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It was a very hard day. Three quotes with the main one remain unknown.

I think whether to go to a store or make food from what is.
Yyy: Go to the store
You don’t give my talents a chance.
yyy: I just think that once you have visited such a question, you will not even cook a tail bowl there, because the tail is over.

In the area of St. Petersburg. Education stands routes that go to the area. Payment takes place on the principle - the route has been picked up or the time of departure has come, the driver has passed and collected money from everyone.

So here is the "sell" (in fact stood, because there are no seating seats anymore) I am in this road, holding a half-cockpit and waiting for the driver to come in. The people are already starting to boil, say we went, Friday, summer, hot, we want to go home. Finally, a "guest from the CIS" appears and with the words "Sell for travel, yes" begins to collect money. Our citizens, who have been sitting for a long time, are beginning to be upset about what pass has already been passed and what a hurm is. No more interesting flight selection, what and how.

The result: the left man came in, gathered from all the people sitting in the route for 50 rubles. (We are remembering. That there are no free seats) and with the words "Now I will smoke and we will go" dropped down at sunset.

The people said that the man even gave up.

Z. Z. I. Who is interested - Places in the stall about 25. 25 x 50 = 1250 rubles.

I do not pay alimony - nobody knows, so I do not violate the law. I fake documents - no one knows, the law is not broken. Will murder cease to be a crime if the body is removed? It smells like a psychiatrist.

Yyy: Well, if the killed psychiatrist has already begun to smell, then the clear thing is better to get rid of.

Today, the head of the administration announced the start of the heating season. But the miracle did not happen. It is half the twelfth.
What are you worried about? The order has half an hour to fulfill.
And then then?
And then it will turn into a butterfly...

Every country should have its own Zhirinovsky.
YYY: In North Korea?
xxx: Zhirinovsky in North Korea is strenuous. The Asians in principle always bear, and so the eagle will be ten times larger.
Yyy: He is only shot for that, without going into politics.
xxx: "Called from China, asked not to scream"

It was 2002. I lived in a dormitory. There were seven hungry students in my block. The scholarship was partially selected by the bodybuilders, partially drunk and spent on nonsense, and some did not have it at all. Most of the month lived for 10-20 rubles a day. The diet almost always consisted of fast-cooked dishes. We cooked the broth in the pot "for all" and all this was brotherly shared. On one such day, we all dropped 5-10 rubles, whoever could, and I went to the store.



As soon as I turned around the corner, I heard a whistle of brakes, a blow, and then the sky. He stood up, ripped off from the snow and saw the driver’s eyes shattered by fear. The driver asked if I was okay, if I could go, pulled 5 thousand in the hand and quickly washed.



I did not think for a long time to buy products for all the money. We lived on these foods for almost two months, and the dinner that evening was one of the happiest and most delicious in my life.

The expedition, led by Franklin, consisting of 129 soldiers and officers, went in 1845 to search for the Northwest Passage, the sea route from the Atlantic Ocean to the Pacific.

It is a pity that they did not take the sailors with them.

liquid washing powder. !! byIt is a pound!The marketing genius.

My grandmother is funny! As the youth slang hears, remembers and uses it in the home. Today we sit and drink tea, and the brother does not go, the grandmother comes in and says, "Gow tea to drink" and laughs :))
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GERR OBER, VO BLAYBT MEIN ESSEN also does not contain matte, but only asks about where the officer has not served food.

I understand everything (and even a little German), but can this question not contain matte?

It is legal, help me.
Here specialists of the most diverse gathered, tell how much is taken into account the will of the deceased in relation to his funeral. Can I write a will with a request to break, give what can be given to those in need of organs, and the rest to sew and burn in the fire in the backyard of my family home? How legal is it? Or is it impossible to burn people in the yard altogether?

Last night, the brother-police told about his wakeful days:

The morning. Call to the row.

The officer: “Lieutenant I... oh, I listen!” - Irritated, he throws the phone and comments: "In half an hour, the third call, it's gone. I need to send the PPS to the address, so that they can get her on the back."

What is there? - clarifies standing next to the Deputy Head of ROVD

Yes, young man, it looks like a buzz. Calls for the third time - asks to deliver the order from the restaurant.

Remember the address?

Looks like, and what?

Call at the address, urgently.

In the end, three animals were tied to the address. Three Southern boys raped a girl in her own apartment. One of them was even her boyfriend. A wide soul man. I decided to share with friends, and the girl did not appreciate the impulse of the soul. He squeezed his face and broke a couple of ribs. The sex party lasted all night. In the morning, I was able to call the police from the city under the pretext of ordering food at the restaurant.

Pornhub is banned in Russia. Power does not tolerate competition.

The pastor went to the old Swenson and found him sick lying in bed. There was a bottle of whiskey nearby.
Is this your last consolation, my son?
There is another bottle in the closet.
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Psychologists who study poorly, after the institute will go to Arbat, drawing psychological portraits

The principled ability to fill the opponent with a moustache allows you to express your views more frankly.

