On vacation, a little boy plays with branches, camels, something mastery, builds - in general, himself and the sky and the moon. And constantly whispering: “I want to invent something that would invent it... I approach, I say, “Pash, invent the time machine.” After thinking a little, Pasha replies annoyedly: "No-e-e, there are wires needed..."

of business! The harsh Russian children.

The correct advertising poster.
Grandpa and grandfather are buried in a container.
Signature: "Everything started with a loan to the site".

"Happy" has been...

In his early childhood (age 5) uncle took him to work in the river port. We are not in a hurry, I look at the sides, the heating cranes and other port jewelry. I knew the letters, I read some. I write the names of the vessels. Suddenly:"I-v-a-n-o-v-o-z" The Uncle O-0? I am looking forward to "Ivanovo 3". It still reminds me of shit.)

It was at the Napalm Death concert, such harsh guys, harsh music...
In the interval between the songs, the soloist communicates with the hall, for 3 minutes, he tells something in his native language very enthusiastically, of course, few people understand it, but the story ends in the broken Russian words "Fuck Russian Train". Translation was not needed)) And the voice in the room, "aga, to the mail still go".

here here :
I learned to reassemble the screw when I was 15. Ten years have passed, but I still remember >naughty:
and gt;
>er ef ash em two
>the pe x forty seven
>Greek De Six Er Te
>ash four ka de er
>De Three De Players De

You know a lot about the perversions. I lasted only two months on rfhm2-tpx47-yd6rt-h4kdr-d3dyd, and then happily returned to the classic.
JJ Three Ku Ku Four
Seven Years, Two Years
2 as as as 4
Three as to eight
eight eight eight eight eight eight

Not every ejaculation deserves a name.
and AMER. Comedian George Carlin

XXX: We came to ethnography. In the schedule was a woman, a man came. I’m sitting on his jacket on his feet – the psychology lesson yesterday was the same. I think the dress code is like that. I represent the elderly teachers in a blue jacket in a cage, rug.
XXX: I hear a group asking what his name is. And he replies to her: Alexey Alexandrovich... I have your psychology yesterday.
XXX: O_O
He cut off a little and shaved.

This is:
xxxxx: Why am I, a blonde secretary with an ECONOMIC education, explaining to our electrical engineers how to better connect a mini-ATS, and how to program it? I see this ATS for the first time!
xxxxx: Why can the boss install a modular boiler and I install the quip for him?? to
xxxxx: And where, fucking, at such moments stereotypes and jokes about blondes with big breasts go? Everyone immediately stopped and watched in the side.

That’s because, little boy, you can’t repair a sheltered electric motor and install a modular boiler, and an electrical engineer and director can. They, of course, in the absence of your light head, would deal with the mini-ATS and the quip, but their working hours are too expensive for this. In student years, I also self-forgottenly reinstalled the screw, and now I will call people who understand this. Not because I’m dumb and can’t re-install the screw, but because I’m too busy with my main job to spend hours learning what young Mahatma graduates do in five minutes.

Cats, they are like that... Here is our old man now lying, sleeping and at the same time shaking pretty loudly. So comfortable at home. And everyone hears, smiles and walks on chickens.
And if a man snorted, they would immediately run with a thump and wake up with dissatisfied mouths.

I am reading a new book by D. Brown "Inferno". The hero wakes up and realizes that he is not in America, but 6500 km away in Italy.
In Russia, you can’t build such a story. The hero woke up in Vladivostok, 6500 km from his hometown and realized that he was still in Russia.

Candidate of Science, by the way: “All new articles I keep in a yellow folder.” Somehow started looking. On the table and on the shelves of the folder any colors, except yellow. We call. We get an outrageous answer: "I said, in the yellow folder!". He puts the phone. The next day I wonder why all such dumb, yellow folder can not be found. You guess it, right? The desired yellow folder is on the desk of her comp. This is called "New Articles".

to this
Today I saw a wild thing, the girl in the subway was driving the al-la heroine of the movie The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo, with Iroquois, piercing, and shaved whiskies. And she read Dostoevsky... in the old Soviet interplay)))) Now I have seen everything in life. It was my day!"

Do you listen to Dorn and Lady Gaga? Believe me, informals are smarter than underdeveloped fans of nightclubs.

Conversation with SEO optimizers.
XX: And thanks to our services, we can increase the traffic of your website by an order, or even THREE times.
I: Actually "In order" – it’s 10 times. :)
XXX: In our company - "on order" - it is twice.

How many dumb corners are there in a triangle?
Less than two.
A-ha-ha, girls and geometry are incompatible.
O O O O O How much, if not less than two?
Not one, of course.
- * painting a triangle with a dull angle on the sheet * and here?
Well, not one of them.
- *facebook spam* yes, guys and geometry concepts are incompatible... go read what is a dumb corner.

- I propose to blur the strategic reserve of the LSD in case of war.
How to arrange, let me know. We will wreck the war.

I have a friend of the old hardening, always gives a place to women, the door holds, and so on. Even abroad, where he frequently travels for work.
There are a lot of feminists. He, with his galacticity, sometimes runs into the kind of outrage "you think I am unable to stand, open the door?! Do you think women are worse than men?
He has an answer that he never failed. He just says:
You are, of course, neither weaker nor worse than me, but clearly more beautiful. If the car rushes, I will fall and break my face, it will not be as offensive as if you break it.
Women also love compliments :)

I once had sex with a girl in size 9 - very uncomfortable!!! to

WOW: The ninth size is how much in a poppy?

zzz: in the dots must measure...

The fools are lucky in life.
XXX: I am not a fool.
XXX: The Ura

Title from Rambler: "Sobyanin will not postpone the inauguration".

Sigur: It may be strange, but I like to work in mac
Denis: You’re definitely zombie there) or you’re mixing something in food
Sigur: No, work is awful, but people are fun.
Denis: When people are in trouble, they come together, hold together, help each other. You are all in trouble.