Suddenly the speed of the internet dropped. I will support.
There is no speed at all.
Yes, we know, who bite the highway wire to your city.In the days we will fix the malfunction

The Biological Forum.
The mice went into the yard. Impossible to remove. I noticed the strange thing - of those caught alive, two-thirds are dead in a few hours. What could it be?
Yyy: It may be an infection. Have you tried opening?
XHH: I thought maybe stress from catching. If I open, what to look for?
Yyy: Well, if the spleen and lymph nodes are clearly enlarged, then m.b. The infection.
Okay, I’ll catch a few, I’ll see.
WWW: Then those who don’t get killed should be opened for comparison.
YYY: Yes, a piece of 10, at least. Better to bigger.
zzz: Scientific approach in action. Now there are problems with mice in the yard.))))

This is:

The Cuda:

There are 10 types of people: those who understand the binary system and those who do not understand it.

10 Types... Learn Russian, and then be smart.

"There are 10 types of..." - right. It is not in Russian. Two kinds of people, if you know what I mean ;-)

So yes, a great humanitarian detector joke.

Schegloff: When a man says that money can do everything, know: he doesn’t have it and has never had it. Edgar Howe, American writer
I personally have been saying lately that power can do everything. Thinking is understandable? and :)
dysto> and then what about those who talk about the omnipotence of reason?

Sly: He’s an old schooler, I respect him. Smiley writes with Tyre.

Given the socio-political situation, during the friendly communication the phrase "Are you a member of the coalition?!" to replace the classic "You are a drug addict?". It was decided that this phraseology describes the situation more accurately and brighter.

Comments on the video "Chicken can stabilize the position of the head in space":
Where to get the chicken...
yyy: Try the nearest club to lure the strawberry daikiri.

A spider bites me today.
Q: What do you think I will be a superhero?
You have to kill your uncle first.
P: This is the hell.
Peter: No other way.

Dear, what was it now? (On an unexpected two-hour sex marathon)
- But you will know how without me to go to the sauna with my friends!
Did you punish me like that? Why not warn? I will go again tomorrow...

Alexander Nefedov: Do you have so much energy?
Nataly_va1: I am an energy vampire
Alexander Nefedov: And whom do you forgive?
Alexander Nefedov: how to express it
Alexander Nefedov: Vampires are soaking - yes?

I sit and drink tea. My wife talks to her aunt. Talk about children’s toys. "She has a horn. It is a donkey!and ". I drowned in tea.

Q: Was it at the last session?
YYY: It was great
YYY: when the prede entered there were two of the 38 - I and the female
Yyy: in five minutes came Grisha and Dimon
After half an hour, Grisham fell asleep.

The end of the world for Christians
And you, Satanist, can’t do anything?

Scale of evaluation of screenings "Sherlock Holmes" by degree of proximity to the original:
1st by Conan-Doyle
2nd Conan - the Barbarian
Three Conan the Destroyer

Conductor in the trolley bus:
Anyone who has not yet reached the device can use my services. The Commission does not take up!

We buy meals at the supermarket 24 hours a day. Suddenly, from anywhere, a healthy, the size of a cat, a rat, climbs the pipe and disappears in a hole in the ceiling. On the box I report this to the cashier: "have you tried to call the SES? You have a healthy rat running :)". The employee, with a poker face: "what you are right away - "rat", this is not a rat, this is our Alice".

My daughter reads the booklets, the neighbor’s boy pins the cat, his mother thinks:
"Well, maybe it's not so good if a child at three years of age learns letters, so my brother also started reading early, and then grew up and became a drug addict...

Was it a shield?! to

From 4pda - discussion of the Nexus 5 benchmarks
As always a bomb.

by Ahmed 112 :)

3Jlou_OguHo4ka: Man named Ahmed is very pleased with the word "bomb"

Progress_99: Tarik, you are an eblan, where are you going to sleep now?
Tariq: Well, I am with you on this issue.
Progress_99: Forget that my sister came to me.
Progress_99: I am surprised to fuck a room for 4000
Tariq: You just didn’t live there. I understand why it is so cheap.
Tariq: It is impossible to live long in a place where the most intelligent, clever, and judgmental person is a cat.
Tariq also has the most pleasant voice.

The Cossack Society of St. Petersburg announces a competition for the position of deputy ataman for relations with state authorities.

God, turn off my imagination.
Half an hour ago.