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[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №10050
 18.09.2008
Shiver is:
The Wright!
and Deggial:
Take your hands out of your ass.)

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №10049
 18.09.2008
I work in technical support.
Close to the person with a client by tel:
I remember about your internet, but the engineer who was sent to you today was taken to the military...

We roll, men rush like horses... wait, in 2 years you will be interested.

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №10048
 18.09.2008
Vinton is all. I took my passport to NZZ.
Tagged with: ooo
All right, good guy
Vinton: I will be officially arrested tomorrow afternoon
Password: Do not lose the password
Tagged: from account
Vinton: I will try ?))))))))))

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №10047
 18.09.2008
I have a boyfriend I know. A normal man like that... J-rock respects... He loves to shake under him with black patches.
But here in the aska, this pitcher writes THAT in such letters!! to
2nd Shiffrueco HD

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №10046
 18.09.2008
Igor
Let us conduct the action "Remove gay people from www.gay.ru"

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №10045
 18.09.2008
Daphna
Again on porn sites?;D
[KENNY]
No-A
Daphna
Yes, a good boy
Daphna
Throw the mushrooms.
[KENNY]
I have a cream.
[KENNY]
There is no mausoleum.
[KENNY]
Stop the fucking
[KENNY]
I burn

[ + 41 - ] Comment quote №10044
 18.09.2008
In a computer audience on one of the compops found on the desktop in the upper right corner of the archive called: "a small undetectable dirty archiver".

[ + 48 - ] Comment quote №10043
 17.09.2008
Cappuccino
Fuck, Dimon... I’ve gotten...

Gogol
? to? to

Cappuccino
The boys will not come to the meeting.

Cappuccino
They were not released...

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №10042
 17.09.2008
I read Harry Potter the last and came across:...Al Dumbledore taught him that there is a special, unfathomable magic...

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №10041
 17.09.2008
xxxh: I sometimes do not write the cutscreen, and it lies terribly, the connection disappears periodically...
Bollywood, what time is it?
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
It’s time, isn’t it Nick?
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Is the network accidentally uninstalled?
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Isn’t it Nvidia?
Oh yeah... bla...

[ + 42 - ] Comment quote №10040
 17.09.2008
(i) - Medvedev has a height of 162 cm - like his mother. Putin is in district 168, and Sarkozy is in district 168.
Here is Saakashvili and complexes: he is 190, and around there are puzzles and everything has it.

[ + 41 - ] Comment quote №10039
 17.09.2008
I live in a dormitory (4 4 persons in a room) and it is always interesting to listen to who speaks in his sleep at night. But the night is evil.
I sit behind the comp (he stands next to the neighbor’s bed) laying up in the pasyance. time of 3 nights. Then the neighbor shouts up and says: I’m for nuclear Britain!
O_O

[ + 47 - ] Comment quote №10038
 17.09.2008
Conversation at ICQ

XXX is:
Damn in the ass of the current 1 man online and that deer is full.
YYY :
O_O and who is there?? to
XXX is:
:D

[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №10037
 17.09.2008
Funny: first do not turn on the heating in time, and then fall off - said, the country is sleeping...

[ + 46 - ] Comment quote №10036
 17.09.2008
Oh... I’m not going to be superfluous... I’m going to quit smoking, I’m going to play sports, I’m not going to play online games, I’m going to study,
If I see this quote in the abyss. Let me change my fate...
The 6andb!

[ + 41 - ] Comment quote №10035
 17.09.2008
Senya in the news showed about a hurricane in Siberia.
voice after picture: look! how the pillar rises, as if aliens were pumping water!"

[ + 34 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №10034
 17.09.2008
What does ORG mean?
Chapter 13: In the Meaning?? to
Moula: Well, you sent me the link... I know BaOIL, BaSINTEZ... there they trade oil products, and what does your ORG do?
Dr.13: The Organization of the Workflow!
Molly: The management! It is great! My brother Kowalski writes on this topic. Do they have anything to read on the site on the subject?
Dr. 13: Oh yeah! Not to read again!)
Molly: is it true? very well! by Kim Brother.
Dr. 13 is out! Then throw him to me!
Moore : Okay! If he allows.

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №10033
 17.09.2008
Sniper
In short, I have appreciated. Nothing like a toy. What can I say from the course:
0 is free. People, in principle, are not foolish.
1) For the delivery of any bugs, even small ones, give the game currency
The Count is pleasant, though with a crack under the fool. The stone does not load.
All in Russian! And some lack of censorship %)
4) Realistic AI, a lot of talking SMART NPCs...=)

Sniper
For example, I pumped a cybernetic and assembled some device from the details. It’s called "Open" One button and one screen.

Sniper
Well, I make Persia click. I thought, baby - and say goodbye to spare parts, and it asked for money %) I entered a bill for the sample "50 rubles"

Sniper
Publishes: "Opanah, the sniper proe*al the table! And it" I thought, the bag said, that I will give up to the admin. I decided to check on every firefighter - a sting again, a half more. The answer is "Aha! What did I say!" I love our developer :)

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №10032
 17.09.2008
xSKY (19:14:55 10/09/2008)
My mother gave me letters.
Miriam (19:15:00 10/09/2008)

Shepherd (19:15:08 10/09/2008)
You will teach.
xSKY (19:15:09 10/09/2008)
Oh the mushrooms
Shepherd (19:15:18 10/09/2008)
noticeably.

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №10031
 17.09.2008
infected
The more I get the experience of admin, the more sad it becomes.

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