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[ + 47 - ] Comment quote №20513
 18.09.2009
I go out to the balcony. The second floor. Despite the fact that I broke up in the hallway and stand in the same socks, shouting "Wedding will not be!!I get out of the balcony. Here I go and feel like a true MUSTCHINA - barefoot, but you don't have to get married)))
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Those who have brought this to the best are just as foolish as this "ridder in socks."
How else to call it if he decided to leave the girl, and yet agreed to come to her home for the last encounter? Type "no, let’s go, but seriously I’ll send you"?
I am silent about how this wisdom humiliated the daughter in the eyes of her parents! The fucking cock. Evil is taken.
Those who think that I’m wrong and a cheerful man should behave like that – press a minus.

[ + 82 - ] Comment quote №20512
 18.09.2009
HH: I think you have a strong feeling.
WOW: What is it for?
You are following the crowd.
Repeat after me: I have no stable feeling!
I have no stable feeling!
I am an individual!
I am an individual!

[ + 58 - ] Comment quote №20511
 18.09.2009
The word "communicative" can be used to summarize some blasphemy.

[ + 55 - ] Comment quote №20510
 18.09.2009
We also programmed on paper.
YYY: On paper it is the coolest at all.
xxx: ah, you write the program, and the prep checks if it works
YYY: You were strictly taught there.
XXX: He doesn’t put it on the computer. He looks so.
And when you approach for the tenth time, and he is tired, he can say that he is already working.

[ + 68 - ] Comment quote №20509
 18.09.2009
She
Hello to you)))

He is
Hi to

She
Can I ask you for a favor?

He is
may

She
my brother bought a router and a wifi station, and Inet cannot breed (hands from g***). Do you help? I will feed you 😉

He is
Can we help today?

[ + 76 - ] Comment quote №20508
 18.09.2009
[20:15:40] <bragin> [RST]anis: and how old are you?
[20:16:19] <[RST]anis> me
[20:16:32] <bragin> [RST]anis: Yes to you
[20:17:12] <[RST]anis> me 25
[20:17:55] <bragin> [RST]anis: cool, but in what class do you study?
[20:18:20] <[RST]anis> at 9

[ + 56 - ] Comment quote №20507
 18.09.2009
_Master_: the hard disk with porn covered with content :(

[ + 64 - ] Comment quote №20506
 18.09.2009
Our teaching in mathematics:
Mathematicians are idiots, so they can solve the problem of how many fish are left on a tree if there were ten and three flew away. And they don’t care how they got there."

[ + 65 - ] Comment quote №20505
 18.09.2009
and useless_faq

Are the vampires?
You know the hematogen, right?

[ + 115 - ] Comment quote №20504
 18.09.2009
No, I’m not angry when people rub rub rubbish on the street. I get angry when they do it five meters away from the trash.

No, I am not angry with stupid children. I get angry when they start teaching you to live.

No, mine is not angry with illiteracy. Minya is angry when she enters into the meaning of what is written.

No, I am not haunted by emo, goth, gastarbayters, skins, alkashi, mints and other evil. I get angry when they stop behaving like people.

No, I am not angry with Americans, Ukrainians and Georgians. I am angry with their governments.

[ + 66 - ] Comment quote №20503
 18.09.2009
XXX How are you?
I sit here at home all warm and wet.
xxx: well her this job, I go to you, sweets to get?
You are stupid!! Take the medication. I have a fever of 39 and I sweat.

[ + 67 - ] Comment quote №20502
 18.09.2009
Sword
Article by Medvedev
We need money and technology from Europe, America, Asia.

Sword
Here it is

Sword
I want peace, I want everything.

[ + 62 - ] Comment quote №20501
 18.09.2009
Tortilla: My - a lover of tasty eating, and I am running the egg to my 27s mastered.And then I regularly forget, and it burns. My already rubs and mosques, the situation is critical. Help to preserve the cell of society!!! to
I am not a puppy, puppy! 😉 I’m not going to teach you the subtleties of cooking bechbarmak or Korean cold coxy soup!))) But once you’ve done with eggs (with chickens, milk!I’ll give you an omelette.)
Eternal Journey: Write small: took 50-100 grams of bacon, cut, cut, cubes. Cut a couple of slices of black, shrimp, bread!Cubs, fuck, small!2 eggs hit with 100 ml of milk. Salt is not there. Close up and listen!! Bacon and bread on a slow, attic lamb, roast!! A couple of minutes. Then we will also pour the hammered kinza and black pepper there, holding down the breath, the holy patamusta! We pour the contents with broken eggs. Wait a few minutes until the omelette takes shape, and then generously cover it with roasted cheese. And do not fuck me mosquito in proportions, cheese omelette not to spread out! And, as soon as the cheese floated - this is not beyond the mountains, here I personally squeeze the omelette with tar (in Israel, they taught, it is such a mixture of melted lemon leaves with peanut seeds and salt). There is no straw - we cut a small kinza and we drip it!!!!..
Then you throw it on your plate, you pour a stack and you say, “Eat, my beloved!”! to
(within 2 days)
Torta to Eternal Jurn: Teach me to cook! He got out of that omelette! Pick up the recipes!

[ + 67 - ] Comment quote №20500
 18.09.2009
<She> you are a sad cock!!! to
<ON> decreasing-loving from "dirty joke"?

[ + 50 - ] Comment quote №20499
 18.09.2009
Why did I wake up today and you left?
She: ]:->
He is: What?
You are a stupid idiot!
You will sleep with your guitar.
He: What has happened?
It is: Nothing!
He: Well then don’t stumble if nothing.
Do you remember what you did this morning?
He was sleeping.
She: That is the fucking thing!
She: This morning you go through a dream to hug me with the words "My beloved, go to me". I, pleased with this awakening, embrace you in response... and you know what I hear? "My El Te De... beautiful"
It is *ROFL*
She: I say, “What kind of LTD?” and you, cattle, open one eye, say with a serious look, “E-Ce Thousand,” turn around, and again gently add “deluxe.” And you sleep!
He is: *ROFL* *ROFL* *ROFL*
She is a fool...
Don’t worry, I love you as much as I love you 😉
She: And I am you :-*

[ + 75 - ] Comment quote №20498
 18.09.2009
Your hands are growing out of your ass!! to
The feet are called.

[ + 55 - ] Comment quote №20497
 18.09.2009
From the game forum:
In the game, my stalker automatically turns to the left and up...what do I do? It is (

Desert Eagle: Postal3, The steering wheel is accidentally unconnected to the computer? I had exactly the same problem in Dead Space because the steering wheel was connected.

Postal3: Now I disconnect... I had no idea what this could be from behind the wheel... anyway the glucose remained =((
Added in 1 minute
Oh, I had to turn off the guitar from Guitar Hero 3... now everything works perfectly, thank you!!! by Yahoo*

[ + 61 - ] Comment quote №20496
 18.09.2009
At the airport, the ground metro will be held.
EVGENY: When did you not say?
Your kids will ride, don’t worry.
Evgeny: To my grandchildren

[ + 77 - ] Comment quote №20495
 18.09.2009
In response to:

The most annoying wreckage is when you are in the toilet as an orderly raise the chair, you begin to suck and at this moment the chair falls.

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The most annoying wreckage is when you get to catch it.

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №20494
 18.09.2009
Humanity is the maximum that has survived from monkeys.
by Vasily Jursa

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