XXX: There was another movie about superheroes, men in tricks.
Yyy: It was the Olympics, male gymnastics

The little bit of Russian fairy tales that you can watch where what is happening is not Skype, but TV. He had no feedback.

xxx: I am looking for a model for horse shooting (not TFP) in the 19th century style. Example of the desired.
The shooting will take from half an hour, out about 30 photos in basic processing, 5 with retouch. Examples of work on the page.
Details of L.
WOW: It is strange that the ad does not indicate the desired gender of the model, type or age.
XHH: apparently all the requirements in the Ls are spoken ))))
Would you write? My grandfather is sitting in the village. Going to a photo session?

You are here about children’s playgrounds. And I have an artillery field across the river.

A Russian actor?! to
by Baian!
I need more letters!
The acordeon!! to

Any self-respecting grandson should at once sit a pot of borscht and a bowl of cakes. For whom did my grandmother cook it?

We are looking for a car park at the house, he found it, parks, asks: how are you here?
I say "I agree"
Husband: "the last time you said "I agree" everything turned pretty fucking"
I: "is it about our marriage?"
Husband: Well, in general, I meant a restaurant we visited a few days ago, but your response struck me a little.

XXX: How did you already fuck the linguists...
YYY: After "fuck" is a need for a pencil.

It is not the Colonel who is rich who has billions, but the Colonel to whom he is subordinate.

My neighbor had a parrot. Talented too much. In a short period of time, he learned to reproduce the sound of the doorbell. A poor neighbor opened the door twenty times a day. She was given a dog for her birthday. And the frequent run to the door stopped, because when the door was really ringing, the dog laughed. The owner was walking, not able to rejoice with his dog. But her happiness did not last long. Two weeks later, the poppy began to “call” and then cried.

Soon we will find out how many percent of our people want to live without money and stay.

" are you preparing? Let me put the croup. Give me water. I am sending Sham! Let me go again. Not enough, send me more!! to

Do you sing? Let me touch the needle. The Keller! Give me another touch! and ah! It is kneeling.

Are you sitting here to rest? Let me sit on my knees! And a tear. I will sit.
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I didn’t read how much, but I never understood whether she has a cat, or if the man is very compact. I hope it’s about the child.

Deputy Director writes:
If you do not order the repair of the failed equipment in the next quarter, then you will be without money.

If it wasn’t for Roskomnadzor’s blocking, would I be told about the existence of the "Porno Grandmothers" resource?

The manager-girl asks to show how to work in Excel with product labels.
I show...
Write the product name here.
What to write?
Any kind of shit!
I don’t know, write it yourself.
I write "Hunja"... I explain everything further, leaving a thousand fingers in the axel, grey
This shit is all gone, don’t forget!
How else of course!
Then she went to the customer several times to apologize for being shipped to them instead of their beautiful goods.

I agree with those who say that posts about sex are too many. Therefore such a story. At the university running competition (I don’t remember the distance) I met a wonderful girl. Very soon we slept, and I, being not very confident in myself, asked her how she liked it (although with all her appearance she showed in the process that very). She kissed me and said I was just Usain Bolt sex. It was the first and last time I asked such a question to a girl, as well as the most dubious compliment in my life.

Vegans climb Mount Everest to prove they are not weak. They died...

Probably spent all the oxygen to tell companions about their veganism.

Children’s Misconceptions

In his Soviet childhood, he was convinced that the show "Club of Film Travels" was called "Clubkino's Journey". Obviously I imagined a club of Russian folk tales that rolls and shows the way.
And Duchamp has always called "Duchamp". I was even wondering why this grid with a pen had nothing to do with some unintelligible foolish tube.

A wallet or life is still a robbery. Theft - silently, robbery - openly, robbery - with violence or threat of its use.

Where did you go, brothers?

AAA: at the Jura.

The first driving course:
Who are you working for?
- Programmeist
Yes, this is NOT a monitor and we don’t have a restore button.