In Russia, there are three eternal questions - what to do, who is to blame and how many fingers?

Changed on the floors of the garbage pipes. We were put in such a way that I could only remove the lid with two hands + keys and a bag of garbage. I do not manage. I walk to the 7th floor, where the lounge can be opened with one hand.
Going home a neighbor from the 7th, she saw me, excited, began to scream, - all here to us go, throw the garbage late, do not let rest.
Well, okay, the next time I go on the 13th, let my bag fly on the pipe past the 7th with a thunderstorm, and let the neighbor remember physics.

Why is Russia accused of Stalin’s sins and not Georgia?
Because he was a Jew.

here here :

You are fucking. "To have in mind" is always written together. Put in appearance separately. And squeezing on the face and having the result available - different such word forms.
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You would like to have a goat because of your own ignorance. Here it is, there will be sludge.

Answer by mail.ru
The question:
How to buy a tablet for a child 1 year 2 months?
The best answer:
You are late, Mommy. I’ve been online for six months.

Leave Tchaikovsky in peace! He was ashamed of his character and hid it. And I did not go to parades to demand same-sex love.

*111 works as a seller in a zoo store*
When I work without a partner, I sell my playlist from VK and forget about it. Well, you know, I have the music there collected in a few years, I do not edit it there especially, so at the end of the working day, the unexpected tracks of the times of our foolishness can be heard.)
222 (I think I guess)
111: by Ugo In short, something fell into the space, cutting prices, buyers, probably, the beat hour was not. The buyer came for the ordered goods in advance. In general, I got caught up in what was happening about when the columns near the box office (at this moment the goods were just piercing him) began to spread "I am the enemy of the system, and you are all goats! You are all goats! And you are all goats!" I did not dare to look up at him, I cut out the columns with the words "Khm, something I was caught".
222: sssshuuukaya)))))))
111: Well though the guy adequate got, young, says: "Yes, okay, good music!"" I in response drum something about the inappropriacy of such music in the store, and I think myself that he hardly guesses that it is not now such music I listen to and generally slowly prepare for the defense of the dissertation, and the player came to the tracks of fun times, which I almost forgot)
222: oh, Mr. future candidate of sciences, and should the buyer have thought a couple of weeks ago about your involvement in the scientific world when you gave him with a smile from ear to ear a ton of little stuff under the main theme from Fort Boyard?)))))

With a sharp condemnation of the motto "Seek everything that moves", Kostromic necrophils spoke.

In line in the store next to the university dormitories.

The girl says to the seller:
– Give me that round, well, that... well, how he... Ah! The Bread!

In my opinion, it is time to add the button "Author, go nahuy", with a mandatory notification of that to the email...

I suspect that the cats in the factories do not slip out. We run a few thousand. They live on average 2-3 years. Wilds do not fit people.
I only managed to get along with Chuvyrla - a small, forever pregnant and hungry cat. When I first swallowed, my hand was all black. A week later, it was discovered that the cat was not black, but a turtle.

Comments on the film:
Guest: Fuck, I’m intrigued, I have to see what you, the miserable saliva, have all gone out of the sludge.
Guest: I take my words back, I also replied at the end.

What do you know about inconvenience?

Last night, my ex-boyfriend and I ran around his office.
At the most interesting moment, when his shirt was shaking (he was trying to put me on the shoulder, and I didn’t want to do it at all), the machine stumbled and asked:
Did you call a taxi?

You will not provide
Access to this software
Security (including the key)
access to any person or
Essentials...

and----

The translator has to put it in his hand. The original was to any person or entity to any natural or legal person.

We think with a friend over the name of our company, a lot of options overlooked. Here a friend issues: "And let us name the company "Eva", said Eugene Valentine, and remember easily". I say to him: "What, I like it, and the logo will make a roasted apple"

[23:01:03] xxx: I will write a diploma about how to cry in the corner
[23:01:08] xxx: and fucking example will show on defense
xxx: no better idea

"My house is undergoing major repairs. From 8 in the morning I try to cough out my lungs, and apparently so diligently that the workers knocked me in the window and gave me cough pills.

Waste and waste is the best material for inciting wars.

Plan of Sale
I have had a few stories here about our native banks and what they produce in them. I continue.

So.... bank (as always: system-forming and other...) I ended their card of immediate issuance (these are the payments and interest on the balance for the households do not charge, for the service too do not take anything). Apparently no trouble, when received, they immediately warned that these short-term-temporary cards will come out the same, but with the chip and those exchanged without problems. I sent a SMS that it was time to replace it. has arrived. They are ready to replace, but... supposedly a series of these cards have been removed and replaced with another, and the same service will now cost 300 rubles. In the year: “Sign here...”

The price is not too high (it is worth paying for a lifetime). Compare with other banks. Started somewhat from their own website (intuition, probably). It turns out, all over Russia these cards are, only in our department... the bank for some reason "finished".

I went a second time. Do you know what employees gave me from different angles? “Why are you attached to us? Every time you have one problem... Do you want us to be here because of such intricacies as you have not fulfilled the plan to sell paid plastic cards Visa and MasterCard and have not received the premium? And what you are in the whole room, it was necessary to say quietly, we would only replace you...” Immediately the phrase of Soviet times recalled: “(you don’t want the children of the seller to suffer? And, at the same time, the husband, grandmother and, most importantly, the pocket?) »

I was sitting at the stop today, the sting got in the eye, and I concentrated on throwing it. Next to him stood the grandmother, God’s fool, noticed it and sympathetically said:
Do not cry, my daughter. I was even worse at your age than you, and then I got married!