My ex has been stunned. I come home, I look, wandering like a thunder cloud, steam from my nose is about to whisper. I ask what happened, what hurt? The answer is: Nothing!! I am again, dear, if anything happens, let’s find out and try to solve the problem. In response, I told you that nothing happened!!! And he runs into the room, leaving you to think about what you blamed for. After some reflection, I decide that my conscience is clean and after a snack I sit down to read or watch the zombie book.
After a pause, she runs out. How can you have fun when I am so upset? So what happened???? Nothing!! to
The nerves hit capitally.

I sit in the accounting office, the day of the Zeppe, comes the Aitishnik-Buryat with the words "You Russians do not value traditions at all, you do not pay tribute to the Mongols".
The descendants of Genghis Khan.

... we had time to try out research methods, organizational forms of work and, as always, all the time when we were not very busy, we were attracted to various consultations. About one of them I want to tell you here, because it immediately showed how the processing of information in the Chukchi (it was mostly right-handed, figurative) differs from the processing of information by the subordinate population, which, like the main population in the USSR, was left-handed (i.e. left-handed). processing information in a verbal and logical manner.
It was an eleven-year-old boy who was unable to overcome the threshold of class 3 and although he was a offspring deer farmer, he was sent to an auxiliary school to study the profession of steward. A month after entering the school, he escaped from it and went to his 300 km-distance brigade.
To assess his intellectual abilities, it was important for us to ask him in detail about the circumstances of his escape.
How many days would it take you to get to the brigade?
I didn’t think I knew it was about 6 days.
How did you know this?
From there, the way to the brigade. When we were taken to this school by helicopter, I was watching the tundra all the time.
What did it give you?
I knew where to go and how long the journey would take.
Thunder is the same everywhere.
Then the boy looked at me with a sincere contempt and said:
Tundra is different everywhere.

The office.
I wanted to say at work, Friday is a short day! Let’s go at 4?
Today is Friday, a short day!! Let’s go on Thursday. 😉 The entire office has a pat table.

The most common style of swimming is to swim slowly with fat.

Sign of the Statute
There was a drunk officer at the Admiralty. Paul I, noticing this, ordered the guilty to be arrested.
According to the statute, before you arrest, you must replace me.
The officer came to execute the ruler's orders.
“He is drunk better than we, the sober ones, knows his affair,” said the emperor.
He was about what happened.
He promoted an officer in rank.

Socialism: Feeding the hungry with fish.
Capitalism as we paint it: not to feed the hungry with fish, but to give him a whale.
Capitalism as it really is: not to give a pond, but to sell it in credit, not to let the hungry person understand that neither access to the pond nor the right to catch he still has, because the pond and the fish have long belonged to those to whom he now owe a pond.

I saw this scene in a food store yesterday. A boy of kindergarten age stretches a handful of little things in the fist of the seller:
I am in shock!
The seller gets a barrel of chocolate "Shock" and gives it to the boy. The boy in confusion turns him in his hands and complains:
I have to drink...

Today is International Prostitution Day and I would like to congratulate my classmates.

If the boss is constantly insulting your backwardness, say that you are a cowboy. To be convinced, open your eyes and eat the mouse.
We saw a dead rat on the road. (
I hope you are not late :D

There is a lively conversation on the topic of hair on men's ass. Corinthians said, “Have you seen my ass?” There is shit!! to

Medvedev urged students to seek work while studying

Students urged Medvedev to find a new country.

Vitaly
1.5k is already a screw on 1TB)

by EL
Here is) a screw for the anime, a screw for the Russian, a screw for the foreign...fun)))))))) I imagine...such a shelf as before the cassettes were stored in VHS and now so the screws are also signed..so you conduct with your hand and remove the finest, blow up the dust, insert it into the multimedia center and under the scratch of the screw you begin to watch the old good movie of childhood, the monastery of evil 8....

Sorry for UG!

Magical power of BORA, please help me!

I need a job!! We have a difficult situation in Belarus, we need work on which you can earn at least 150kWh. Otherwise I will just die of hunger! I need to find it next week. There will be enough savings until then. I wish you to get rid of your financial problems forever!!! to

To get up from bed on a Friday morning is only motivated by the realization that tomorrow is Saturday.

Since I informed my husband that my life at work was insured for 40,000 U.S., he has often passed by by me, grabbed me on the head and mysteriously smiled, and said, “Jack, you’re mine!”

Every girl is convinced: all her ex-boyfriends still hope that someday she will return to them. They are waiting for this happy moment.

All Girls, even if they are dating you, have a guy in stock. And if sheins a communication with you while meeting another, and says to you, you are dear to me, you are my friend (naturally if you are not 10-20 years old :))), then this guy is YOU :)))

They don’t hate football, computers, and your friends, they hate that you spend all your time not on them.

If she really loves you, she will not care that you gave her the most unloved and banal rose, and a plush mouse for 15 rubles naturally with an ears off :)))
But if you are not so dear to her then you will be guilty of coming at 6 in the morning under her entrance to write "I love you..." and all because you ruined the asphalt before her entrance and now all the grandmothers will scorn her :)

Today I sat on a pair and listened to the story that the ancient Slavs feared, worshipped and worshipped the bear.

Apple thought, thought and decided to ban Kazakh kefir - Iranian

The Habr. Commentary on the discussion of control over social networks:

The administrators will introduce a new function: “negers”, “black”, “churks”, the names of their own officials and other “controversial” words in any case will be replaced by “chok”:

“Here is the crap! And I will put you all in a bowl, and the bowl of bowl, go the bowl, the bowl of bowl!”

And in general, what’s all in this chat =)"