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[ + 64 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №20573
 20.09.2009
A description of the slides:
The opposite slugs may seem even more disgusting if they learn how they reproduce. These creatures have both male and female genitals. When two slugs meet, each tries to bite the genital organ of the other. The one who succeeds becomes the dad and the other slime becomes the mother, respectively.

Dance of Love O_O

[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №20572
 20.09.2009
British scientists have found that British scientists are stupid to do...

[ + 45 - ] Comment quote №20571
 20.09.2009
Did you feed the dog?
YYY: I asked, she replied that she was young.

[ + 55 - ] Comment quote №20570
 20.09.2009
H1Da[N]: Fuck I am these hamburgers
Gedeon: EDOPHIL))

[ + 72 - ] Comment quote №20569
 20.09.2009
Never ever!! Again I repeat NEVER suck the fire from the gas plate with the vacuum cleaner!!! to

[ + 65 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №20568
 20.09.2009
In response to all this:

In response to this:
Here I go and feel like a true MUSTCHINA - barefoot, but you don't have to get married)))
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Those who think that I’m wrong and a cheerful man should behave like that – press a minus.
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So those who think that he, like a cloth, should sit at the table and mock his parents, and then run away all the way.
Click the minus XD
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Whoever is wearing black socks - press the plus!!! to

[ + 110 - ] Comment quote №20567
 20.09.2009
for pedestrians and cars. A year ago, me and my twin daughters (again 5 years old) were almost shot down by a cruiser that flew out of the underground parking lot of Ashan. My deceitful appearance (an eye-catching, dull, 40-year-old male) played a wicked joke with him - pleased to break him both wrists and both keys, providing absolute nirvana for 1.5 months in the hospital for philosophical reflections on the meaning of life. I made a conclusion for myself. Since then I have missed all the pedestrians.

[ + 60 - ] Comment quote №20566
 20.09.2009
Advertising in the forum:

I sell the ring, you won’t regret it.
Are you Gandalf?

[ + 67 - ] Comment quote №20565
 20.09.2009
Why did you not come to the exam? The sky again!
and no. Pippi came to me yesterday. I drank a couple of drinks and fell asleep, I forbade the people to mourn, saying that if you wake up, I will drive them out. I wake up in the morning, the stomach hurts, it hurts to touch the face, I ask what it is. It turned out that these idiots, decided to cook the petals at 3 in the morning, and carrying them from the kitchen to the room managed to turn them over to me, and that's not all. I woke up by myself and was just going to scream, as I was knocked with a taburet on the cushion, so that they would not be melted out on the street... Now I am in the hospital... with shock.

[ + 57 - ] Comment quote №20564
 20.09.2009
You know how scary it is to buy condoms for the first time, but buying a pregnancy test for the first time is even more scary.

[ + 60 - ] Comment quote №20563
 20.09.2009
HHH
and :-)
I watched the 9th.
WOWU
And how is it?
HHH
Not bad enough.
Foley reminds me :)
And generally such a dark stuff. I would even say a mixture of folate, terminator and buratino.

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №20562
 20.09.2009
The word "prognosis" is a private derivative of the phrase: "The hell knows it."

[ + 60 - ] Comment quote №20561
 20.09.2009
A deserted street. Darkness, a lighthouse and, strangely enough, a pharmacy. I go out of the pharmacy with the "pax plus", because tomorrow is a very responsible business meeting, at which everyone will chew their ears and, if not lucky, I first. In the distance, a large man of unfathomable appearance approaches.
On the left I see a black cat sitting at the bottom of a tree with the obvious intention of crossing to the right. I’m not superstitious, but the hell knows it. I slow down, expecting that the man will cross the supposed trajectory of the cat before me.
However, after processing the information of his movement, I realize that he is also slowing down. The fucking! I shorten the steps. But it came to his mind too. I feel like I will soon be sowing like a Japanese in a kimono. It is uncomfortable.
We approached the cat at the same time. She is sitting on what she is waiting for.
Here the man hangs, questioningly looking at me, who also stood on the brake.
He said, “And what shall we do?”
I was nervous: “I have an important job tomorrow!”
He said, “Thank you and I have an exam.”
And the cat, the beetle, sits, and begins to slip out.
At this time, after interrupting our talks, wherever we go, a seam runs out because of the shells. And to the cat. The cat, instead of beating, as they used to, bending his back and giving resistance, on the contrary, wandering between the high contracting parties, fired a rocket across the road. Follow it the same way, not ceasing to flood the laughter, and the sewing.
We stood like fools, but we looked at each other friendlyly.
He said, “What shall we do?”
I said, “You are a man!”
He said, “Then it is so. Because we both risk, and I, as you will see, a man. I suggest the following. I go to your side, and we go in a perpendicular direction to the restaurant, where I invite you to mark my failure to the exam tomorrow.”
That is how I met my husband. Today we have a double and a lot of luck. Then he passed the exam.
Don’t be afraid of black cats.

