What is the best thing to do in our farm?

It is best to drink vodka with water.

http://www.russianmontreal.ca/index.php?do=cat&category=kretinki

I sit with a friend and watch a movie.
The xxx:
What an eight-bit music.
YYYY :
It is a piano.
xxxxxxxxxxx:
O_O

I stood smoking by the window.
The window on the road.
[dante]: Some pedos on a motorcycle chases here on an empty road at 4 p.m.
[dante]: When he passed by me once at 6 o’clock, I thought "you were fucking fucking fucking"
He was fucking.
[dante]: happiness I sit thinking "the job I have in the refrigerator to eat appeared"
I’ll be here in 15 minutes...

The shit of the day just died:) went to the store in a push for the small needs of the body. I think about the meaning of being as suddenly in another cabin I hear a sound clearly corresponding to the needs of the air out of my ass, but at the same time I have a phone call where Valery Kippels reports a wild scream "I am free"... with a wild rust escaped from the blow:)

My friends drove in an electric car without a ticket the next day.
XXX is Hello! How did they arrive?! to
UUU: Well, indeed instead of 30 to 60 rubles paid))
I have a penalty! ?
UUU: Well, a fine of 30 rubles, and we are stupid on the question "you ticket to write out?" said yes...)))

The number of days in the ordinary year in the binary system 101 101 101 - mill, the creators of the calendar clearly said something wrong

I argue with a girl.
You understand, we take, and you give, and if there is a lot of someone, we say that she is fucking.
No, for example, on a drunk, if the girl got drunk and went to bed, why stick to her, because she can give...

The curtain...

And I like the poster at our zoo: "Hold a tree, grind a grass, talk to the rising sun."" So I want to add "Say no to drugs!"

Dialogue between the teacher and the student at the lecture.
Q: Why don’t you write a lecture?
C: And I have a pencil self-writing... he writes himself.
Q: It is good that it is not a whistleblower!

Example of what a gay parade should be

Reviews on the site for the sale of miniature wireless cameras, there are people:

1: I needed a micro-video camera because the butterflies are scared when you bring a VHS video camera to them and they have a male penis in the female. Now that I installed a micro video camera. The butterflies stopped being scared, they now even like it and they pose. thank you.

2: I was a... ride dealer, put a camera in the eye of the door, and when I was shot in the door, I would have suffered my gallow before, and now, fuck... ride 100 views for a new camera, I will be weakened. I recommend the FSSI to everyone.

and carried
I’ll see this quote on the tower: I’ll remove the VOV, get rid of it, sign up for a barbecue, stop drinking beer and bring my girlfriend to a expensive restaurant.

by Milord:
Or is. Four and a half years ago, my place was in the box office. So they sat.
And it was accepted that when an insurance agent came to take out the money collected from clients, he must come in and call his name loudly in the following form - "I am Ivanov!" or "I am Petrov!"
End of working day. Everyone is steamed, no one’s head is cooking anymore. The agents ended for two hours. And then a man comes in and loudly says, “Bravo, I AM DEAD!”and "
The senior cashier, after a minute pause, blamelessly dividing his hands - "And what can I help?".

by Milord:
My uncle’s name was Alexander.

by Loka-Alanie
The irony of fate :D

by Milord:
Oh well Hole. and )

by Loka-Alanie
Can you imagine how he was at school?

by Loka-Alanie
Someone walks in the hallway and asks: “Who of you died?”?" - "I..." - "Let’s go with us..."

Go to save the sick! My uncle said when he went to work. In the morge.

The bed
The first day as a waitress.

Alexandria
Yes, it’s terrible to work (

The bed
What is that?)

Alexandria
Shortly before the end of the working day falls a half drunk man with aunt in an even more drunk state. I got the menu, everything is done. In three minutes I will receive the order. A man with a cluttered tongue says, "I need 150 vodka, and the girl to fight on the sand." Noting my astonishing look adds: "Well a cocktail like this"

The bed
O_O

Alexandria
I am glad that God has not given me a natural cleverness. Second after five I realized what he meant "Sex on the beach"... x_X

Mitrich: There is nothing worse for a company than a stupid but courageous Sisadmin.

Well, if that happened.

If I see this quote on Basha, I will cut off my male dignity.

– Listen, I have a question, you’re like a ball in the photo, you should probably know...
Give it
Why is the lens round and the photos are rectangular?? to
–...

Just as I walked through the street, I heard:
Are we going to marinate mushrooms? The girl asked her grandmother. No, we’re going to eat them. My grandmother said and laughed strangely.

I like how my mom talks to my girlfriend.
Hello, my girl, the golden sponges!! to
Let her girlfriend only flourish and shine... and she says to her:
What do you want from me, a prostitute in a shirt?