J: You’re always either angry with me, or you’re offended, or you want me. Is the third not given?

M: The Fourth

You’ve gotten into trouble with your security service.
WOW: What is it for?
Who yesterday ticked the unfortunate cat's nose with the screams "This is a flight, a fighter!!and "
WOW: I don't have to suck under the bars, the next time I'll press off and force the floors to shake.

I met on the net with a girl, began to rewrite... well as always, what you do...
I: What kind of music do you listen to?
She is different.
And what about the genre?
She is: Rarely

I went to computer yesterday.
He opened the system and was confused. How could I make a computer, open the system, turn off the screw, assemble the system and hand it to the master?
Well, that’s not the point... while I did, the little Danilka (son of the hostess) wore around the apartment and showed me all the differences he had (by the way, I was with them for the first time and saw him for the first time). At the end of the show, he came on a big...
When I got home, he asked me, “Where are you?” I say: "home"
Attention to! "Dac you stay, I won’t tell Dad". Mom is in shock, I am in shock, Dad is at work. The Curtain

For unsuccessful wishes is not a salary, but money.

From the listener.
Everyone is talking about “House 2”. According to statistics, during
The number of television broadcasts in the country is significantly reduced.
and murders.
– It turns out, those who watch “House 2” and those who commit murders are alone.
The same people!? to

Sources close to the GUVD report details of yesterday’s accident: it turned out that the “Bentley” downed pedestrians were in a sect of suicides, and in their pockets carried heroin and the Kremlin explosion plan.

The ragepanda:
I was afraid to go to a job interview. If only the work was normal! :)
I started to google on this issue, read a bunch of different calming techniques, articles on psychology, but only one thing helped:
"Imagine an interview is just a new level in your favorite computer game" lol
Imagine it is all OK.)

In the army there is no concept - it is cold, there are concepts:
1) Fresh
2) Very fresh
3) Fuck me in the mouth such a freshness....)))

My friends go abroad for vacation for the first time.
She: I need a new swimsuit.
You have not been seen in the old.

Sorry, of course for UG but my grandfather died so that the Police Police were not called.

xxx: friends, now probably many people know in Ocean cake for half the price. The first time after the cake, there was a very strong poisoning in me, my mom and sister. Decided that it was in the manufacturer, after a while decided to try a little piece of cake. Today it is again trouble, trouble. How are you?
While I am saving coal, enterosgel and diet, maybe there is another remedy?
Do not try a cake that has already been poisoned.

YYY (22:16:54 14/09/2010)
My cat has a name, Caesar.

XXX (22:17:03 14/09/2010)
Why is?

YYY (22:17:35 14/09/2010)
He licked his eggs and his ass at the same time. At the same time, he sits in front of the kitchen, watching when he is fed.

I work in the fleet..I have to go to such places where even the phone catches an antenna once a week. And you know what?!...
I fucking am happy!! to

Start of study.
September 2, the first day of class. Next to the schedule stands a young man, apparently confused. He leads his finger on the glass, something bats, he will not find what he needs.
She goes by in a good mood, decides to help the poor. The further dialogue:

Can’t you figure it out? Can you find your couple?
I don’t know how to see a pair of audiences. What are the lines?
Now we will find. What is your course, first?
At least the fifth...

Primary :
Remember Pushkin "there on unknown paths traces of unseen animals"?

The Elephant:
well

Primary :
I have such a shit in the cage. He stood with Dr. in the hallway.

Primary :
They came to wash their hands.

Primary :
It is there that evolution has advanced to the simplest vertebrates already.

Primary :
As a goddess, I cleaned up.

Primary :
Shake up, here we live happily here, breeding up, pissing about the hf, lechino puza... and here the shit! From above from the sky such a hand with a washer in the foam

Primary :
The shit of civilization.

I went to the car school today.
You are burning!
Emily, I am still silent.
Forget the fucking shit!!! to

Diana (17:50:03 14/09/2010)
I don’t like a goat, I had two boys when I was 15, they were 20 and both goats.
kipling (17:50:31 14/09/2010)
I had two Dianas in my life, and both were fools.
Diana (17:51:56 14/09/2010)
Go you go

XXX: How subtle our measures on the Day of the City:
Today, the city of Nikolaev, the Nikolaev region, and in general, all of Ukraine has the most important thing – it has people!
XXX: They have, as they have...

The house is undergoing major repairs, the stands are dismantled, it is perfectly heard what the neighbors say from below. Dad and son.
Son: Dad, can you dry a man’s eye with a vanity?
Father (thinkingly): Well then you will dry his whole face...
What about a little Vanessa?