Yuri-san: I tried to study PHP again
Yuri-san: now with a small luggage of knowledge
Yuri-san: And I understand why you didn’t like him so much
Yuri -san: not exactly what I didn't like, but "somehow not"
Abir: It is like after the modern Russian language to write in the church Slavic language - it is possible, but you feel like you're a dead man dressed with evil demons.

About Rothko and abstract art in general. If you are curious about how to perceive abstract art (not to love, namely to understand what it is, where the legs grow and how to look at it), then I advise you to read Kandinsky's "Point and line on the plane", he was a very thinking artist and theorist of art and in this little book dismantled the emotional perception of the simplest elements of the image. It is useful for viewers and artists of any direction (the theory of composition is greatly disassembled). He has a little about the color, but in general it needs to read Malevich.
Kandinsky will not explain why some specimens are stooled, painted onto the canvas and applied to it bulks, but the art of the 20th century will become a little more understandable.

She asked the student a question.
Student: I am not ready. The Legion...
It is you who will speak to Ilden.

led by frustrated psychologists (for lovers to look for additional meaning, this is a quote from Gromyko's book)

I just went to graduate school. My aunt, who was assigned to me as a teacher from the threshold, demanded 10,000 greens a year, and there were all sorts of candy flowers for all the calendar holidays.

while I digested this information, it was read in the reference, or as it is, a mandatory document for entrants (unclearly, but this is another 3 secretaries will be provided with work)
By the way, I decided not to be stressed and the presentation was a brief content of my diploma. I wrote the diploma honestly, sitting in the closed sections of the library and conducting quite high-quality practice with all the details and nuances. The commission wrote with boiling water, and even a thankful speech at the issue was devoted, but not about it.

And then the lady says:"Where did you get that shit? They use all the stuff on their internet, there are no brains at all"

From such an intelligent speech, I came straight to myself, raised my jaw from the floor. And after moving further the story about what sources I took it from, and how much time and effort it took to confirm the data, I said goodbye to the graduate degree.

In Moscow captured modern Robin Hood, he took money from corrupt and hid at his apartment, because no one else in this world trusted.
“Freedom to Yuri Detochkin!”

A minute of "black humor"
A new crematorium was opened in Novorossiysk.
You can go to the sea, get away.
and dust.

YYYY :
In Russia, we have all the rules.
I heard the news yesterday.
Pensioners will be paid 5k
said well

The xxx:
told to whom?

YYYY :
The Russians, the Americans are bad and Hillary Clinton is breathing.
I hate Americans.
Russia forward
The 18th election said my vote is very important, I will go.
In general, in vain I had not watched the news before, I did not know the real state of affairs in the country

XX: Most of the population does not even imagine how many, in fact, are deceived with the help of the “World Wide Web”. We have an amazing people, for thirty years we are deceived by everyone who can, and we only strengthen. Seventy years of Soviet power completely ruined people - they began to believe in Law, Order, Justice. And most can’t get rid of this atheism.

A: I got married this way :'-(

B: You are not alone.

A: At least three of us.

C: Three

A: No guys, you are three. I am cuddling.

And there the rabbit took and swam.
Qx87: You imagine it was floating!
Qx87: They can swim
Qx87: About Grandpa Mazai we have been fooled all our lives
Qx87: Oh my God!
Qx87: What is it?
Qx87: You can’t trust anyone.

Horses can swim too.

Chat controversy over the blocking of porn sites:

xxx>time to come up with import replacement: I offer chebuporn.рф/skrepporn.рф
yyy>aga, and all the clips - 20 minutes moving in the semi-dark blanket
yyy> under the Lube group

Oleg sleeps in the bedroom.
Not because there is nowhere to sleep.
Not to worry your spouse.
Tough behavior

XXX: That’s what you can believe me.
yyy: said a random guy from the internet

Children's book about sex
At the end of the nineties, as a conscientious mother, I read this book to my four-year-old. The child thought carefully, then asked the most important thing for himself: “Where is the valve?”

