From a dog forum.

I have a tax. I think the tax has a very unthinked design. Since if the tax is cold, he begins to sneeze, as a result of which he constantly beats his nose on the floor.

The morning. The Office. A young girl enters.
- Hi, I represent the trademark "......"
I can imagine you without clothes :)
10 seconds of dependency. Red and out.

You when "xxx" and "yyy" arranging, at least don’t confuse who who responds to... Read what before sending...
Plus, who is irritated when they suddenly change roles, or talk to themselves...

My name is Alena. But parents and relatives call the loving Lech, apparently by the logic of Alenka-Aleška-Leschka. Ten years ago, I went to Moscow with my brother in an electric car. There are two men sitting next to him and a conversation like this:
I met a girl, her name is Dima.
- Well, what, the usual Bulgarian name, let’s say, her name would be Leša.
I smiled at myself and went on. After a while, my brother said to me, “Lesha, give me water.” I stretched out the water to him, I looked at the guys, they looked at me with such eyes, they were obviously in a shock.

The ability to cook makes a woman 1.5 times more beautiful. Increase the breast size by 1.

The Chairman of the Legislative Assembly of St. Petersburg just announced on television: “Coffee for me is male, as it has always been.”

In response to:
I don’t understand why Lenin at the age of 52 was Lenin’s grandfather, and Putin at the age of 52 a young and energetic leader.
This is one of the most important things in the world.
Putin without a beard

The Tunger:
For two and a half months now, my girlfriend and I have sex every day! I wonder how much more we will have.)

~Ferry ~ :
And the month doesn’t bother the fuck?

The Tunger:
She didn’t have them yet.)

~Ferry ~ :
O_O

The Tunger:
This is crazy!!! to

I buy the products in Ramstora and I see this picture:
A blonde who looks at her runs to her.
The dialogue:
One is wow! by LENKA! Hi to you! You are where?
2: It is overwhelming!! I am in Ramsar.
1: Is it okay? I too!

YYY: “The eating of corpses on the battlefield is contrary to Article 15 of the Geneva Convention.”
It is abnormal, is it?

The girl in contact wrote =))
If you cannot distinguish the color of your hair from the color of your mind, then you are a stupid child.and "

I will go to look for the color of the mind, smell the glass, put a little sunlight in the bag, hug the air and squeeze the water from under the crane!

BendHand ‎(13:53):
Ahaha Ilya at a friend's wedding pushed his grandmother,
No matter what she said about the bucket)))

I love him so much. He is a boy. I’m looking for him, I’m looking for him... And I’m finding one of the tiles.

Film "The Mind Seeks a Friend"
Very vital...

The student. 1 the course. A couple on the tower. Preponja considers some example on the board, gets some expression to divide by zero and decides further. Then he looks at us, suddenly silent, and so kindly says, "What, in school, was it not allowed to divide by zero? Now you can!"

If a fool begins to solve a problem, the problem becomes two.
(Author of the Orthodox)

Just just.
Children (5 and 7 years old) go to bed. Sleeping on a two-storey bed: (c) the tallest on top, (m) the lowest on the bottom. They talked, I didn’t hear the beginning, but the end made me think:
I will soon go to school.
As long as you go, I’ll be 9 years old!
Q. And what, will you get married?
A man without a wife is like a tree without a goose!! to

By playing computer games, you earn hemorrhoids!
Is it a game of candles?! to

In the USSR in the journal "Science and Life" were published drawings for the manufacture of the cube, which was sometimes easier than to buy it: a paradox, but at the time to get access to a high-precision CNC machinery was easier than to buy a toy in the store, since it was a so-called deficit.

to this:
Daddy’s acquaintance made shrimp with some special sauce. Everything was very delicious, it became interesting how he made this sauce, especially - from what. There is nothing exotic in our kitchen. The sauce is cool. So when the sauce was over and the shrimp was still there, he said that he would quickly prepare more sauce. Finally there was a chance to see it and remember it. He brought ketchup, pulled it into a plate, then pulled the mayonnaise there and confidently mixed it, turning it into a pink pasta sauce.
I was almost sick.

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The student sauce. of Novosibirsk.
And the author, a glamorous creature, goes naughty :)

X: Do you have anything to eat?
YYY : NO
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YYY : Ho
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YYY: I
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