Against the backdrop of NATO and its Islamist counterparts, Somali pirates look like decent people. Agreements are fulfilled, people are not cut without need.

If it seems that you are alone in the whole world, turn on the perforator at 3 p.m.

Lisa in the Village

In the middle of our village, right in front of my cellar, there is a small, but two-storey stone house of pre-revolutionary construction.
Its original purpose for me remained unclear - and on the residential is no more like, but not an embar any. Under Soviet rule, it was used as a store –, for this purpose and was built. When the long-awaited freedom came, someone bought the store. In the first year there was an extensive range, in the second - only bread, canned foods and vodka, and in the third - it was covered. The enterprise did not withstand the competition - in a neighboring village, located very profitably, at the intersection of local highways, there were three food stores, it was there that people came and came to load up.
For several years the house stood without sight. But here there appeared some dumb, unspoken man named Cole, and soon in the windows of the house began to see the sewing machines. Every day, without weekends, in the bus coming from the district center at seven in the morning, six aunts of different ages, even less conversational than their apparently master, entered the house, held the curtains on the windows, and at five in the evening they left. Kolya drove there in a closed Mitsubishi van somewhere in the middle of the day and after a couple of hours drove away. Since that stone house was on the opposite side, I watched all this.
Eventually my curiosity was awakened, and I began to rush to
What does their office produce like that? But he was reluctant to contact, and since he decidedly refused to drink, I was unable to unlink his tongue. Only once Kolya threw the phrase: "our products are elegantly sitting on the grandmothers", and soon I lost interest in his organization.
On the weekend, my cousin Slavik came to me from the capital. He was a computer expert and was considered the only one among all our relatives to be a truly wealthy man. But not at the expense of his work, but at the expense of his wife Lisa. He was the head of the department of a very large bank. I was told how much she earns, but in order not to injure someone’s vulnerable psyche, I won’t voice the numbers. They had a expensive mansion for the weekend in the nearby suburb of Moscow, but Slavik was a stubborn fisherman and loved to sit with a whip in the local Volga affluents, with clean water and rich in prey.
And, in addition, he seriously, from my heart, was delayed and therefore took his wife with him, so that she was driving their X5 jeep. Lisa, in general, a rather superstitious lady, didn’t love my village, nor my house, nor Slavik’s hustle (it is clear that this lady treated me accordingly), but she loved him femininely, so twice or three times in the summer she brought her husband here with breaths and affection.
Immediately after their arrival, we sat down at the table. Slavik – what was, and Lisa to lunch dressed; took off the road costume and put on a spectacular summer dress in the colour of the sea wave. I knew she bought her clothes exclusively in Europe, going there on weekends to shop. And so, in order to come down to her (I always felt guilty before Lisa for her torments), I nodded to the dress:
and Milan? of Paris?
This work of the famous London designer Nicholas Hague, - carelessly
She answered. Money, of course, is crazy, but what to do – for the fashionable
Quality things have to be paid.
Did you buy this dress in London? Supporting a conversation on
Interesting topic, I learned about it.
- No, in Moscow on Kutuzovsky a chic boutique opened. They come there.
The work of the best fashion designers in Europe, and I now buy fashion items there.
When you don’t talk abroad, so much free time.
You guess!
After lunch, the couple decided to walk around the area. I went out of the cage, walked with them a few steps and turned back.
And here for the first time in his life, leaving the house in the opposite direction, Kolya himself approached me and, kneeling to the side of the separating couple, with an unexpected proud and happy smile for him, repeated the phrase already known to me:
Our products are beautiful on the grandmothers.

The radiologist in the presence of the patient approaches the window and carefully examines the picture to the light:
“Yes, you’re here... that’s a full gun!” No, well
It is foolish!! No, no... all of it!! He runs out of the office...
The Doctor! How much I have left? With a condemned voice he meets him.
Unfortunate patient when he returns.
to you? You are okay! This is my... wheel sleep... spurtly :-(

The cat, who fell asleep in the laundry machine, woke up only at the fifth round, but already at the sixth came out in the leaders, bypassing the socks and licking.

Advertising on the bus: men and women are invited to work as conductors (can be combined).

Re: Do not swallow
I also have depression.
I am fat and ugly.
here

And I too (

Fuck, that’s not the reaction!

In short, in this country, unfortunately, I pay taxes, but no one is obliged to protect me for them, to look for things I have stolen, to treat me decently, and so on. In fact, I pay taxes only for being allowed to live and work here.
YYY: And let others live here without working.

And: Well, they are sending two saboteurs with a laser target guide. They get closer to the target, well there... at a distance of a couple of kilometers, they point out... Then they launch a rocket. It, therefore, flies first on the established coordinates and looks for this laser beam indicator. It finds and already exactly on it goes and strikes the goal exactly. I understood?
I: Oh, and why two of them?
What is "two"
I: Well, why are the diverters two?
And: dick, one will never send... suddenly he will not manage... fall asleep, for example, from overwork))))
I: So why two and not three?? to
And thou thou thou! Then they will drink.

How did you write the exams, sister? Was it in class 10?
YYY: Well in principle it is normal. I did mathematics on 7 (you know what I do with mathematics)) And in Russian I was lucky and I rushed to 11.
xxx: "principles", "translated", "understood", "Russian", "translated". You are very lucky in Russian.

From the forum, the topic about the choice of note:
I usually choose by count.
WOW: if you are already choosing from 2 identical notes one, then look at the company, warranty conditions and service capabilities in your region.
XHH: or by count

News from Yandex:

1st Putin visited the bike show in Novorossiysk
2nd State Duma proposes to deprive drunk drivers of their rights for life

The forum. The question of female contraceptives.
XXX: Take a contraceptive. Yuzali pharmatex, but now she after taking a bunch of side effects appeared: pain in the lower abdomen and burning.
Yyy: It is good that the defka hasn't turned the lace at all, it's not taken at all, but soaked in water and soaked in the vagina. At least I read the instructions. :D

Kagero (11:29:01 30/08/2011)
I’m working on a notebook, sitting on the edge of the screen of a fly, looking at me so sharply and rubbing my front legs! There was a feeling that she has already come up with some kind of shit for me and is about to start implementing it! OO

Kagero (11:52:25 30/08/2011)
I know what kind of stuff she invented! She drowned in my coffee. T_T

Kagero (12:03:25 30/08/2011)
WAHAHAHA! I pulled out the coffee and put it on the table. Now she’s stuck to the table and can’t move!

Kagero (12:10:06 30/08/2011)
The boss looked at me like a dumb dumb! I am standing in the toilet, my fly (apologized for the cattle, decided to wash, dry and let go!)! He approaches and asks:"What do you do?" I honestly answered him "My fly"... the boss hanged for a minute for 2, then went quietly burching under his nose "we need to issue a salary urgently..." XD