[10.09.2014 9:39] Today I was convinced in the saying "accidentalities are not accidental": yesterday on the lighthouse I met a girl quite not bad, but in her initially I was interested in her socks. Fuck him well. He went down to the subway and stood up in the wagon. I do not strict anyone. He turns his head and stands next to him. Okay I think sometimes. He got out of the car and made a transfer. She is sitting again. What for? In the end, she may accept me and the maniac who is watching her. The first came out of the car. Already standing at the lighthouse turned around and saw her going again. I already think - well, it would be just an abyss if she lives in my house, but not. I think okay. Today at work I go out of the toilet (and we have different cabins and one dishwasher) and she enters. She was shorter on the floor than I was working.

The Torrent Tracker:
Canadian porn actress in the Indian horror film, here even pushing is scary, not what to watch))))))

Kosiak Kosiak - Another antivirus message popping up on the screen at the Kaspersky Lab event

xxx: sex on porn sites in the Gay section was visited.
XXX: The new iPhone is presented.

Did you finally break up with Daesh? and ;)
I even removed her user from the console :D
Oh yeah, that’s really serious ?

Why do our people so love to create problems with their own hands and then weep and complain about an unhappy life? Why: 1) Buy in credit all kinds of shit, wanting to get puzzled, and then for months to sit on the bench 2) Give birth and raise children in the utility 3) Years to live with unloved spouses 4) Blame the government, but not to move a finger to bring in order yourself or your home 5) A lifetime to dream about something, but do nothing to realize a dream. 6) Having money, bring your teeth to such a state that it remains only to crack 7) Maintain relationships with clearly inadequate relatives who do not put you in anything.

People, let logic and common sense come with you!

>>...And when a child arranges hysteria about the lost puddle, not only at two nights you will be confused, believe it....<<

A child at the age of consciousness of the "lost snail" at two o'clock at night should sleep. If the child suddenly starts at 2 p.m. crying, it indicates serious health problems. Whether with physical health, or with mental health, or with the child, or with his parents...

The Stranger:
From the description of one job of a large oil company: "Conditions: remote work 20/10, accommodation in comfortable wagons, hot food"

Well yes. Very remote work.

You are ruining everything! I am offended by you!
What do I "destroy all"? I do what you ask me! They are not offended for this!
I know you don’t know women :D

I decided to set up my life, in 3 days I wrote 2 sheets with things and plans... Today I decided to start performing and realized that I lost them (

The call:
We were just there, looking at a long black chair.
– Yes...
I want a white short.

Dialogue with a girl colleague, who again came to work at 13:30 with a free schedule, and suffers from it.

YYY: I’m all trying to introduce the regime.
XXX: And where is he?
I am leaving work on time.

In my office today again was filmed some high-spiritual Russian series - not that "The Curve Against Gorbatho", not that "The wide-spread legs of Dusi Raspriskina". I stood, I smoked, I watched the process: they shouted "Motor!", a crazy mass woman ran, a BNV ha-six (white color - probably a melodrama, not a militant) - and here suddenly the roar of a wounded bison is spread: "Achtizhopthoucherekrommylo!!!". Oh, I think, it’s a bit like – probably about the bandits! But the process stops - and the screams begin. It turns out that the picture was parked (completely according to the rules) car, but the owner could not be found, despite the "Call, if it interferes..." on the glass - it turns out, the man stupidly forgot the phone in the ashes. Then the filmmakers promptly turned Belarus into the Russian Federation, sticking the numbers with imitation of Russian number marks. And it has to happen that the car enthusiast approached his "cockpit" unnoticed and saw that the car is no longer quite his.

After the iPhone presentation:

Stas: You, the insidious seductor, distracted me from the iPhone presentation.
[23:05:33] Julia: (sun) Well I am better
Do you photograph well?
[23:08:25] Yulia: Yes
What is your permission?
[23:10:43] Julia: Different (depending on what I wear)
[23:11:36] Stas: Are you watching your user?
[23:12:53] And for myself and for the user)
[23:14:57] Stas: Lan, I will think)
[23:15:55] Julia: Give me those 32 thousand :D
[23:17:11] Staz: Figa se)
So what is better for you?
Julia: I didn’t say I was more profitable
[23:18:29] Stas: And by guarantee what?
[23:19:20] Julia: What another guarantee) If I break - then so should be)
[23:19:40] Stage :D

xxxh: I'm not on the go right now, just explain, on the figa had to arrange this hysteria yesterday in the right place? I agree, it was silly.
It’s because I’m a girl.
I think that when 'I'm a girl' is the only excuse for capriciousness, the guys begin to think seriously about the pros of homosexuality.
We, by the way, broke up with the former caretaker because he was a pedicure.
I saw him later with another girl. Probably in front of friends.
XHH: of course! by Facepalm

XXX is. for linguistically limited: the word "boyacca" came from the Belarusian language, where
It was long before the falls.

Yyy: Oh, that’s where the advice came from going to Bobruisk :)

I am very happy with the students today :D
xxx: I walk past the sporting venue near the school, and there was just the phyzra of the march went
xxx: and they were there kind of "happy starts" - two teams, one person runs, who is faster
xxx: well, and clear shit or stands rave type "Run faster!"," Shew the buttons!" and etc. and so on.
xxx: and through this the fierce voice of somebody "A no-ka,Tohah, chiki-briki and in the ladies!"

We hire a project manager.
He assigned us an interview for 3 hours.

You need to lie on the bed, but one
Put your foot on the floor. Helicopters
They stop! Learned by acquaintance
Biologist, working without fault"

Fuck, where were you when I was young... Now I can’t get drunk before helicopters, so I want to check...

Cultural man and hamit polite.