I followed my son to the kindergarten. On the street, the teacher cries to the children - Arseny, Kirill, and well, get out of the bushes. Barbarians don’t put sand on their heads.
I go and think where are all the old good names...Lehi, Sereghi, Sani...
Then I say to my son - Svyatoslav, go faster, or I will be late to work.
And we go home.

xxx: "We had a case when a customer complained about the parent auto-generated logins. The fact is that the service when generating logins used the coolest algorithm for generating random lines based on slags, so that the final line was readable. And at a certain point, the million monkey wrote War and Peace.

Microcox
In the last decade, they wanted to replace programmers with monkeys – they were better at programming.
Ignat
This is why we invented the Java language.

>> and - cherry on cake - mosquitoes.

Along the Moscow river walk the mosquitoes.
All the bosses go, glasses.
Through the river rivers,
All silent people walk, all lyrics.

The train moves, flashing the light:
He goes to visit the mosquitoes.
Sitting in a seat of happiness,
Where the cholerics walk.

And then on the text, (c) M. Clear.

Murmur: Lift is worn so that the breasts do not hang, and not for beauty
It is for beauty ::)

It would be fun if your JAP defined a hat from Gary Potter.
You sit and read "Only not PHP, only not PHP, only not PHP"

Good day to all. This story happened to me about two years ago at one of the night shifts in the pharmacy. As always, overwhelmed after study and the evening flow of suffering, at 3 o'clock at night he went to sleep. About 6 o’clock in the morning (the strongest sleep was) the phone call. I open the window, a man asks for a baby cream. I take the bill and go look for it. I remember it clearly, then begins the most interesting thing. My next memory after taking the bill is a bell at the door. I get up and open the window. The next dialogue is: (p) the buyer. and I (I)

I salute you.

Q. Do you say hello? ? to ! to ? to ! to ! to ? to ? to ! to ? to Where is the cream? ? to ? to ? to ? to ! to ? to ! to ? to

What kind of cream? I ask.

And after that, I am thrilled by the memories of an unknown time ago about how I was asked to bring the cream. I go to the box. On the table lies a baby cream, scanned, but not pierced.... I don't remember what note I took, but I gave it as a hundred, because it was too burning to ask. The overall result: I took the money, found the cream, scaned and went to sleep! to sleep! ! to ! to I don’t know how long he was there, I don’t remember. It was an eternity for me.)

Grandma is so kind. Breaking the stereotypes.
When you decide to send a package, let me know in advance. It will be heavy.
She: Yeah, you won’t bring it alone, we’ll send it over the weekend.
I: On the weekend and Vasya and Petya leave. They cannot help.
No fear, you’ll bring it yourself!

//... If my wife leaves me... by her own will... should she... work for two weeks???!!!)))

Do you have a labor contract?

5 years ago I worked in the warehouse as a security guard, so that more went out a month took many daily shifts and in a row. They were allowed to sleep 4 hours a day at night. At three o’clock at night I sit, drawing tired of boredom. the driver comes in, before I miss the warehouse I have to write the data of his document to myself in the journal and give him a reflective vest.

And here, dear... I wake up from his words: - Well, how long do I have to wait?

And I sit overwhelmed, holding his driver's license in my hands, and I don't move, he didn't understand that I fell asleep.

It was uncomfortable. and useful experience)

If you put together the speed of the Earth’s movement around the Sun, the movement of the Solar System, galaxies and clusters of galaxies, will it prove that the Earth is flying in space at a speed of about 2.2 million kilometers per hour?

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Why do you fold the speeds when the Earth is relative to the Sun, the Sun is relative to the center of the galaxy, the Milky Way and the Local Group of galaxies are relative to the relic background radiation flying in different directions? Here are the speeds: The local group of galaxies relative to the relic background is 627 km/s, the Milky Way relative to the relic background is 552 km/s, the Sun relative to the center of the galaxy is 225 km/s, the Sun relative to the relic background is 370 km/s, which is slower than the Milky Way because it flies around the center of the galaxy in the opposite direction. The speed of the Earth relative to the Sun is 30 km / s, and in six months it will be 30 km / s in the opposite direction. It is not as simple as in the 7th grade school.

And we in the election Sunday in the neighborhood, in the whole district, played several times the SNUR - Elections))).

A child’s birthday was celebrated on the weekend. Well, children have children - they ran around the apartment, laughed loudly, sang children's songs in karaoke, and all this happened somewhere from 15 to 19 p.m., then the children with their parents broke up around the houses.
A aunt living underneath us called the neighborhood with a comment: "Children scream and cry for help, parents are drunk and beaten." The arrivals listened to each child, received a portion of cake with tea and went back to carry the service.
Vigilant neighbors is very good, but when vigilance borders madness, it causes some inconvenience.

