusts?
Corvin: can be greeted very early
Corvin: a week before

[ + 18 - ] Comment quote №86365
 01.09.2013
My girlfriend smiled. I write to her:
I do it while the baby is sleeping, and you?
She is:
And I don’t sleep in the afternoon... I sleep, he looks at me.

[ + 30 - ] [3 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №86364
 01.09.2013
Hi, smart yet again.
Attracting sanitary surveillance as a witness, you apparently forget about disinfection, disinfection, and don’t believe, even sterilization.

Aeroflot allocates 35 volunteer seats per day. The ass in your hands and forward try to deploy the disinfection point (yes with your equipment and tent). Give smart thoughts to throw easily, sleeping in a warm bed. The form 20 is already flourishing. The water is still coming. Camps for the evacuated are still being built and built around the clock, all and all swear by those who have roasted the mountains of the inspectors (Astachov, Onishchenko, SK) because all this distracts in the wildest way. The epidemic has gone.

While you are there something about psychologically easier I will answer that 287 rubles is enough today to provide one evacuated for a week and thank you Novosibirsk who sent a hundred half-haired blankets of the army, 200 rubles - they are much more needed than the above message.
Thank you to the colourless Moscow LLC, which sent 50 sets of army rainbows with chemical defenses and 400 children’s rainbows.
Thank you to the volunteer psychologists.
Thank you to everyone who is not listed and everyone who helps and understands how much there is no time or hands to resolve anything else.
Ready to arrange disinfection and take wearable things for this - mercy please! Not ready? Goodbye to the ideas.
Everyone who has to do what they should do. Everyone who ballot - keep ballot.

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