Tell me, and for a city car is really necessary the ability to turn away from huge balls with paint?

Yyy: It’s hard for sex shops – there are so many competitors: a vegetable store, a sanitary, and now more toys. Have you seen the new pyramids from Duplo?
No, but I like the title.

FZ: Take the girl, be hands-free. =) is

~SVETL@`Nk@~
Who do you love?
‘$sniKKerz$’
themselves
~SVETL@`Nk@~
(It is not interesting
‘$sniKKerz$’
of each other)

1: Dr. Tyrsa, Escape (not to mention other remakes like Happy Together), what next?? to

2: At this rate we are soon waiting for Russian series "Fenomena" about super-people (Heroes), "Sisadmin" (It-crow), "Pathologist Edward" (Dexter)
"Pathologist Katya" (Bones) will be his girlfriend
Also in the new season:
"The Doctor Who" (Doctor Who)
"Battle cruiser Aurora" (Battlestar Galactica)
"Rome" (Rome)

3: Soon surely for the "supernatural" will be taken, there will be a story of the type: two brothers Dima and Senya, hunting on the chupacabar, and other Neptune evil, which awaits them in this not easy struggle.

The new girl explained:

“After the rain, the rain worms came out on the asphalt, and I had to bring them all back to the lawn. So I was late"

I don’t know what to do with her :)

It was at the headquarters of the military unit. The flag from this headquarters came to report to the head of this headquarters. The next report:
Comrade Colonel, on the 1st floor of 19 lamps does not burn one, on the 2nd floor of 25 lamps do not burn 2, on the third floor all lamps burn, and with the 4th floor the problem
The bottom begins to scream.
What another problem!!? to
We do not have four floors, Comrade Colonel.

He(03:03:56 22/09/2010)
Here is Example
She(03:04:02 22/09/2010)
Go to )
He(03:04:22 22/09/2010)
Suppose you are 18 years old.
She(03:04:33 22/09/2010)
Let us
He(03:04:50 22/09/2010)
I liked you and you liked me too.
She(03:04:54 22/09/2010)
well
He(03:05:12 22/09/2010)
I’m talking to you on the troll.
He(03:06:29 22/09/2010)
Then we meet and I’ll give you a rose and chocolate.
She(03:06:45 22/09/2010)
well
He(03:06:46 22/09/2010)
What did you do after that???? to
She(03:06:55 22/09/2010)
I eat chocolate.

Did you get fired from work today?
WOW: for what?
for the phrase. He said to the boss: “Given your position in the organization, I’t have shown my low IQ so brightly.”

Man has three needs: sleep, eat and sex.
She: You can’t, but why do you do sports?
To sleep well...
Why did she take me to the cinema? Why do we look at sunset? (I thought... just for that??? The idiot!! to

xxx is. All these ball interfaces are cool, but somehow too much make a monkey out of a human. Reading your thoughts would be great, yes. That I just thought and the planned code would already be printed, for example.
YYYYY This is where the most interesting thing begins. On 10 lines of code, 10 pages of matta plus selected places from the kamasutra and a mopassanovsky portrait of the secretary of the director in interesting poses

Hello, give me a sign.
She is known!
What is a sign
She: What do you want?
He is a sign.
She: Girls love when guys are a little sluggish. :-D
He: Well so that
She: Well that is)
He: Let us get acquainted.
She: What is the sign? The Zodiac?Jokingly is cancer. and ROFL
He: What you are
She is carrying. To the goodbye.

What to do if the eyes are red and swollen?
The first answers:
Playing in horror films!! to
Stop smoking the grass.
You will get a silver cane and holy water. and :)
Brush your ears for composition.

I thought about quitting smoking when I saw a big girl passing by the house. In the evening dress and on the clothes

Roach (21/09/2010)
Ubuntu said my 11-digit password is "Good". Interestingly, if I fix her an old 22-digit rotary, the inscription will appear "Ahuenny"?))
IFFRIT (21/09/2010)
You will be told the "Nightmare" level of difficulty and Ubuntu will turn into a gentleman.

She was at the doctor. After my night with you, a new life appeared in me.

OMG: Are you pregnant?

I was at the venereologist (

owl: today a little bit of me...the teacher of English asks: "who will rewrite the discs for everyone?", my loudest of all orets: "my mom can!", the teacher doubted, say, usually any dad takes — "Yes, she can, a programmer anyway, and not a bunch of clothes!" (C)
I write 24 discs.

With age, birthdays bring greater joy when they are strange.

How I caught a student thief with Skype: I work at the University, I spoke with colleagues on Skype a day ago, I left the netbook on the desk and left it for 2 minutes for a small need, I return, the netbook is not, I call my colleagues, they say you left, a couple of minutes later came up with a hip-hop view, looked at the sides (apparently I did not know that the camera was working), I closed the netbook and everything darkened. I ask, what particularities have you noticed? Yes, his hair is interwoven, as Africans love it. Oh, I know such a student, I immediately go down to the yard, here he is with a backpack, smiles like that, goes away, and well, stand, open the backpack! He throws his backpack and runs away, and there my netbook, a student a couple of weeks later, was removed from the school.
the university. Long live the skype :)

One very keen fisherman, being on the scene of the crime, caught the criminal, but he escaped and fled. Giving the police a description of the crashing bandit, the fisherman claimed that he was three and a half meters tall and weighed three hundred kilograms.