In the 90s, when life in the country was not sugar at all, our family was not easy. The grandmother, who graduated from himfak and worked in the laboratory to somehow bring the ends to the ends, was forced to wash the floors in her own factory in the evenings, and at lunch to trade cakes. One evening, a manager approached her with the question:



- Irina Vasilyevna, you respected man, a merited employee, don't you really be ashamed to work as a cleaner?

It is not shameful to work, Oleg Romanovich, it is shameful to steal.



This story she told me 10 years ago, and I remembered it for a lifetime as a great example of prioritizing.

In 2004, I was a first-time student at the institute. and September. Second Class of Physical Culture. We change clothes, stand in the sun, warm up, get to know each other.

Our teacher, a woman of pre-retirement age, comes and says that we are unprecedentedly lucky, now we will be filmed for a story on local television.

Oooooh, unexpectedly but fucking, pleasantly

Here it is worth to get away from that day and tell us a little about our group on the fishery. It was formed from those first-time students who were not taken into other groups: swimming, athletics, football, volleyball and basketball. In short, we were all dropped) A group of full-sized, low-sized, blinds who don’t know how to swim) We played badminton)

Well, by that day. During the interview with the teacher, we were given time to clean the feathers. The boys quickly "pumped the muscles", the girls pulled their stomachs.

And then on the camera construction, calling, grinding, turning to the left and a light run two rounds. is removed!



The whole family was sitting in front of the TV. Showed the plot, with which the correspondent told what before were students, passed the norms of GTO, athletes, beauty. So now, some kind of stuff! And on the video our buildings, cooling and running...

In light of the events with Zakharchenko: the song A. Pugacheva "True Colonel" played with new colors.

Listen, when I started washing my head with domestic soap (in the forest camp), after the 3rd time, my baldness disappeared :)
In Samara, water is such that it will disappear on its own without soap. Together with hair.

The fish is rotten without a head.

Dangerous Profession - Designer

An amazing story about the designer and the employer.

It all started with the fact that the owner of the Moscow restaurant "Elements" Jeanne Kim ordered the designer Fatim Masikov design and repair of the restaurant at the key with a budget of 500 thousand. The Euro. Fatima did the job, but in the budget, for some reason, did not fit and demanded from Jeanne another 100 thousand. However, the customer refused to pay, citing the fact that she did not like the design.

Then the designer connected his patrons in the person of Andrei Kochuykov, a veteran of the Solnevsky group, also known as the Italian. Kochuykov and the fighters arrived at the restaurant, where he entered into a dialogue with the owner of the lawyer’s office “Dictatorship of the Law”, a veteran of the 9th department of the KGB (the “Nine”) Eduard Budantsev and his assistants.

The conversation ended with the fact that the personal bodyguard of the Italian and simultaneously the leader of one of the Spartak fan groups Alexei Kitaev broke Budantseva's jaw with a hook with his right. In response, the lawyer got a gun, shot Kitaev and another bodyguard Italian, and he wounded Kochuykov himself seriously. Only the forces of the Ministry of Internal Affairs, who arrived at the meeting as an accompaniment of the Italian, managed to stop the conflict.

After this, the case for the murder of two people was opened against Budantsev and placed under house arrest, and the case for extortion against Kochuykov was opened and placed in the Matrosskaya Silence.

To liberate Kochuykov took his boss Zakhary Kalashov, better known as Shakro the Young - the king of Russian thieves in the law. Kalashov personally came to the Investigative Committee, where he talked with investigators and assured the Italian that he would soon be released, but his offender, Budantsev, awaits a strict and fair trial.

However, as we remember, there are no former KGB employees and the 1st FSB department, which is usually engaged in counterintelligence, was already engaged in Shakro Young. As a result of the operational and search actions, it became known that representatives of Kalashov agreed with representatives of the SC on the release of the Italian for $ 1 million. However, some time after the transaction, the FSB shelters covered both tracks and representatives of Shakro, and then bound the authority itself.

After Kalashov’s arrest, the head of the anti-corruption department of the Ministry of Internal Affairs, Colonel Zakharchenko, recommended the designer Fatim Mishikova to leave Russia and even facilitated this by using his official position. Following this, with the submission of the FSB, the colonel was already searched at his home, where 8 billion rubles were found, and today the media that Zaharchenko's accounts in Swiss banks found money in the amount of 300 million euros.

I am sure that the story has not yet ended, there, even under the Minister of Internal Affairs, the chair was shaken, but it is remarkable that it began with an absolutely ordinary situation - the customer did not like the design.

c) Kahn

Information about the new findings in the Zakharchenko case is given in a dose to avoid collapsing the world financial markets.