On the day before the holiday, the office, a part of the staff has relaxed, and walks around the offices, looking to eat and drink, or just eat, crush, so to speak, on the hole, on the last working day a piece of cake, cake or pizza.

I sit in the office spit into the ceiling, parallel scratching the mail, where reports, cross-marketing offers, fashion chips have accumulated, it is when you buy a chupa-chops, and you are coupled with a Lexus.

They knock on the door:

Come in, I scream.

A commercial director enters the office.

Alexander, have you left yet?

No, I am answering you.

Do you have an iPhone charging?

and no. I don’t have an iPhone.

by Daaa? She is surprised. Which of you?

What’s the difference, Tan? The charger will not fit anyway.

Just interesting.

I showed her a Chinese ballayka bought for 4 thousand rubles.

Her look, you would see her look. I turned from the director to her into a disgusting wretch, a wretch, the last abandoned wretch to whom it is ashamed to spit even in the wreath.

She even somehow grew up immediately, her back was straight, her chest swung up, her eyes glittered, and her head was automatically lifted up.

How are you so?

She asked me this question as if I had become a disabled person.

Is it on the figure for me?

The question put her in a standstill. Really in Fifa? Why Why? No, I do not dispute the iPhone is a good smartphone. Jobs’ genius created the world’s first good smartphone.

No, and smartphones were created before him, but it was he who was able to make really good. But since then, time has passed. Good now to Figo and more.

Do you go with him? The questioning of Tatiana continued.

and no. I call him, sometimes I go to the internet.

Is the camera good?

I do not know.

Seeing her surprised face, I rushed to explain:

“Than, I have a few good digital soaps, a mirror. I don’t see the meaning of the camera on the phone, I’m not 16 years old.

"Alexander Nikolaevich, frankly, I don't understand, like not poor, they could buy a decent phone.

Nice... Not decent...

In that word, I laughed in my voice.

Once sitting in a coffee shop, “Coffee House” is called, there are gathered middle-level managers who work “under” and sometimes “on”. The entourage itself, the atmosphere of this place makes you immerse yourself in thoughts.

People without housing, with rental houses in Bibirevo, sit and argue about Ferrari, Paris, fashion and what Vasya is bad, because his shoes are cheaper than 15 thousand.

There were two guys sitting next to me, talking about cars. “Fuck, we need to take a BMW,” one thought. “Darling, is there money?” asked the second. "Nea, there is only for Kalina, Logan, but I will not take them, I will subvert or take a loan, in principle, a house can be laid." Well, why take Logan for now, and there... “Did you go crazy?” the friend wondered. “It’s awkward to come to work in such a car!”

– Tan, so explain why? I was interested in conversation.

Well, how... Stylish, status...

And all that?

- There are various applications, the camera is good, - she started listing the functions, more precisely all the 5 functions she knew.

And all that?

What else do I need? She opened her eyes on me.

“Tanush, that’s the thing, I don’t need anything that’s there, you know?

And the status?

In what sense?

“Partners come, clients... They meet on clothes, as they say,” she led the conversation from the technical plane, into the plane of the ponts.

They don’t come to my phone. As soon as a partner tells me, “Sane, listen, I won’t sign the contract until you buy an iPhone, I’ll think,” I smiled.

Maybe I am just getting old? A midlife crisis?

No, you don't think, I dress decently, I look after myself, I have expensive shoes, clocks, Casio for $30, bought 15 years ago, but they are farmed, and pulling a bunch of gold on my hand is somehow dull.

There was some re-evaluation of values, in which for many things I became a star. I can’t understand the thoughts of the people around me.

And maybe, really in negotiations, I look funny with my Chinese Nokia.

Tatiana went and entered.

Sun, are you still here?

Here is me, here is me, here is me, here is me.

Yes, I just went in...

Stay still. Show me the phone? I asked

In the fucking?

Show me, I am not a woman.

He gave me an old Nokia E75. I had it until I turned the slider out.

Do you have an iPhone? I ask you.

What damn did he fall on me?

“Well, how... Image, status,” I began to speak with the words of Tatiana.

What is? Meeked by Mika.

Statue, I have extended it.

Ohkh, San Nikolaevich I threatened such a cottage...mmm... a sauna, two floors, two kitchens. What patio? This is status! Let’s come on the weekend, drink water, without image, status and other motto, he blinked.

To whom are the Canaries. To whom the iPhone, to whom the cottage, I thought.

What is? I asked Misha.

Well, I say you don’t have an iPhone.

Why is?

“It’s hard to be alone,” I smiled.

Where do you get 8 billion dollars?
I fought against corruption. All this money is confiscated, taken away, and sometimes seized from corruptors.
Why didn’t they give money to the state?
Do I look like an idiot? If the money is returned to the budget, they will be stolen again by the same corruptors. So my whole life will go cat under the tail.