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[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №102819
 15.09.2014
I understand why you gathered here. Did I go naked?

and VSV

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №102818
 15.09.2014
"Smart" and physically healthy

I once tried to call an ambulance when in two hours her temperature rose from 37 to 39.5. So in an emergency there was one answer - go to the emergency therapist. And they didn’t even worry about the time – half six in the morning.

Emergency for the person whose leg is broken to provide "ambulance" help. The fight had severe consequences.
If there is a fever, there are medications. Take a taxi and get lucky yourself.
Such a feeling that soon people will not be able to wash and will call a special service.
And yes, the temperature always rises quickly. It doesn’t grow all day. I can get up in half an hour.
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What you’re writing is just 1/100 of what the SP exists for, don’t believe it! This service was originally created so that people could get emergency medical care and be quickly delivered to the medical center. The institution. People die not only from broken legs or injuries in a fight... But yes, the ambassadors see more, they only have such reasons to call 03.
A sharp rise in temperature, and even below 40 - a reason to cause PMS. Because 40 is a boundary temperature that can lead to severe consequences. And yes, linen may not be removed or there was no medicine in the house.

[ + 23 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №102817
 15.09.2014
Anastasia: I did not expect the cockroaches to hide today, did not have time to hide. I usually get up at 12-13, today at 7, they are all sitting on the walls, sleeping. I covered them all :)

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №102816
 15.09.2014
Commentary on YouTube:

For those who have more likes than views, you need to delete the system32 folder and the lies will stop.

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №102815
 15.09.2014
In a green shirt
Uneven and salivary bite
She also suddenly loves
ficus

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №102814
 15.09.2014
Joe is a fan of Russian culture. He asks for me:
Sing something Russian. Here I know one song: "Call the menya to drink"... Show some Russian dance! I know one. It is called “prisyadka”. He is very popular in Russian clubs and discos.

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №102813
 15.09.2014
A church built on stolen money is not a pass to heaven.

[ + 44 - ] Comment quote №102812
 15.09.2014
Now my daughter cries out of my wife’s bedroom:
and APA! See what I taught Barry!
I come and see: our dog lies on the half of the wedding bed, the child turned her on a bigudi head, placed a tablet and a plate with bits of pepper, hid and says to me:
Barry will show her mom. Barry and Ritchie!
I am afraid to tell my wife...

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №102811
 15.09.2014
The Earth says to Mars:
Do you know what is? People came to me. They run, shoot, explode something. What to do?
Mars is answering:
I also had it once. Do nothing, they will go by themselves.

[ + 33 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №102810
 15.09.2014
Yesterday Uncle Sasha came to visit with a bottle. They closed up with the bats in the shore, ate and pulled them into creation. In no condition built overnight a generator for Uncle Sasha building a bath in Zalesny, where there is no elect. Crawling such, on the frame with wheels, painted, glued the aluminum cover from the old player with the pressed PHILIPS. It was worse than buying... With an electric drive, mla. Yes!!! The generator turns from the electric motor.

[ + 27 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №102809
 11.09.2014
here
Ageing is when you write your real age when you create a character in Fallout 2.

Not all is so bad, if you can still choose the real age.

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №102808
 11.09.2014
>> Gay people in the Russian Federation never had the opportunity to get married. Their rights were not infringed because they never existed.

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №102807
 11.09.2014
They are descendants of aristocrats. If I drag a rocket to them on the lawn, they will be very surprised, but this will be expressed in the fact that they will raise their eyebrows and say, "O. Rocket installation. We’re not sure if it fits the style of landscape design, but we appreciate your taste and be sure to consult with the gardener.

[ + 19 - ] Comment quote №102806
 11.09.2014
This is what girls mean.
Once he said his about the fun, said, on which side do not insert the flash, you will always first fall on the wrong side.
What she got her, where the usual nail lacquer is marked on the upper side. Genius and simple!

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №102805
 11.09.2014
Here, say, synchronous translator P. enters very steep and very expensive training courses. At the same time, this is all happening around - and here, therefore, British pronunciation, upper-German intonation and other cute chamber tasks. And the synchronist translator P. complains to his friend, the civil servant E., that he feels seriously confused. What will I do after my training courses? He is asking. - I invest a year of time, a lot of money and effort - and who in the current political atmosphere in a year will need Russian translators-synchronists?“Learn, learn,” said the official sadly. Don’t worry, they will be needed.” “Who, who?” the synchronist translator asks. “And in Nuremberg, in Nuremberg to translate,” replies sadly the civil servant.
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Destroyed by Linor Horalik.

[ + 25 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №102804
 11.09.2014
xxx: Is the radius of the defeat of the bull so severe that after hitting Kiev - London will remain in ruins?
Scotland: Don’t take Scotland! The new federal district.

[ + 43 - ] Comment quote №102803
 11.09.2014
here here :
Oh the hoodie!! Write all your debts on debt.ly! Why write here? And about the appearance and about the eyebrows and about everything else... And write here funny and you can sometimes sad, but with an anecdote at the end. Thanks to everyone :)
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Where is an anecdote?

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №102802
 11.09.2014
xxx: эх, would give up everything and do landscape design...
Do you dig the rocks?

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №102801
 11.09.2014
In the interior of space at a distance of about 6500 light-years from Earth there is a giant cloud of alcohol.
Where are the astronauts recorded?? to
It is mainly methyl alcohol (commonly known as wood alcohol), not suitable for drinking.
So brutally breaking the dreams of mankind!! to

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №102800
 11.09.2014
XXX: I worked for a couple of years under the leadership of a woman-energist, in technical terms there were norms, the man was smarter and more experienced than me, and this from the bosses is pleasant to see. More complicated with character, you do not chew matte, you will not talk about breasts, you will not play cards, you will not drink vodka at all.

YYY: If I drank vodka with her, I could not just talk about breasts.

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