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №20560
 20.09.2009
Hearing applause in the cabin after the landing of the airliner, the polished crew commander immediately lifted the aircraft into the sky and performed on the bis Nestorov loop, a barrel and other figures of the highest pilot.

[ + 64 - ] Comment quote №20559
 20.09.2009
From which site:

German grandfather, who is 89 years old. He went through the whole war without a single scratch, in captivity, which is typical, never was, served as a telephone operator. On the side of the Germans, of course. From the conversation with him it turns out that he has never heard or even suspected of such a calling as "URA!" He knows the word perfectly well. Because with such a scream, the Russians jumped into the barracks or went to attack. Another scream: "From now on, she is mother!" meant that now they would be attacked not only by infantry, but also by tanks.

[ + 61 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №20558
 20.09.2009
The man complains:
I am angry with my little member. and :(
And the stones (cut out))))))
Little member: and had to tell it to everyone?and (
Do you want to increase your member?
SPAMER 2: Ten centimeters! Not a kid!
And I know how long it will not end.)
Cut it off and bury it in the cemetery.
What is Misha?
The past: And most importantly, you cut her clitoris, and you look at the other teeth!
Gynecologist 2 Passed: Hm...Horn Bones? It is something new. Are you mistaken in spelling and mean the lips located on the sides of your girlfriend’s anus? Make sure it’s not your lips. If it is not yours, then the girl has to come to me urgently! This is a unique case in gynecology. Anus with lips. An unheard case!
Are these lips kissing well?
There is still a suspicion that your girlfriend is upside down. Try putting it on your feet, and check – maybe your lips still on your face?
Definitely sign off. I look forward, thank you in advance for any information.
Good Troll Evil: Advice: the longitudinal stripes visually increase the length.
longitudinal stripes: and cross-sized still apply and the width visually increases


[ + 61 - ] Comment quote №20557
 20.09.2009
A conversation with a friend on the phone, who recently got into an accident and after the hospital he has his whole body in large seams:
Health like life?
Good morning! all the way.
(a loud, sharp noise not understood)
I: What is that? Are you alive there?
D: The suckle sneezed so that it barely broke the seams.

[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №20556
 20.09.2009
to this:
I teach economics at the university. And most of all, I am angry not with stupid students, but with those who start evaluating. And here on the next transfer a couple of days ago comes such a characteristic blonde, a complete fool and a famous hysterical. He pulls the ticket, and again not in the tooth. And begins the charm: "Alexander Vasilyevich, well have a chance!" Without questions, pull another. The same song again. Come back in a week. She’s in tears, in tears, and let’s go... And so she got me... Go, I say, under the table! I move my chair. And I always take in an empty audience, students one by one. Her eyes are on her forehead: "Yes, Alexander Vasilyevich, you do what, I do such things..." I tell her - what are you talking about, girl? I don’t offer you any bribes, just sit a minute under the table and get a three. Or shuffle from here. She looked at me like a fool... and rejoiced. And I moved the chair to the place, I sat down at this table, and I say - NEXT! A guy comes in and sees what. The empty audience, where the blonde just went, stood at the table in a characteristically relaxed posture.

Alexander Vladimirovich, you said that your paternity is often changed to Vasilyevich.....but so that you can sit on the BORE...I went to shorten the economy!!!! to
Student of Economy BGU

[ + 58 - ] Comment quote №20555
 20.09.2009
I understand, of course, that everyone has their cockroaches in their heads, but that’s too much... last week she asked her husband to buy breads with a bitch... bought breads separately and a bitch separately, motivating it by the fact that it’s so better...
Maybe that’s what a man wants.)
I said, go buy soup to boil quickly, eat and cook, you don’t have to... I bought a lot of food for soup, I cooked for an hour, I almost died of hunger... and like that every day... tired... it’s easier to live a lot...
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Every day I’m told about what kind of gen...what is it?

[ + 68 - ] Comment quote №20554
 20.09.2009
The case was in a new MMORPG Aion on a European server.

Where is Cauldron?
Nilvrae: Kass, tell him it’s a big boiler on the hill.
Castigar: It's big... on hill...
Castigar: Nilv, I forgot how it will be in English.
Nilvrae: and
Castigar: aaa... big on the hill
Castigar: It's big \~~/ on hill...
Burj: Thank you very much.

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