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[ + 57 - ] Comment quote №36427
 23.09.2010
Something often in the department of history I hear the phrase "every ruler 'crates history for himself". I wait for the Tolkienists to come to power.

[ + 60 - ] Comment quote №36426
 23.09.2010
My eight-year-old son got a pair at school. comes, I said to him: "I was called by your curator, why did you get a pair?and "
Son to me: "Listen, let go without this, not before you now".
He goes into his room, and my gift of speech is gone.
Water 100 pudofs, learned from his wife

[ + 74 - ] Comment quote №36425
 23.09.2010
In the work...
I took the name Seven. They decided that there should be at least two more: Kapko and Barsetko.

[ + 17 - ] Comment quote №36424
 23.09.2010
If you could not live this way before, then now there is no life at all.

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №36423
 23.09.2010
Salon of household electronics. Along the wall of the TV showcase, dozens of zombies show a set of ads that are repeated every 5 minutes. When did the employees of the store still not lose their mind? But I am not about that. So, there are two grandmothers-olds probably under 80 years old, but quite vivid. To them immediately flies one of the nasoley managers, such as "Hello, what do you want to buy?"
Oh my son, the TV.
Please come, look and ask. Here is us
the new model series, bla, bla, bla...
- Yes, I would, to show it cheaper, black and white any.
You know, we don’t have black-and-white ones, they haven’t been there for a long time.
There are cheap colours.
(Here the second grandmother enters the dialogue, the intonation of aggression in the voice)
How is it not produced? We are already in the third store and do not produce!
We don’t need your color, it’s crazy in its eyes and it’s expensive! Here is
Maria Ivanovna has been working black and white for 30 years, and now repair it
They do not want. An elderly person cannot watch TV.
We will send your complaint to your shop. and etc...

While the poor manager listened to all this and spotted something unclear, one of his colleagues took the controls and removed the saturation to zero on a couple of cheap ones.
"Tubular" Samsung, lost in the window between LCDs and plasma panels. On the backdrop of the same advertising picture, the "black and white" sharply stand out from their "color" brothers.
Don’t argue, maybe that will happen.
Boy, look at me! Go there! This good man helped, and this “not”
They produce, they don’t produce...” Behold, it’s immediately visible, in the eyes it doesn’t shake, and
There are 4 thousand, not that they are 15-20 for millionaires. Let us take,
But the people will know, will fly, will buy such a rarity.
In general, we chose one that cost 50 rubles cheaper and went to the design. What happened when the grandmothers read the instructions is unknown. And maybe no one has read the instructions, the courier of the delivery service connected everything himself, set up and grandmother Masha will live long and happy with her new black and white TV.

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №36422
 23.09.2010
Youth is when the eyes are frightened and the member stands.

[ + 60 - ] Comment quote №36421
 23.09.2010
Luzhkov in his program "Face to the City" called homosexuals homics. The organizer of the Moscow Gay Pride insulted and filed a lawsuit. The world’s most humane court ruled that the word was not offensive and even two appeals confirmed the decision. After that, the gay decided to go out on the mayor's birthday with insulting posters "Luzhkov - homic".

[ + 70 - ] Comment quote №36420
 23.09.2010
The Evil Four:

I went to the cinema and the picture disappeared.
accurately during the flight of the tail 5 seconds passed, 10... comment from the first rows: "have you actually hit?and "
You won’t think of such a moment.

[ + 64 - ] Comment quote №36419
 23.09.2010
xxxh: on Sunday I did on-line sex. well, how did I do - the guy did, and when I noticed it was too late))))

[ + 78 - ] Comment quote №36418
 23.09.2010
My friend worked as a psychiatric nurse.
I come to her and they have five minutes there. I am standing in the hallway and waiting for her. Here an oligofren approaches me and asks:
Do you have cigarettes?
I am him:
and no.
He is:
Is there bread?
and no.
He is so stealing:
Mad too?

[ + 69 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №36417
 23.09.2010
Students of 7th grade answer the question "What subject is unloved and why?". The boy writes: “English because they don’t speak Russian.”

[ + 86 - ] Comment quote №36416
 23.09.2010
My aunt was a representative of Oriflame, and she made me a representative!! to
Bite in the neck?

[ + 76 - ] Comment quote №36415
 23.09.2010
Yes, you’re talking directly to Chechnya.
He: by whom?? to
You don’t know Chechnya?: O
He: I don’t have to know all your men.

[ + 70 - ] Comment quote №36414
 23.09.2010
Dialogue of DJs on bel.radio radiusFM
And here look! In Switzerland, they invented a suitcase. This coat has 25 pockets and sweat pockets, where you can put all your hand luggage and travel without burdening yourself, dragging your bag!
and ha! Wassermann has been doing this for hundreds of years!! They invented the panamas!! Ahh!
What are ninjas worth? How many different pockets are there in their suit, sweaty... even a spoonful you eat, where do they lay their surikens and different glands?! to
So don’t cheat the Swiss.
You have invented...
From here the conclusion comes, Wassermann – NINJZJA...!!!)))

[ + 56 - ] Comment quote №36413
 23.09.2010
How did the day pass?
There were so many beautiful words.
And not a single note!! to

[ + 65 - ] Comment quote №36412
 23.09.2010
In the Kiev Petro hangs advertisement: smiling girl and next to the inscription "I give up to 15 times".
Raise your hand who thought about home appliances when reading this.

[ + 47 - ] Comment quote №36411
 23.09.2010
Did you name your daughter Victoria in honor of Victory?
NN: in honor of Wikipedia. Let the smart grow.

[ + 53 - ] Comment quote №36410
 23.09.2010
she:there would be an aske function to press a button and see how you are recorded by the interlocutor
He: then our relationship would have ended without beginning.)
He is (

[ + 61 - ] Comment quote №36409
 23.09.2010
bionet: from the forum, on the discussion of regulator signals:

by Lexx:
An incomplete list.
It’s a little used, I see.
There are such signals as:

" to the left Left, shut me around"
"Stand by the Rings!"
"Cola, out of that for passing on the prohibiting form."
"Sit off the shoe... citizen..."

[ + 51 - ] [3 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №36408
 23.09.2010
by Helg
And the 7 is shit, it doesn’t work in Worms ?

Wlas
Admin says I agree with you, and for the same reason.

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