“He’s not gluing anymore,” my wife reassured me after she suddenly glued a depilation patch on my hairy leg, which she had just used several times. by VIK! Part of my leg became clean like a baby’s ass. I’d probably think that I’d be ‘crazy with him’ if I wasn’t a swimming coach.

Yesterday on the escalator in the shopping center while driving for a couple (/M/woman and /B/London), I heard their short dialogue:
B: I already have a headache in the departments of the jacket to choose.
M: Oh, no, A. I was in the car an hour ago and wanted to go to sleep.
B: I am telling the truth. Head, straight and wooden.
M: This is her usual condition.
B: Are you an officer? Usually she is cotton, and now she is even more ill.

xxx: the child burned yesterday, he sits with me drinking tea and in the phone grabs his own, and then gives - mom let me android better buy, or in the school all normal androids, I am like a bad guy with Iphone

The head of the fire today
Service was in the office.
He takes the means, he begins to mourn, what are all the foolish and lazy here, that is forgotten and gives the phrase:
No one will lick your ass here. You are going to be prostitutes. They will do it for a couple of things...
* A small pause
In other words, I do not know the exact price.
* A small pause
He closed his eyes and thoughtfully left the office.

I am looking for an admin. I come across the announcement of "Engineer-System Technology". The requirements are the same as those of Sisadmin, except for the latest proposal "experience in the field of programming".
I decided to take a risk and call. I was asked if I installed the program on my computer. I say yes. The girl at that end, do you have experience in programming? I answered that I have.

I worked, 2 years ago, as a seller-consultant in a clothing store, by the time it was a month as, i.e. I have learned a little and I know the group more or less. So I stood somehow next to the box office (she was almost in front of the entrance door) with a colleague (Iliya seemed to be his name), some things they did, communicated. Then he went to another hall, and a minute later, from the main entrance, he entered only in a jacket and a coat, which he said, “Call Elijah,” and he went out. I was in a stupor, the administrator was nearby also approached, says:"Go Eli call"-I stand, I try to squeeze something out of myself, then he is already laughing:"You are smoked something?". I thought, everything... the Matrix was broken or a stem of any kind, as it turned out that this Ilya has a twin brother, about whom he has never talked about in all my time of work. I have the first in my life "brain trauma" of this kind.

and friendly.

Does Japan and the United States have friendly relations?
ZZZ is yes.
But the United States dropped two atomic bombs on Japan.
zzz: Do you suggest us, e..., to make a relationship?

Non-traditional orientation is one thing, its propaganda is fundamentally another.
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I have no idea how to promote orientation. It’s like promoting a Chinese to be a Negro, a dog to be a cat, and bread to be a sausage. If I stand for women, let the books be written, let the posters be drawn, let the parades be held, I will still stand for women. The opposite side is the same. It would be better to ban the propaganda of the PGM, it would hurt more.

Word may prohibit calls from Skype to subscriber numbers of Russian operators
xxx: We would say directly that the bubble is going past the pocket of some Russians from the “big mobile trio.” Large operators lose up to 90 billion rubles a year because of this. This is the essence of this news.
yyy: Soon taxis will count how much they lose because of the subway and will offer to close it

I found a Notebook for Class 10 here.
XXX: On the last page
In the syringe is a mutagene that will turn the bridegroom into a huge aggressive monster with which the doctor is going to capture the world.
XXX: I sit and think
XXX: What

The same methods can justify pedophiles, zoophiles, necrophils and cannibals. Sado-mazo and swingers, in comparison, are children's leaves. In general, giving in to the pedestrian, we will get a very dangerous precedent, threatening the destruction of civilization.

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Civilization has existed with the same sex for so many millennia, and here it came out and threatens to be destroyed. Civilization looks at you as a sick person.

And this is even if we do not take into account the terminological chaos of homosexuality and homosexuality and a complete misunderstanding of the difference between voluntary relationships and violence (in the case of pedophilia) and unauthorized subjects such as animals and bodies (the essence of fetishism).

Try to increase education.

My mom hit me and caught me in depression :(
YYY : Why?
Previously, when I was throwing your jeans into the laundry, I was constantly pulling condoms out of my pockets, and lately they’re not there. Are you completely desperate and lost hope?
YYYYYYYYYYYY
My mom is burning!!by 11111

Caring in an emo environment is a complex and confusing ritual.
Its main task is to find out the sex of the partner as unobtrusively and delicately as possible.
c) The joke
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You are lying, my dear. This is not an anecdote, but a twisted quote about the Gnomes from Terry Pratchett's books. Dwarves not only in the view of other species all equally bearded, in helmets and purely abstract somewhere there under the knots differ in gender, but also between themselves the question of gender only in marital relationships and affect, without having a social gender role.

The first "response"

Q: Could I get pregnant if I wasn’t finished, it was without a condom but went in for 30 seconds?

ууу: "inserted seconds on 30" - this phrase made my day, you can go to bed)))

Damn, like a film about Holmes, so he is there necessarily a sociopath and a shit. I already imagine Miss Marple in modern interpretation – army shoes, piercings, tattoos, a motorcycle... And a lesbian more. The film begins with a frame on which the "Psychiatric Hospital of St. Mary Mead".

Viol: I know one guy under the nickname Elizabeth and he has no problem with that. Communists can get into it. You know, Marx, Engels, Lenin, Plekhanov. In the case of Marx and Engels, you need to know German.
Viol: One in one - not to be distinguished from the historical prototype.
Viol: Even the features of the face change a little. It looks a bit awful from the side.
Viol: True, he drinks all sorts of herbs for this, so it is not without medicinal effects on the psyche.
Viol: He has a pretty busy history, like many of my acquaintances in this field, he started with Satanism.
Viol: And he wanted to become an obsessed demon.
ACCount: He wanted the devil and got the communists?
Account is Ohuenno.
Viol: The Bible does not expel communists - verified.

From the discussion of the article on Oktoberfest 2014.

X: A couple of pints and a carousel - desperate people in Munich gathered.
Y: Pinta is an English measure. In Bavaria they drink liters.
X: It turns out that Russia and Bavaria have a lot in common, because we also drink liters.

5) To prove that you are not a "destroyer" and not a "drug addict" the hot heads of one with you orientation offer to hold "parades", as in Europe with Americans.
6) Google at the request of photographs from those "parades" publishes photographs of some frics - men in women's underwear or with pitches on top, women with naked breasts, unclear sex creatures pulled into the skin, chains and with phalloimitators coming out of their mouths...
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Idiots are gay too. Approximately the same frequency as normal. But you can always see in the first place is the idiots - bright, dumb. You still judge all Russians by the participants of the Russian marches, Ukrainians - by the Maidaws, ecologists by the greenlist, and women by the utkogubim solarium chickens-grills.

The Homosexuality:
I normally treat homosexuals and hate pederasts, probably because I have never seen a single live gay, and pederasts surround me both at work and in transport, and here at home one right across the road parked...

The customer has received a sample of price agreement protocol. 64 graphs horizontally. It is called a file "One Common PC"