When a husband's wife is whining about the appearance, this is normal, because the men look on average on the drum, and if not reminded, then this appearance they will neither shave nor fasten on all the buttons. But to drop on the brains of the grandmother, who is already getting over the extra pounds in the ass, and even joke with the people, it’s wasted.

c) The tail is not

Recently explained to the cat that he is like eating for nothing, and there is no point in him, only on the table at night he gathers nuts. It would be time for him to live on the street. After that, the cat strangely began to sleep at the doorstep at the entrance to the apartment. I was able to explain his behavior only by the fact that the cat arranged to guard the apartment, and with all his appearance showed his benefit, only not to live on the street. But the anger at the table did not stop.

We win competition by lowering prices. Only we lack that money, let us have the teas. Choose us and go on. Because of low prices.

Vlad: Trust is like paper, once you remember, it will no longer be perfect.

But there is a straw ;)

Agatha: Uttug is a great way to repay debts, but not trust, imho

Mobile game discussion "Elections Simulator"
XXX: And are future elections not a simulator?
Yyy: You can influence the outcome in the game at least.

I track the package on the site of the Russian Post, the status is not updated for 24 hours, although I know that I am already in the sorting of my post office. The inscription becomes unexpected: "a failed attempt to deliver"

A fresh shit.
The Taxi! If you sounded 100, you should get 100.
If you have 100 on the counter, you have to get 100.

Teas are not included - they are given from above.
If the counter is 100, and you take 125 from a customer - then there is a high probability that the next customer instead of money will make you a swipe.

The change in the price of the service must be agreed with the customer before the provision of the service. Otherwise, they will send you. This is fraud in its pure form.

And on the question of pricing - swear a penny to the owner.

>>> Abbreviated - ISIL
We complete the project in America on their components
How do you think they will form...or they will come...man in black... ? to? to

ISIS in English.
By the way, a good illustration of the intellectual level of suppliers of budget institutions.

Comments to the article on the installation of the first interactive board in the city at the stop:
Children are dispersed
You were told: with an anti-vandal corps!!!! to
They said to you, “Children!

The doctors bowed over me.
They say excitedly.
All in Latin, only the main
A thoughtful child.

Before the lesson of geometry, one of her classmates runs through everything and says that she will prove the theorem, to learn the proof of which was a homework. No one has to argue, we need an assessment.



We go to class and sit down. The classmate pulls her hand to prove the theorem and goes out to the board. Here I see that this girl begins a panic attack. It turns out, the teacher, in order not to waste time at the lesson, drawn a drawing to the theorem on the board in advance, but the summits of the figures signed with other letters (not in that order)... Everything went missing... because the classmate learned the proof of the theorem NOW, straight, his mother, as a poem... and change at least one letter in the drawing - a failure, because what she learned, she did not understand at all, just a set of sentences...



But I must say that the classmate quickly found a way out. She grabbed the cloth and quickly rewrote the letters at the top of the figures (there was no choice). And he began to read his poem, with a feeling, expressively)))) and it is appropriate to read the poem))).



Everyone, of course, understood everything - including the teacher, but she did not interrupt her, listened to the end and made an assessment.



It has been 14 years since I graduated from school, but I still remember this case... And now to my eldest son (2nd grade), when we do lessons, I always say that the main thing is to understand the meaning, and then everything else will be easy and simple.

I sell an avito LG phone my, almost new and with a bunch of accessories, as I gave friends on DR a new reason. The buyer calls, we negotiate, we agree on a meeting that he will come to our house after 19:00.



In about an hour, a call from an unknown number. A woman’s voice rings out of tension: “Allo, do you sell skies?”

Sorry, you may be wrong, I answer.

You are shit! I know where you live: Malenkovsky street, home(××). I will be there at 19. 00 and all the zenks you scratch out, you will know how to turn with other men, the ski hall of heroes - saliva and anger straight out of the phone speaker.



I was a little rushed. But the two times mentioned "skis" led to the thought:

Of course come here. The LG phone that will come man at 19. 00 to buy, obviously does not take it, a stitch with stools and the phone itself is clearly a female model.



Silence from the phone for half a minute and, “Oh, girl, sorry. Probably true to me on my birthday... Sadly only b/u gifts, but the truth is not to fat now... Nerves and anger popped... I look at his phone “Sky”. What skies in September I think, Kobe... I apologize again.”



God, don’t give me such jealousy and mistrust to my husband.

What fool did you put on?
I never turned it off.

Chort, my friend, how old I am.
YYY: Why is it?
xxx: Today I realized that I'm not looking for a relationship for the sake of 'body' pleasures, but ready for sex for the sake of relationships.

"In Moscow a man with a tail robbed a student".

And I could have killed the old woman, the old man!

It was such an aristocrat that his dogs were nobles - d'Oberman, d'Ogi and

d's and the wicked

I have the feeling that the nine lars found in the colonel are a clever advertising company of the Ministry of Internal Affairs. How many young people want to work there!

I (eat the cake) suits my son (3 years old).
Q: Do you eat cake?! to
I: No, this is a fruit baking cake, do you want a piece?
C: No, I don’t like baking.
I know, I know, I know...

In fact, the first meaning of the word ass is a donkey. Which has ears. Moreover, in Jerome's time it was the only meaning in the written language; the meaning of "Jop" appeared much later. So the translation is correct.

I will add, the British "ass" (asshole) rebirthed into the American "ass" (jopa) through the idiom "asshole". In the original - "the donkey hole", which subsequently changed the smiles to simply "the donkey", because Americans like to shorten words to one, usually the first slang. Thus, the English "seat" turned into the American "jopa". But we laugh at them not just because of that :)

It was a long time ago, when there were no routes and people were often travelling along the way... I went by car from Volgograd to Moscow, on a business trip. On the "cross" in Ilovl stands an elderly woman with flowers and cake, of course stopped, asked..."Where? So far away, straight away, not reaching Mikhailovki! My son’s birthday is coming to him. And all the way she told him how good he was... As she said, not coming to the city, asks to stop. I say, let me wait until the son comes... “Yes, he’s out!” The cross is worth... How at that moment I wanted to turn home, to my mother...