The C Forum:
We had a girl in school, they called Zina, everyone irritated her "rubber Zina", she officially changed her name, became Natasha - now everyone irritates her "rubber Natasha"

To quotes about inseparable love and "only friendship" between a man and a woman.
A few years ago I asked one MP to write a page (then I studied in inst) in HTML, he for this reason this HTML and learned... Before this computers were not interested... now he walks in a sweater, beard, and works as a sysadmin...
What I did ='

Only a pedestrian capable of covering the mat can defeat the king.

Prep told the story. He is in the car around the city, there is a phone call for him. The girl:
You can drive a machine to such a stop.
I realized I was wrong, but it makes sense.
- can be
Long to wait?
He was just passing through that stop.
He opens the window and says
Sit down
I should have seen the girl’s eyes.

The electric train enters the platform of Leningrad.
A forty-year-old uncle comes out of the wagon and his grandmother follows him.
(60+), grandfather (60+) and apparently their granddaughter (about 6).
The man stood up to the door and immediately smoked. The grandmother immediately responds (very calmly and quite intelligently): “Young man, why could you not endure a little? The station is there and smoking. The little kids are going.”
Uncle does not react at all. Grandma waits a couple of seconds, it seems that she wants to add something, but then Grandpa puts her hand on her shoulder and very intelligently says, "Why do you, dear, turn to him. Your words will not change this person. There are millions like him today.
And in spite of any words they will smoke with small children, mother with small children, scratch on the floor, beat their wives and children, and vote for Putin.”

It would seem that the curtain can be lowered, no - the uncle turns around, releases smoke and surprisedly asks, "And Putin is what does not please you?"

There is only one problem in Russia: idiots on the roads. And to distinguish them from normal people, they should ride with flashes.

xxx: "Publish your real photos" in the comments to your photos is the best indicator of your beauty :))

In Novosibirsk saw the Honda Fit, on all the rear glass announcement of sale:

I want to sell someone else. His name is Khomeini.
Young in 2004. Up to 1.3 l
Eat little - 500 r / week. cleansed
Call the host at 7913 ******
PS: And his eyes are beautiful - BI-XENON

XX: It may be all the fault of my height 187cm, weight 102kg and characteristic walk, developed by ten years of service in some structures - I don't know, but I can't believe, that in Russia there are gopniks...

and Astral
I also drove on roller coils in the underground transit along the wheelchair trail. The footprints of this trail were held on the back after 2 weeks.)
Spec
That’s because you didn’t have lunch to hold on to.
and Astral
It was because I had no brain.

Friend wrote (RTU - Riga Technical University):
ZY: Among other news from RTU coming to the mail was this:
"Someone "will" Come into the circle of breathing instruments."

In fact, the whole secret is the presence of two blankets. Thus e. You can sleep on one bed, the main thing is to give each one a blanket. Of course, the luck and romance of the game "turn in the blanket stronger" disappears, but the dissatisfaction in the end is much less. (Of the Family Experience)
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But there is another romance - to go to each other under the blanket. It seems that the bed is one, and so many rooms for games... And sleeping is sacred - each under his own :)

“Hello, Alexey, in order to communicate directly with you, I will send you his address and scalp to the mail.”

I always go to work on the same route. And I always thought, humiliating on one of the courtyard shops constantly the people with notes, the students in the CPC.
And yesterday I walked with my own, I see no one on it, and my grit let us sit down, you can jump, we approach the bench and it is written so: You are also wondering why this bench is always crowded?
Well...I thought...my kkk wai fa found)) fucking, as I did not immediately guess

The chief gathers all the subordinates in his office, sits for a long time, looks at them, and so on, and then says, “I gathered you here... Because you are a puzzle!

I honestly don’t understand why I have to get up so early.
In the morning, only the penis and the sun should wake up.

Graduate of Economic Faq. In the service shop, he always orders two halves of the portion of borst. Asked the poet, the answer:
There is one portion of borst with two portions of cream.
Five years of study were not bad.

I came from the institute, turned on the computer, found a clock record with the sounds of the sea and went to sleep, woke up after half an hour in horror from the scream of cups)))

Title on film.ru: "Megan Fox will play a winged circus attraction".
I think the expression "a winged circus attraction" is very suitable as a censorship synonym for "the unknown fucking shit".

On the street, a quick step, almost a run, mother and son go. They are rushing to kindergarten or school. Mother on the go, stumbling, asks: "What? What have you done? Repeat, I didn’t hear...", the boy pauses, repairs the hats that came to his eyes, protrudes his chest and proudly, with joy, answers: "I’m in love!"