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xxx yes of course. Factory "Friendship", I’m here for everyone, Scuco, I’ll...

The restaurant "wood" I ordered a chicken tobacco. An hour passes and no orders are made. Call the waitress, where is the chicken?
The chicken is preparing.
What is he preparing for there?

X: I had my phone down, even turned off. I have a cushion and – Oops! It is included!
I heard the food.

Discussion of the vacancy of the night sysadmin between two odmines:
1: Work from home.
2) Working from home does not discipline
2 and the night.
2: Drink as a girl's brain eats out
Working at night – a fact
During the day you shake, and at night you hinder sleep.
2 )))))
1: and that, fine, came from work, awakened
Fuck me, feed me
I went to sleep, woke up, fucked, and ate. She’s at work, I’m sleeping, everyone is happy))))

You have noticed how the ethical principles of the Russian people are foolish. Even in additions. Before, when there was a sudden silence in the midst of the conversation, the Russian man said usually: "The silent angel has flown"... And now, in the same case: "Somewhere the police officer breathed out!" "The thunder will not progress - the man will not cross over", as it was before. And now: "As long as the fried cock in the ass doesn’t shake..." Or do you remember? "All ages are submissive" And now only "Hui does not look for peers". and ho-ho Or, as it was touching, "For a loving seven verses is not a neighborhood." And listen, as now: "For a mad cow, a hundred kilometers is not a circle." (I am laughing and laughing.) This is even cleaner. An old Russian proverb: "Do not spit in the well - it will be necessary to drink water" - it has been transformed in this way: "Do not sow in compot - there the cook washes his feet".
Venedict Erofeev "Valpurgia’s Night"

13:21:36, He: Okay, it’s time to eat...
13:21:58, She: Let’s, pleasant to you
13:53:11, He: Uff, ch’t I hugged :(
13:54:37, She: Again the peles?)
13:55:01, He: No, I have prepared a salad for myself) and cupcakes with pasta
13:55:17, She: You are so smart
13:55:27 And he said, Yes, and while it was still preparing, I washed the floors, clutched the nail, and went down for bread.
13:55:51 What is it? In half an hour?? to
13:56:02, He: Of course, I am a pitball)

I watched recently. A new jeep is parked at the central square. Nearby the young owner of the jeep - a kind of UMATURMAN with a monstrous piercing in the pup and ex-shells that burned out of acid. It is worth. and smoking. To the jeep comes a slightly subdued man of 40 years of age, and far from a bomzev look, and begins to adjust to the car's feed, in order to perform the act of spilling, so to speak, exhausted beer vapors. The guy hid. And, in addition, he intended to make it face to face the back window of the jeep. A cigarette fell out of his big lips. And she whispered with the voice of a whispering syrene – Man, are you?!!! Get out of the car!! Then I crashed into the false – Ssy on the other side!!! But the man's process went... Then the MATURMAN runs, grabs the man by his shoulders and turns... but unsuccessfully, the man then turned, and she didn't have time to escape. And he generously wrapped her with a hot stream of liquid metabolism. Direct to piercing. From a sharp change in temperature, the girl was slightly upset. And so the man did it for a long time, slowly sober, until it was over. Then they just kept silent...
I wonder if they get married.)

The song on the website:
And on a cloudy day, when it rains outside the window,
How wonderful to be able to meet you!
My Mouse, the inventor of the Mouse,
Where are you, stand.
Take me with you!

The mouse, the mouse,
We are friends forever.
My old Winnie is me.

The comments:
guest Lelik04:38:05 11.10.2010.
Probably 90% of the children thought that the song ended with the words: \"My old Vinigadi!\" )))))))

Lucia19:06:13 25.8.2011.
99% think so ?

Prepod calls a student to the board and asks to show Moscow on the map
10 minutes looking for her near Chelyabinsk
Prep asks why he is looking there, what he is looking for: so to Moscow 2 hours to fly everything, must be somewhere nearby

Based on this:

"YYY: Smart men generally try to stay away from women."

It turns out that there are no gay idiots at all.

xxxxxxxxxxx:
There is a small grocery store near the house. For the second month there on the front door delights the announcement: "I will give the kittens in good hands. Appeal to the sausage department."

From the hub, an article about the presentation of the iPhone by Tim Cook. Some of the comments:
Are they specifically looking for a man like Jobs?
yyy: Presentation of the “new Jobs”, not the iPhone.
iJobs 2.0 is now 20% younger!

In a book forum:
Putin also wrote a book about judo.
222 How is it called?
Is it "My struggle"?! to

@44: How angry I am about this desire to convey real life in video games. Soon you’ll launch Zelda, go through mountains and deserts, water and lava, defeat dozens of terrible monsters... and in response, “Sorry, Link, but I’m not ready for a serious relationship yet.”
The realism! and credibility!

Eastern wisdom should not replace your own.

I recently went to a barbarian concert. And suddenly after the second song, a seven-year-old girl runs out on stage and let’s turn and dance!
Her mother shouts out of the room: “Dasha, Dashenka! Go back! Get out of there!” Dacia on her scream - zero attention. She splashed and broke out for an hour; I didn’t bother, I didn’t even touch. And then, when the concert ended, Dasha approached and polite asked, "Uncle! “Please tell my mother not to wipe me up!” This is what art means!

Interesting fact: why the rights of women in the world are the most fiercely fought by those representatives of the female sex, who externally only remotely resemble women.

I always forget how the statement is written, with a large or small letter, so I write with a medium.

About "How to get a scholarship?"

Victoria Shiva
Not long ago I thought with a friend - to live in a student community - 50 r per month. eat beat packs - 5 rubles (well, you want to eat 3 times a day - buy 3 times). A bowl of bread a week, teas from bags, to the universe on foot. You can also get a scholarship.)
Dmitry Sharov
only zinga will quickly begin to enslave) anemia and generally die quickly)) for one semester health will be undermined for life)
Victoria Shiva
And we still have the money to pack in cheap domestic vitamins. :) and if anyone with vitamins does not survive - so, natural selection :)

XX: Do you also get angry when one person fasts a whore from two faces?
Especially when you sign xxx and xxx.