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[ + 25 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №133941
 24.09.2016
Let him decide when he will grow up, to be baptized or not, and which religion in general to choose. And I totally agree with him. So if it worked for the names, then there would be no problems at all.

Like the Indians. Name as a result of action. A sharp eye, a sharp eye. It is a big nest. Sorry, it’s not from there.

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №133940
 24.09.2016
About the names.

I was acquainted with the exquisite old name Concordia. And the paternity corresponded to the name, and the surname, but there was one shortcut - this Concordia worked as a primary school teacher. No, by the end of the first class, the children had already pronounced clearly and did not confuse her name, but until this point... Crocodile, Crocodile, Knopordium, Crocodile, what variants she did not have to hear from them. It is good that she was a reasonable person with a sense of humor, laughing remembered especially funny options and quietly waited for the children to get used to.

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №133939
 24.09.2016
In childhood, my dad and mom went to the forest for mushrooms and there saw a jewel who just went and yes, on his back was an apple dulled, a bag of tomato juice and a puddle of primates. He wanted to save him from this rubbish, but his parents, strictly, told him not to touch him. They need it to survive, etc. Since then, they have not been touched, knowing that they are predators and a bunch of parasites on them. At the moment, I am a daddy myself and at the country, I've taught a man, it's only worth starting to burn the mangal in the evening, it immediately comes. Shashiki is just like that. I especially like the lamb, after the addition comes almost to the mangal. My daughter is happy, I am happy and cheerful for everything. This is what I wish you.

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №133938
 24.09.2016
I am infertile - I can show a certificate. So, girls who just want to fuck - the wheels! I do not refuse anyone.

You would go to the venereologist, our unrestrained.

[ + 25 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №133937
 24.09.2016
It may be easier for men to do a vasectomy once (reversible surgery, if you suddenly want children), than for a woman every time abortions, and all in the plus. But I anticipate the hysterical war of men about the inadmissibility of surgical interventions in their precious genitals.

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №133936
 24.09.2016
diamond: and you are speaking

The Harvard University awarded the 2016 Schnobel Prize, reports The Guardian. The Schnobel Prize is traditionally awarded for the most strange scientific research.

This year, the winners received checks worth $10 trillion in Zimbabwe (about 40 cents in U.S. dollars).

The Nobel Prize in Biology was awarded to two British scientists: one of them, Tom Tuats, created artificial limbs that allow him to move like a goat, and the other, Charles Foster, tried to simulate the lifestyle of a barley, a frog, a fox and a deer.

Being a dwarf, Foster excavated a pit on the hill slope, ate worms and tried to smell the dwarf. Pretending to be a fox, he digged in the garbage and slept in the gardens. Another scientist, Tom Twaits, as a goat infiltrated a herd in the Swiss Alps and lived with it for three days, bleeding and eating grass.

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №133935
 24.09.2016
A wife comes from a business trip without warning, enters the apartment, and there, in the bathroom, a husband and an unknown man wash.

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №133934
 24.09.2016
Anastasia: the days went, listened to the music “recommended” from the contact
Anastasia: heard a beautiful song, decided to remember how it is called and download yourself
Anastasia: And what was my surprise when I saw the title of the song “bug in a web"
Anastasia: and she’s still so tearful, I think it’s the song of a sad tester.
Anastasia: Then listened to the words, and only the next morning before I came to know that the bug in a web is not a bug in the web service, but a bug in the web)

[ + 26 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №133933
 24.09.2016
More foxes, but a ragged fox is unlikely to come to the head to chew, but a hunter - I want to. It’s enough to just get a little bit of clutches...

Rabies virus spreads with saliva. You will not get infected.

What if he had previously been licked by another eagle?

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №133932
 24.09.2016
In general, I have long noticed the pattern that the more intellectually easy a family is, the more it attracts parents to give children beautiful (at their taste) names. Often at the same time to think about the fact that in addition to the name a person has a surname and paternity, which somehow must be combined with the name, they forget. One of my acquaintances, an elderly woman named Juliet Ivanovna, prefers to be presented as Evgeny Ivanovna and does not like to show her passport.

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №133931
 24.09.2016
The bestseller, the bestseller. In fact, the fact that the book is called a bestseller - in no way characterizes it from the quality side. No one judged her from a literary, scientific, or any other point of view. She has not received any prizes and has not participated in any competitions. A bestseller is just a book that has sold in large volumes. A shirt for sellers that can be cut off on it. Any trash, any shit can become a bestseller if there are enough idiots willing to buy it.

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №133930
 23.09.2016
Eric51: By the way, about Waeng. We remembered here, don't know :) Waenga - the former name of Severomorsk, a stream falling into the Gulf of Kol, a bay at the place of merger of the stream with the bay. Why am I? On the shore of this same stream and bay was and hopefully is still our part in which I served for 3 years, and over the stream hanged a summer toilet with cross holes right in the stream and, I apologize, we scratched this Waenga from the heart.

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №133929
 23.09.2016
In our clinic, the dentist is Sauren Goryanovich. I am very afraid every time it is accidentally called by "Sauron Gorinych" - without any evil intention, it is transformed in this way, and everything is here...

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №133928
 23.09.2016
The evolution of road deception in anecdotes:
And why is the asphalt placed on the long route, not the shortest? It is expensive.
YYY: That’s why they put it. And if they dig on a yacht, then zigzags also.

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J. Perelman's book "Interesting Astronomy" of the 1966 edition begins with a similar anecdote:
After finding two points on the class board, the teacher offers the young student a task: to draw the shortest path between the two points.
The student, thinking, diligently draw a twisted line between them.
This is the shortest way! The teacher is surprised. Who taught you so?
and my dad. He is a taxi driver."

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №133927
 23.09.2016
After the purchase of the comp I no longer watched TV at all. Once I came to my parents and in the day-to-day, staying at home, one of them turned on this archaic apparatus. There actively broadcasted a man with a voice: "To make the muscles of your face are in tone, and so that your articulation battles everyone to the upside with its charm, repeat the following exercise every day. Move your lips into a pipe and bend the contour of the Russian Federation with it as you imagine it. Shut off for eternity.

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №133926
 23.09.2016
About children’s names. There is one village in the Kirov region (I will not say which). When I was taken there, I was a little surprised that even the children called each other (especially by the eyes) by name-father. It turned out: almost all inhabitants of the village - one surname - by the name of the village. The fantasy about children’s names is heroic. A bunch of children with the same names and surnames and only fathers are different. Here is this.

[ + 25 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №133925
 23.09.2016
About Friendly Sex
My friend and I still use the phrase, listened to in some series "we are friends with you, but if you get drunk and want sex - you know where I live".

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №133924
 23.09.2016
Diamond: Kids think we close up in the bedroom and eat chocolate
Canakau: he-he
Diamond: No he-he, they are right

[ + 28 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №133923
 23.09.2016
xxx: Eaten a candy "The mouse in the north", from boredom read the composition. I suggest changing the name to "The Mouse on the chimcombinate"

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №133922
 23.09.2016
The housewife found in bananas spiders causing deadly erection:

Dmitry: A British family was forced to leave their own home after it was occupied by hundreds of deadly spiders ripping out of a banana
A man with a 4 hour erection.
Dmitry: The Spiderman
Dmitry: in the comics missed one very important feature
Did you think he was breaking the web?

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