The CIA’s Department of Economic Intelligence intercepted phones, relied on supercomputers and even kidnapped officials from the Ministry of Agriculture, but it never understood why growing tomatoes in the Netherlands, with its centuries-old land shortage, disgusting climate and expensive labor, is cheaper than in Russia.

In order for the meat to taste better, it should be added to the meat ;)

N: I need another type of entrance, I sent you a photo yesterday. Do you do?
Q: Is there a choice?
N: There is no choice. We are all just pieces of sand in an infinite eternal universe, trapped between necessity and desire, having neither past nor future on the scale of Time of Being.
Our freedom and our aspirations are merely a naive illusion of Will and Consciousness, a pale reflection of distant galaxies in the depths of the existential horror of infinity.
And so we are doomed to spend that short moment, which is called life, to paint the design of the second entrance to the store and approve these sketches with the administration of the mall. Such things.
I: It is shameful that I can say))

Autumn: and brick houses are not better!!!! All the garbage is thrown between the walls and there is nothing!!! Apart from sound insulation.
Local: What is it for example?
e.vI don’t know how it is now, but there were a few empty bottles of tomato particles and cotton pants in the 70th-year-old house under the window. The whole.
These are my pants, give me!! to
e.vJust come, come
I hope you didn’t wear them.
e.vOn the Day of the Builder

A bit of boredom:

Caring in an emo environment is a complex and confusing ritual.
Its main task is to find out the sex of the partner as unobtrusively and delicately as possible.
c) The joke
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You are lying, my dear. This is not an anecdote, but a twisted quote about the Gnomes from Terry Pratchett's books. Dwarves not only in the view of other species all equally bearded, in helmets and purely abstract somewhere there under the knots differ in gender, but also between themselves the question of gender only in marital relationships and affect, without having a social gender role.
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For those who read Pratchett - a quote about dwarves, for those who do not read - an anecdote about emoticons.

XXX: Listen to me.
XX: I am somehow confused.
What do you have there again?
XXX: Now I stand, I smoke, I wait.
A guy in a panda suit approaches me and says that smoking is harmful.
You won’t argue...

My colleague told me a story today. They recently rebuilt, a two-story house, a large plot, to neighbors far away, a bathroom, and the fence has not yet been surrounded, so the bathroom on the hanging castle is closed; from her face it will be more funny: "We went with my husband to the bathroom, my husband from heavy duty - zombies look better, soon washed and left, and I stayed, washed up, got in a shirt, put on the shirt and went out to the basement. But here is the figure: the man on the machine hanged the castle, Ales the coat. I first knocked, then rattled and knocked my legs. Tired as a dog, and it is too late, and I come to know that my husband has cut off, small looking on cartoons, the son in headphones - and the children will go to bed in the rooms, so they would check if I am home. I wavered for another 20 minutes, and suddenly I hear the castle open – a slightly surprised husband said, “Oh, what are you here?” I went out to check if everything was in place". Fuck, he went out to check out! A little longer and I would be a widow.

I am lucky to eat wine at the restaurant for lunch. The children of Ruth"

A post with a proposal to make a shape for ice from a burning bulb and check the myth with the bulb stuck in your mouth:
xxx: while this layer is melting in 3-4 mm, the patient will receive a freezing of the mucous membrane.
Yyy: He doesn’t have to wait until he grows up. If the bulb is not pulled out immediately, it must be destroyed by itself:
1st Apperkot from the bottom to the jaw, lightly. The light bulb will crash, and the pieces of ice can spit out.
2nd Put into the clist (sprinkle) boiling water, and pour through the hole in the basement into the cavity of the "lamps". But you only need to be careful so that the subject does not scratch the esophagus and mouth.
Three Hit the cheek with a hammer, the lamp will burst.
and ZZZ: 2 Put water into the clist (sprinkle) and pour it through the rectal hole. A man will blink and the lamp will fly off by itself.

Baba from the car - Zombies escaped captured groceries rejoicing as children are cuddling you with cats the liver in the cages locked

From Twitter:

The Kremlin is discussing retaliatory sanctions against the United States:
Let’s close Obama’s account at Sberbank!
Open an account at Sberbank.and :)

Moreover, I do not see the need for public lobbying in heterosexual couples. It irritates and repels. Especially if there are children nearby.
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These people are fools and they make laws. Let’s ban kissing, computer games, movies and the internet – or what children will see. Yes, there are idiots who arrange a prelude to sex in public, but their units, and what now, normal guys because of them can kiss their girlfriend only at home with the curtains ripped and the light turned off? You go into the fool, disrespectful.

