From the comments:

Ivan the Terrible was bisexual. You can say a homosexual.

He was on the whore of everyone. This is another.

A couple at the military department, a stream of the economic faculty, a preacher, a strict Lieutenant Colonel with a serious mouth:
The Czech Republic, a wonderful country, has never fought with almost anyone.
Some will attack them, some will surrender to them, others will attack them. Excellent position
The most important thing in life is to move your feet in time. But do you know, comrades future economists, what this is called?
Uncertain from the rear: Prostitution.
Prepod: This is what you will all do in the future in our country, it is free entrepreneurship.
Everyone in O_O...

YYY: Are you saying that Seregha has a heck injury?
Oh, he didn’t have enough gasoline to get home with his old BMW, so he decided to get into the tank...
Who knew that when he puts a cock in the tank, the car's towel suddenly breaks and it turns.
XXX from Gorky.
xxx: in short, this fox ran after her with the fox in one hand and the keys in the other another kilometre at least %)
J4R

He witnessed a conversation between the couple:
My dear, I am delayed.
The sun, don’t worry.
She: It is you, don’t worry. If this child is from you, I will not have an abortion.
Then there was a long pause, in a few lengths...))

The top of despair is when a girl dances a striptease to her vibrator)))

The smart word yesterday in the text took and replaced all the words "mand" with the words "panda".
You are an old panda. Riding the wheels, raising the villas from the ground.

<moon> it seems to me, or it is not a coincidence, that the LG KP500 advertisement in the Eurosite sounds a piece of the song "Underwood", where the preface sings: "Dear, I bought you a jerk"?

Did I feel something under my mouse so that it could be?
The carpet?

From Livejournal:

Mr. Daiver:...I remember in my childhood when I needed to eat the second, I took the cottage, put it on the bottom of the plate, rolled the potatoes or ham and so on. Everything was beautiful and looked like an island. He imagined himself as a treasurer or a pirate. And he gradually ate, and with a fork like a spade he dug the cottage which was in the middle. I cooked it, and it was like my prize for eating a garniture.

mr_daiver: You can even write a book about how to get kids to eat cocktails and garments. Practical and theoretical guidance."

I remember that my grandmother had plates with deer painted on the bottom, and that if I ate a potato, my grandfather buried a deer with it and said that he needed to be released.

mr_daiver: Oh fucking ruthless like, another wonderful method in my book xD Wait on the shelves)
1st The Pirate Method
2nd The buried deer method.

It’s so fucking to watch others marry and get fat.

In the dining room:

Do you drink what will you take?
You only have a compot, and I don’t want a compot.
This is not juice.
and yes? And from what?
From Dry Fruits!

From the site collected:
“On September 28th in Olympic Sochi will begin our big corporate holiday – Sberbankiada. Sport for us is a means to create a team spirit, a positive mood, to keep yourself in tone.
Sberbanks Hell - this is the exact name of their units

The Straga:
I do a shabash and I am ashamed... (.Before me it started to do another proger, I doolive and as always a lot of everything needed to add what was not in the tz, and he has a model of direct beauty: the code is arranged, there are comments...but this model is not provided for such global additions that are required, you have to patch your own...
The Straga:
Lose the code like I’m joking on the violin Stradivari (

The provincial supermarket. All products are labeled "Actions! "Good without boundaries!"Buying, you help the child!" In the center of the picture - the owner of the market with his son.

W3rtas(16:13:51 23/09/2010): I recently cleaned the dust refrigerator) the computer started working 20% faster))
Makarić(16:14:40 23/09/2010): Hm... idea) I will try too
MacArthur has gone offline.
MacArthur is online.
Makarić(16:57:25 23/09/2010): I had so much dust accumulated there for half an hour.
Makarish(16:57:50 23/09/2010): There was still some ugliness smashed, all the hands dirty, fu, wiped out all of it)
MacArthur has gone offline.
W3rtas(16:58:10 23/09/2010): ))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))

Love is not when you are well with a man. Without a man it is bad.

As a child and a teenager, I collected cards with cats. And somehow in one set I got a postcard, which depicted a dark and important Persian cat with a harsh household pimple, and next to it a cocker spaniel with a simple good-hearted mouth. This couple seemed very similar to my mom and dad. I shouted, but I didn’t talk about it, I was afraid to offend. The postcard lay on the table for a while, then worked somewhere. Many years have passed and my father has already died. One day, looking through my children's papers, I found this postcard and saw that on the turn of my father's hand was written: "Tanya, remember your father and mother!"

For someone - just a driver's license, and for the inspector - a bread card.

The son of a colleague (8 years old) was asked to write a piece on the topic "Spring in the forest".
She tells us:
I open and read: in the spring, the leaves grow on the trees. The sun blows. Soon nature will revive, encounter and the hunt for females will begin.

5 minutes ago in Mega. "the owner of the car Niva with the state meter k765kh request to approach the place where your car was parked..." nunah this to hear...