There are a lot of psychics in the world.
One in three people in the world are crazy.
Talk to me quietly.
Maybe I am one of them.

Call for technical support.

I don’t have the internet working.
Please call your number.
Number of what?
Personal account number, contract number, home phone number - any of them.
- There is no contract number, I can call the home phone.
Let it go.
8 963...
Is this a home phone?
This is my home cell phone.

Comments from Inosmi's website:

How do you know if Obama is lying?
Watch his lips: if his lips move, Obama is lying.

A 4,5-year-old son asks: “Mom, how many teeth does a person have?”
I would say, it should be 32.
Son: How much do I have?
I told him, “Well, you probably have 20.”
I thought. "That’s why I eat so little..."

In Arizona, it is forbidden to keep more than two false imitators in a house.
In Newcastle, Wyoming, you can’t have sex in the refrigerator, in Utah, you can’t have sex in an ambulance.
In Danton Beach, Florida, it is forbidden to pursue public garbage urns, and in another city of the same state - to have sex with wildlife.
And my favorite:
In Hong Kong, a wife can kill a husband who has changed her, but she must do so with her bare hands. A lover can be killed anyway.

There was a very evil boy in the world. And one day, as he walked through the forest, a good fairy saw him.
And the fairy decided to do something good, good for the boy - so that he becomes good.
This appears in front of him:

Hi you boy. I will fulfill your two wishes.
The truth any?
and yes!! to
Take this tail and put it in a tree so that no one can ever pull it out.
It is crazy!! It is fulfilled!!! to
And now, pull it out.

Regarding the different surnames of my husband and wife: my ex-girlfriend’s parents also had different surnames, and she and her sister had the father’s surname. Well, in general, everyone in the village knew them under this name. And one day they caught them at the sale of the selfie. They began to write a protocol — and their mother named her surname — and the protocol was written on her. Then I wrote about it in a local newspaper. But nobody has ever understood what it is for L. Melnikov :)

My ve;brb trolled me with a hammer
If you remember, I have vision -10, I walk without glasses, I see the world blurred, in order to recognize the unexpectedly appeared object, it is necessary to watch for a while.

My men planted hamsters in a ball (green), sent around the apartment to bump, and I was told nothing.

The hamster has a way of chasing human feet. As he sees his feet, he straddles them in his ball.

And here I break up my shopping bags, and under the table something is knocking, splashing, licking, and then from there a green shit of the size of a shelf rolls on me.

Oh wow! The Bible is crazy!! to
Who hasn’t spoken yet?

I think it's easier for you to build a Judgment Day car.
What if she looks at herself and goes to tear the flowers?
Thus, to pretend that it is intended...

Krascher
There is a little girl, small at all, with her mother in the hand, and joyfully declares - suddenly the hunter runs out! He is shooting the rabbit. Pif-paf, oh-oh-oh! " and without transition falls face to face on the asphalt. It just falls and falls. What Happened? what Happened?! Lenochka - from the asphalt, full of dignity voice: the Rabbit is dead!

Nowadays, the more shavers in the bathroom, the fewer men in the house.

It is a shame to confess, but in my youth I made a harsh test to my neighbors, the good was a day-to-day, somewhere around 3 p.m., and therefore caught a minimum of people.
Even earlier at work lessons, our teacher told us that home baths are made of brittle iron, so there is a real danger, sinking a hammer into the bath, to split it apart.
And I needed to remove the bathroom from the apartment for the washing.
I was, of course, not able to pick up this hundred-pound enamelled monster on my own, and there was no one to help me at the time, because I just moved and didn't know the locals yet.
With sin I half-wrapped this bath in the room, turned it down to the bottom, grabbed the protective glasses, took in my hands a healthy column, brought for this purpose from the country, and, swung up, stumbled on that bell.
It is not necessary to say that I am deaf: it seems to me that even the cockroaches in the basement, located four floors below, were deaf from this directed monstrous sound wave.
The bathroom, surprisingly, stood, but my hearing and the psyche of the neighbor living on the floor below - not very. She felt like I had broken down the walls.
In short, it was our worker.

In order not to pay penalties for violations taken by automatic cameras on the road, it is recommended to stick the sticker "Rhotoshor" on the front glass.

The change of names.
Change your surname is easy and simple when you are young and unloaded with property, and you are still studying at the institute. However, a copy of the marriage certificate is enough for the employer, and the diploma is nonsense. But if you are bigger, there is a diverse legacy, pilot rights, certificates of unique specialties are obtained - change your surname quickly. There are documents that just never change! And then, what are the limitations? You can get married four times, and all officially, and then what, a notary in a foolish way? Yes, you go with your name change... There was a friend Makovetska - became Krivoskapko... and her children will now also be Krivoskapki...

to you:

All these of your scratches resemble the infected tram of Ilfpetrov. The grandmother, who started a quarrel in the morning, has long been out, and people quarrel until the evening, although they don't remember how it all started.
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And you are probably one of those who worries the most so that everyone will calm down and therefore cry out loudest of all: “STILL!!!"? Is it not?

I want to work in a cex shop. Only there is a question to all customers: for which x@#m you came here? Sounds quite appropriate.

Yesterday the cat crossed my road from left to right, and then turned to the right to the left.
How many times should you spit through your left shoulder:
xxx: a) three (as usual)
xxx: b) six (3*2)
xxx: c) not one (the runs compensated for each other)?
YYY: Yes, even swallow – she’s closed the tag, that’s all.

My ears started to hurt. Symptoms of otitis. I went to Laura in the hospital.
Go to the office:
I: Good day.
Q: What do you have?
I: The ears started to hurt, the throat was placed.
Q: Is the Iceback Change done?

And to us in Murmansk only Behemoth came, and Kirkorov. Both are awful, but for different reasons.

Reading such quotes, you involuntarily begin to think - this is when the consequences of incest appeared and the mental abilities of individual individuals were affected!
In addition to the first Jews, there were other peoples who were not considered men, but had children from their wives. It was then that the female line of birth became important.
And concerning "there" - you first understand with your sub-language, and then think about high matters.
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Where did these tribes come from, if we take the biblical plot by axiom? There were Adam and Eve. They were driven out of Eden and commanded Eve to give birth in torment. There are no "other tribes" No more people were declared.