Is this an old battery?
nn: This is a battery, it needs to be charged.
How do you know what a battery is?
nn: Here it is "Rechargeable".
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[‎15.‎09.‎2016 12:26] Bush: Are you in place?
[‎15.‎09.‎2016 12:27] Admin: Good morning. So far yes
[‎15.‎09.‎2016 12:27] Booth: ask
[‎15.‎09.‎2016 12:27] Admin: ask
[‎15.‎09.‎2016 12:27] Bush: What does he not want to sign el.key
[‎15.‎09.‎2016 12:27] Admin: offended
[‎15.‎09.‎2016 12:27] Bush: still like
[‎15.‎09.‎2016 12:27] Admin: may the key not be that?and :)
[‎15.‎09.‎2016 12:28] Buch: :^) God, I am a fool))))

xxx: Try to recall the school and the number of people who could understand math and geometry perfectly. Usually 1-3 of the whole class, and most often 1. These are potential programmers.
yyy: No, these are potential gods who will model turbulent streams. And potential programmers are those who know that in the summer, warm clothes should be placed in the closet further away, and light clothes closer, this is sufficient level of logic to be able to write the sorting with a bubble.

I was 14-15 years old then, swimming with the boys on the "background", in the liman, where the fishermen's seaters stand. The depth there is not large from 2 to 3 meters, but you can drown and in a spoon can, as they say. And for us, young boys, to jump from a seiner or a fishing boat is our favorite activity, for which we were relentlessly chased and pinched, if caught, by a local guard.



In fact, on one of those days, the son of a local father went to swim with us, let’s say Vanya (he was then 12-13 years old). We were a man 6-8, everything was fun and cool, jumped from the seiner - came back (to n do), until they heard a loud scream "A who is there laze, the pids were small, I'm getting your ears, e* your mother! (The unimaginable Hersh Surzhik : ))” We immediately into the water, and hide under the seiner (on the feed of the fig was such where the nets are strapped, under it is convenient to hide). Everything is okay, we sit quietly for five to seven minutes, the security guard walks on the deck and says, “Well, you’re going to catch us now,” and then one of the guys screams, “He’s dressed up, he’s going to catch us now.” We all give a hole in the opposite side of the sink (meters 100-150).



Swimming means that the guard from behind mates, I swim near the Bath and I begin to notice that he is getting stronger and stronger behind, and he is swimming somehow wrong, the water almost reaches the nose, and swim only 50 meters, I tell him I say, "Wanna! Go ahead faster.” He doesn’t react to me, he doesn’t even look at me. I realized that he was already drowning, even though his head was still above the water. Immediately remembered the terrible stories of how the drowning, in panic, drowned the one who saved him. I cried out to the boys from that shore that they would press the camera from the car on which they were swimming, and he swam to the bathroom, got more air, and dive, took it under his mouse, his feet got to the bottom, and I stand hold it as much as the air is enough, so 2-3 times dive, and again dive. As a result, the guys pressed the camera and we pulled Vanya out. This is not a heroic but a real story.

If a girl says, “I like the sense of humor in guys,” it doesn’t mean you have to try to joke, it means you have to laugh at her jokes.

- Ivanova, why didn't you bring 500 rubles to repair the school?

I did not break her!

We were recently called by an uncle in anger, the company we work with agreed to hire him, but when he already told his current employer that he wanted to resign, and actually wrote a statement, suddenly they went to the hustle, in short, refused.

I call the staff manager and ask what happened.

Have you visited his VKontakte page?

No, what is there?

Come in and see.

She gives me a user ID, I start posting photos. Apparently nothing special. Here he is fishing, here he is on the beach with a glass in his hand, and with the blue sea behind, in general, a standard set of ordinary nonsense, which is filled with millions of other exactly the same pages in social networks.

It looks like nothing criminal.

There is nothing criminal. But how do we work with a person who is being photographed in the background of a carpet?

I look further, and I see his smiling face on the backdrop of the carpet.

What is this like?

Well, if you don’t see anything wrong with this, then it puts into question our work with you. The whole internet already knows that the carpet on the wall is a moped. And if someone does not know this, it means that this someone is living apart from reality and modernity. I’m not talking about plebey fun like beer and fishing.

- Listen, but he is not a glamorous creator, but an ordinary engineer on heating equipment! What is he, in silk smoking, to let the hypocritical tear on the production of "Vaginal Monologue"?

Yes, the conversation is over.

I call my uncle and I say:

You will laugh when you know why you were rejected.

He explained the reason, but the uncle, for some reason, did not laugh.