Commentary on the news: "Nazlo of Japan: Ivanov’s trip to Iturup caused diplomatic hysteria in Tokyo":
In Japan, Ivanov visited an airport belonging to the Russian Federation, which is located on the territory of the Russian Federation.

Shut up, shut up, shut up, shut up

According to the Corriere della Sera, in Italy sealed apartments and villas belonging to the businessman Rotenberg worth 30 million euros.

The State Duma has submitted a bill on compensations from the state budget to citizens and companies whose property has been alienated by foreign courts. Under the law, Arkady Rotenberg, whose villa was arrested by the Italian authorities on the eve, will be able to seek compensation, the author of the bill told RBC.

You are Crimean! Let the whole country wreak, but we wreak!

I don’t know if I should wear an umbrella or not.
Better take it.
Baomin: When I take my umbrella, there is no rain.
Jooly: Don’t take it
“But when I don’t take an umbrella, I’m going to fall in the rain.

Jooly: then use the principle of quantum uncertainty
Baomin: How is it?
Take a broken umbrella.

I think I should finish the poem about the times of the year.

The summer has passed,
The autumn has come,
The Euro 49
The dollar 38

The autumn has passed,
The snow, look at it.
The $48
The Euro 63.

All the snow has flown,
Summer in the garden.
The dollar was banned.
Euro is nowhere.

At the exchange points,
Wherever you look,
Now only the yen.
Gather the yuan.

to this:
In general, I counted a little here, it is possible to get out of everything 100%.
Only the consumption of catalysts will be large enough, and the temperature delta will be small.
I will think about safety!
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Magi, People with the big letter, and their motto was - "Monday begins on Saturday." Yes, they knew some spells, they knew how to turn water into wine, and each of them would not have trouble feeding a thousand people with five loaves of bread. But the magicians were not for that. It was a shell, outward. They were magicians because they knew so much, so much, that the quantity finally turned into quality, and they came into a different relationship with the world than ordinary people. They worked in an institute that dealt primarily with the problems of human happiness and the meaning of human life, but even among them no one knew exactly what happiness was and what the meaning of life was. And they accepted the working hypothesis that happiness is in continuous knowledge of the unknown and the meaning of life is in the same. Every person is a wizard in the shower, but he becomes a wizard only when he begins to think less about himself and more about others, when working becomes more interesting for him than entertaining in the old sense of the word. And their labor hypothesis was far from true, because just as labor turned a monkey into a man, so does the absence of labor in much shorter time turn a man into a monkey. Even worse than the monkey.

I’ve been a prostitute for 14 years, ahhh, you know what happened to me. You can’t even imagine what situations I had and what people I served)) For example, in 2011 there was a client to whom a mistress came unexpectedly, he hid me in the closet and had sex with her... but it wasn’t all so easy, then his wife and mistress came he stuck to me in the closet. I tell her, “Don’t be afraid, I’m a prostitute, but sit quiet, or we will be killed.” In general, we are sitting in the closet and of course the wife needed to look into the closet, she opens it, sees us, and then the husband turned out of the situation, so no one expected - he hit her on the head with a vase and cut off) us he pulled out quickly. I don’t even know what he was telling her there later, but it was an effect.)

>xxx: The Atheists-Aitishniks: Nothing is BIG!

Believers: Do you see the bag? And I am not. And he is!

You can test your property to anyone.
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The world is more interesting than you think.
Minor or disabled children of the testator, his disabled spouse and parents, as well as disabled dependents of the testator inherit, regardless of the content of the will, at least half of the share that would be due to each of them when inheriting according to the law (obligatory share). Thus, the elderly father, even if at every meeting he scolded his son with a bowl with the cry of "Pidaras, the shame of our family" - will receive no less than half, even if his son gave all the property to his fellow resident.
Not to mention the fact that there is a certain difference - the joint property remaining after the death of one spouse the property of the other - or the separate property that they test each other and after the death of the one on whom the common apartment is registered, the latter walks on the bushes, without even having a teaspoon and a pot, and tries with the spouse's mother-in-law, who did not wish to know him.

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I am probably a humanitarian.

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Fairy