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[ + 62 - ] Comment quote №20713
 24.09.2009
In Paradise, Archimedes, Pascal and Newton play hiding. Archimedes led and
He begins to count. Pascal flees beyond the horizon, and Newton looks back.
takes a rod, draw a square with a side of 1 meter around him and becomes
Inside the square. Archimedes finishes counting, opens his eyes and sees
and Newton:
I see Newton.
Oh no no! Newton per square meter is Pascal.

yhs wrote:
After that, Newton receives a powerful kick on the eggs from Archimedes, and flying out of his carefully drawn
The square crashes into a nearby kilogram bull, giving it a slight acceleration.
You are Newton. One newton is equal to the force communicating to a body with a mass of 1 kg acceleration equal to 1 m/s2.
in the direction of this force.
Shake wrote:
X is %)
yhs wrote:
Creativity

[ + 75 - ] Comment quote №20712
 24.09.2009
I watched my mother’s crossword:
"Gray Substance in the Cranial Box"...response FARS

[ + 68 - ] Comment quote №20711
 24.09.2009
I am standing at the crossroads... A clear ninth rolls, windows are lowered, the mozzarella goes down the whole street, on the front seats 2 guys.. the belts are not naturally attached.. the second row of the haishniki come in, look closely... the tinted glasses are raised at the ninth, a second break, the glasses are dropped - both guys are attached))) The haishniki are striking, even for the toning they did not start to penalize =)

[ + 77 - ] Comment quote №20710
 24.09.2009
I am so crazy ((
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY Me is better!

[ + 61 - ] Comment quote №20709
 24.09.2009
yyy: Fuck, I remember the wonderful story "Flowers for Algernon" - "According to what happens".
==== is
You made my day! How long did I try to remember what this was and what it was called!!! As a pioneer in childhood, he was published in a magazine... Now I will read again.

Thank you huge!

P.S Bring it to the top, plz, so that the guy can see!

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №20708
 24.09.2009
Average age is when you enjoy women’s successes against your own will.

[ + 48 - ] Comment quote №20707
 24.09.2009
Ten years ago my house burned, no one was injured, and the house was destroyed.
It burned greatly, the pull was such that many papers flew high and landed far away. I tried to collect what I would find, decided to start with the furthest paper, it was white in three hundred meters from the former. at home.
The first!! The paper I raised declared:
“The grammar. FIO Awarded for First Place in the Olympics of Young Firefighters
Kalininsky r-n, Moscow
Fio is me.

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №20706
 24.09.2009
In Paradise, Archimedes, Pascal and Newton play hiding. Archimedes leads and begins to count. Pascal runs beyond the horizon, and Newton looks around, takes a rod, paints a square around himself with a side of 1 meter and becomes inside the square. Archimedes finishes counting, opens his eyes and sees
and Newton:
I see Newton.
Oh no no! Newton per square meter is Pascal.

[ + 48 - ] Comment quote №20705
 24.09.2009
Popular note: before working in a photo shooter, you need to wipe out the monitor.

[ + 54 - ] Comment quote №20704
 24.09.2009
Today in the store I am choosing spices, on the shelf are "Little onions", "Little garlic"... the thought has unintentionally been stolen and where is "Little onions"?? to

[ + 67 - ] Comment quote №20703
 24.09.2009
Well, I always had more muscles than brains.
Once after school, the car slider worked... And the mother of the driver gave me to twist the front resorts on the GAZ 53-m - he says - straighten the hooks on the straightener until it breaks...
He thought he was joking, probably.

[ + 66 - ] Comment quote №20702
 24.09.2009
Prosto_Lee
Will I be a trainer?

Vulpes <vugo> Goopie
Here it is important to catch the number one line)) You can just help teach English, and being a tutor means taking a fee for it))

Prosto_Lee
Pellets

Vulpes <vugo> Goopie
Agreed

[ + 50 - ] Comment quote №20701
 23.09.2009
This forum seems to be free lately.

[ + 100 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №20700
 23.09.2009
Fuck the fuck. I can no more.
Terabytes, listen to the literature: Terabytes.
Neither is it "terra", but "terra". and the Abbey.
"Earth" - is "Earth", and "terra" - 10^12. A screw with a volume of 1 terabyte, this is, a frog, eight pots with earth.

[ + 75 - ] Comment quote №20699
 23.09.2009
From the Treaty:
... in the person of the Director-General Bug G.A.

[ + 67 - ] Comment quote №20698
 23.09.2009
Es Lexter di Mare
I fled from my people.

Nooch_ka
What is?

Es Lexter di Mare
group "I love sex", photo - the male genital organ enters the female genital organ

Es Lexter di Mare
and under it 3 (!!!) pages of discussions about whether it is worth returning Crimea to Russia and what will come out of it)))

Es Lexter di Mare
The associative thinking of Hule

[ + 74 - ] Comment quote №20697
 23.09.2009
We have in the journal.
An old such
One day she took an exam.
and herself, apparently, felt very bad, her head bowed, her hand supported, a tired look under the table directed.

Give her a boyfriend
Give well
He hears, hears, and without speaking a word, and even without looking at him, puts him into account.

The guy goes out into the hallway happy, sharing with everyone.
A friend to him:
- Yes, say, and yes, I'm not ready at all, well, help me, give up for me, she didn't notice you anyway.

Well okay, after a couple of people comes in again this guy with someone else's account, answers, again gets 5

A couple of people come back to help another friend.
Listening without interrupting
The guy stretches up.

The priest takes it, turns it in his hands and gives it back to him with the words:

Young man, you would change your shoes at least.

[ + 72 - ] Comment quote №20696
 23.09.2009
I work as a haishnogo (DADA, haishnogo also read BOR))), in a pack of adjectives found an icon with the inscription SEX-our work. I think to hang on a shaped jacket =]

[ + 58 - ] Comment quote №20695
 23.09.2009
Dolls
I want wine.

Alex is
No, you really want beer and sex, just because of the uncertainty you think it’s grapes.

Dolls
:D


[ + 76 - ] Comment quote №20694
 23.09.2009
I am 16 years old!!I love sex! wow! to
YYY: I’m 17 years old and I’m the same virgin as you!! to

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