I asked my father what WD-40 is. Judging by his reaction, it is something like a blue isolant.

xxx: FB is a mass social network where people exhibit photos and love cats, and their torments are poured out by unbeaten intellectuals. There are different platforms.

Yyy: Why is intelligence always unbeaten? Who is always beating her and why is she doing it so badly?

I work as a programmer, the domain of our network is called DOM.
I asked the Sisadmin to create a separate state for me for tests.
Admin was created. They are now walking and chicking. I am currently working in Dom-2...

Women's and male logic
Have you reconciled?
YYY: I did not argue.
Zzzz: I’ll look at his behavior

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Here my brother and comrade poured the foundation for the bath. And my brother is stubborn, with the motto: everything has to be brought to an end. Probably, infernally looked seven bulb lights running through the area under the thunder of concrete blenders.

RTF is flawed because it does not support tables and OLE.
Save as -> Office document 97/2000/XP/2003 has not been cancelled. If an employee does not know such elementary things, I personally begin to steal thoughts about his "professional suitability."
As a rule, the preservation in a lower version on the usability of the document does not affect, and if it affects, then the employee with a 90% likelihood was foolish - added to the objects shadows and other shit.
File Format Converter is designed for Office XP and 2003, but according to unconfirmed data is even put on the 2k-th. It is free and allows you to open 90% of files in docx/xlsx/pptx formats. If even the converter did not work out, I recommend the employee to go around the fucker with the book "Word for the teasers", because it is still necessary to apply SO exotic formatting.

In the store today.
A little boy grabbed two kinder surprises and ran away. The man (presumably the father) tries to catch him, while teaching him:
You can’t take eggs, put them in place. This is what you take them off and wear, you are not a chicken!

The core of nuts reminds the brain that in Babylon gave rise to a ban on their use (according to Herodotus, priests believed that a person who ate such nuts could become sharply smarter).

Priests are clear.

Cold-cold-cold, dirt, switch off heating, hot-hot-hot, cold, dirt, turn on heating, cold-cold-cold. So passed a year.

News: The iPhone 6S has a 3D Touch display. A click on the "Telephone" icon will enable the "Auto Responder" function, and the "News" app will open either the "Selected" section or the "For You" section.
Poor Valuev will only be able to listen to the auto respondent and read the selected news :)

What about wedding and funeral?
The knee, what is it? :D

A neighbor (C) stopped me (I) after finishing another cycling on the electric velvet:
Q: Are you (among others) dancing tango on the summer beach?
Yes, it is Latin.
C: You’re chasing an electric bicycle, you’re dancing Latin – who are you working for?? to
I am an ATI-shnik)
C: I knew it!

From Whatsapp:
Here is a generation of flies that are not afraid of the cursor.
What is a cursor??? You know :) I understand

Roman Old Oskol February 16, 2015 at 07:45
A piece of textile for toys at a price like old jiggles or the coolest smartphone... And in a year or two it will become obsolete and turn into mud. Where does this world go...

# Guest Orenburg February 4, 2015 at 14:08 PM Source: DNS
In a year or two, the coolest smartphone will be no worse than a video card.

#Andy Mines February 9, 2015 at 02:23 PM Source: DNS
Only the old giraffes will remain the old giraffes. :D

Once we sat with a friend in the conflict commission on the EGE, we considered the appeal of a 26-year-old boy, a slaughterhouse of some high class there, who without a higher education to a master can not be promoted. Such a good guy, thorough, serious. We read his book with all the "what", "what", "after" and we cried. Then they explained that, with all the desire to raise his points to the passing, it is impossible, but if he pulls Russian for a year, then let him come. He was upset and honestly said:
Thank you, girls, for your good attitude.
And we smiled all over our mouths for a week because we, married ladies under 40, were called girls for the last time very long ago.
I really hope he gave it up.

“My socks lie all together, all of the same color. I feel like they have a leader.
And how to define it?
This is the oldest socks, it has the largest hole.

XXX: Interesting instructions on the alternative use of sweaters:
1st Take a sweater.
2nd Put your feet in the sleeves.
Three Bind the rope to the waist so that it does not fall.
4 is The Profit!
XH: I never understood what the profit is?
You can do it without removing the sweater. and :-)
XH: I’m still crazy not taking off the sweater.

Interesting fact: Sir Niels Ulaf is a talisman of the Norwegian Royal Guard. He holds the title of Colonel, in 2008 he was ordained a Knight. What is so interesting in it? Sir Niels Ulaf is a royal penguin. Never be desperate. If even a penguin can this, imagine what you can.

(s)-Wife's Birthday.stopped with the standard set.well there is champagne.flower.sweets.oil for the engine.air filter.palaces.Decided not to be greedy and add a radio-controlled helicopter and spin.for a loved one don't regret, let's be happy.