I just hit the monster!
Played again?
He killed the tortoise.

What was your condition after your husband’s death?
A state of deep moral satisfaction.

With a friend, I was stumbling on the land, unbuilt, I then drove a taxi home, and he crashed in his car near the sleeping area. I call today:

I was scared this morning.
What happened?
I woke up in the morning. The dawn has frozen, well, I have drilled my eyes, I see, on the electrical line are spiders sitting and among them a GIGANTIC SHMEL!!! The size of a chicken or even a turkey. Fuck, I barely got there.
What kind of shit do you wear?
- Yes, I then looked, and he dried on the rope talks, a meter from the glass, and the projection of the look clearly on the wires falls. The brain thinks of proportions. But at first I thought, here she's like a whiteboy - then comes)))

Discussion of the copra - (stunned sneaker machine):

<03ProMilly> Can anyone explain to me why Russian machines are forever in oil and like shit?
<VinipuxNSK> Because if something stopped flowing from our machine, it means that it is over!

to this
"C 4PDA, discussing a secure smartphone:
spy3dfx: Maybe 3310 and was not a standard of beauty, but by untouchability will cross 5 such sites :)
asyan4ik: It lies in a 3310 shuffle with a broken screen, yes, there is something like this :)
Kotejko_O: You probably broke it another 3310?"

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In the Easter?

There was a contextual advertisement: "Tubes forged to protect the cable from the manufacturer."
Why protect the cable from the manufacturer - I never understood.

- "Elizium" I immediately liked it, but when shown as the owner of an interplanetary corporation with his hands(!) The code (!!) at the assembly!! I wrote, I finally fell in love!

It was about a year ago at a scientific conference. Report on the achievements of the scientific society over the last five years.

The rapporteur. And here is the <name of the forum> spoke our colleague Friedman
The voice from the room. The cowboys!
The rapporteur. It looks like Friedman.

I am late to work for the second week. I thought the alarm on my cell phone broke, checked during the day, at night, everything worked. As it turned out, my husband waking up earlier in the morning, turns off all my alarms. I wish I could sleep longer. You love me ?

03.03.2013 Tima: You love sex!? to
10 March 2013, Tim:!? to
September 11, 2013 Hi
14.09.2014, Tima: Let’s make a harsh sex
14.09.2014, M: What hasn’t anyone given you since March 3, 2013?

The German joke, of course. I remember in the same Düsseldorf: I flew through it to Vienna, the border guard asks me, doich or english? I say to him in one phrase that I am a prince, and that I am flying in transit to Vienna for three days, and behind me is my wife, who is not a prince, nor an Englishman.
On what he smiles to me, putting a stamp in the passport, on the purest big and powerful "no, it will be, I will ask her in Russian"))

Using only two phrases – “Give in debt a dollar for a beer” and “What a man you are, for a dollar you are ready to drown,” Vovochka Sidorov earned his first million dollars in school.

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And when I finish the house, I will make another sixth.
You, dogs, only the sky is sprinkled, all the worries -
Where "normal shoes to anime download"and how to get rid of helicopters.
So shut up your rotten douleur, the enlightened fucker. Your birth cannot be explained by the fact that your father did not know about condoms. He simply had no money for them.

You should be surprised by quality, not quantity.
Any Tajik-Uzbek-Cheburk has 5 to 10 children. Do they not burst into the sky?

This was the story I had with Peter. We played with him in "Who Wants to Be a Millionaire". I reached the sum of 128 thousand rubles and said that I take the money. It was in May. I’ve been joking ever since, “Where’s my money?” You owe me another 128 thousand!" He always replied that he would give, but later. And I mentioned it again on Saturday as a joke. And he said he will give it to me in the evening when we get home.
Well, I was joking all the way: "Cash? The real money? Will they be accepted in any bank? In rubles? " and so on. He replied that yes, so is it.
Coming home, he grows in a cache and gets a envelope with money. The real ones. of cash. 128 thousand rubles. The Belarusians!

Then he said that he escaped a bunch of banks in an attempt to buy this money – especially those that are “thousands of rubles,” they are very small, they are nowhere. As I looked for from friends and colleagues.
In general, I became richer by 600 rubles if I could change them. But I think it should stay for the descendants)))

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Emergency for the person whose leg is broken to provide "ambulance" help. The fight had severe consequences.
If there is a fever, there are medications. Take a taxi and get lucky yourself.
Such a feeling that soon people will not be able to wash and will call a special service.
And yes, the temperature always rises quickly. It doesn’t grow all day. I can get up in half an hour.

What are you saying?! An ambulance is needed to help people in emergencies related to their health, recently there was an incident at work, my grandmother got sick, an asthma attack, from the moment of the first call and until the arrival of the crew, 50 minutes passed, I noticed. And this is Krasnodar, a huge city! In most cases in our country, the ambulance is called to ask, because now there are many young people who live far from their parents and don’t know much. And about help-working in a well-known bank and when they approach with the request to help withdraw money from the card, I do not send anywhere else, but I go and help, although everything is simple there, enough to read. If you work in an ambulance and send those who call you, better leave there, maybe someone's life will be saved.

Arch: Faith
Arch by: Au
Arch: Interesting
Arch: I found a way to turn iron into gold
Arch: Change of layout
Arandir: Alchemists fought and fought, and it was worth some stranger to cross the querti and yitzuken, as everything became simple and understandable.

This morning I take my daughter to the garden. Soap, cry, "I don’t want to go to the garden".
Go to dress.
I don’t know what to wear...
Have you been taught this from childhood?

My father is 72. I started wearing glasses two years ago. He spends half of his time looking for them. I went to see him today. In 2 hours he lost 3 times "the glasses.
We found them twice, then I went to work.
Call from Dad:
- Everything has been interrupted, as in the water drowned, but found your sunscreen.
I take off my glasses from my head. to melt.

A: It has happened. Microsoft is buying Minecraft for $2 billion.

B: Now I know what the interface will be with Windows 9.

Anyone who writes comments on various types of holiwares should urgently push a teaspoon pen into the USB connector. This will enhance the power of your comp. is verified.
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I even had the glue gone and the video card stopped overheating. Thank you guy!