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[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №35967
 13.09.2010
What foolish stuff you don’t put under the dropper!

[ + 45 - ] Comment quote №35966
 13.09.2010
The Soviet times. The PTU introduces the subject “Psychology”.
In one of the schools, a teacher of psychology, gets a young girl. And the attendance of classes, it should be noted, in such educational institutions, was disgusting, the contingent - mostly difficult teens, especially unwilling to study, and there was a person in the classes 10-12.
And here, she comes to the first class, and there are only two in the group. Learn a lesson is meaningless and she goes to look for the “people.” He goes into a smoker near the toilet, and there a man 10 cuts into cards for money. It turns out that they are her students. He invites them to a lesson:
Go to class, psychology is a very interesting subject.
Life will be useful to you.
- We are not going to communicate with psychics, why do we need your psychology then.
The student understands that continuing in the same spirit is useless:
Do not want – do not need. Once the lesson is broken, I can go with you.
Playing the cards?
Is there money?
There is a little.
She is taken. They play the swing. The rules are simple, but I will not go deeper.
Bets are made and three cards are distributed. The "eyes" came - there is a chance to win, did not come - you can drop, losing the bet, and you can bluff.
raise the bet in the hope that the opponent is frightened. But this is only in general, there are many nuances.
Explain, in short, this new lesson the essence of the game and ended up. By the end of the class, the boys are defeated, and all the money is in the pocket of the psychic. They are confused:
- No fig yourself, as well, we have the same experience, and you only
Do you know the rules and have done them all?
He is pleased with counting the money:
Well, I studied psychology, I know the subtleties of human behavior,
I can easily determine whether you have a card or not, you are bluffing or bluffing.
Three seats...
She returned the money to the boys. But after this event, her subject became the only one in the school with almost 100% attendance.

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №35965
 13.09.2010
“Wow, tell me, do you love our President?
Maria Ivanovna, as her parents.
And why?
The President of our country, Maria Ivanovna, as well as her parents, are not elected!

[ + 51 - ] Comment quote №35964
 13.09.2010
Correspondence from "In contact":
13.09.10 to the following:
How did you find me?

From 13.09.10 M
in search, those who are online on page 4 above

9.09 to:
And finally I understood the importance of the status "in active search" - it's when it's not lazy to twist 40 pages )))

[ + 72 - ] Comment quote №35963
 13.09.2010
The inexperienced mushrooms lost themselves and ate all the mushrooms they got for two days.
Now they have been found, but their testimonies differ. Even the ages do not coincide.

[ + 55 - ] Comment quote №35962
 13.09.2010
Happy holidays friends!
256 days of the year.
The triple hurricane.

[ + 68 - ] Comment quote №35961
 13.09.2010
Hello, what are you busy with?
I’m watching the movie, do you have any suggestions?
She: Agassi, let’s go for the test.
He: For what one?? to
In the usual, what else.
Is he pregnant?! to
She is: T-E-S-O! I cooked the cake.

[ + 66 - ] Comment quote №35960
 13.09.2010
At a friend’s wedding:
The bride throws a bouquet, the bouquet is caught and at this moment the sound of a critical error from the laptop is very loud.
Used for karaoke. I laughed alone.

[ + 46 - ] Comment quote №35959
 13.09.2010
xxx: Girls, how would you react if your match had eaten your decorative rabbit? It’s not a joke and don’t offer him to give up.
I would like to buy another O_O.
No, I will buy a cat. ;)
In fact, it is not very funny. He was always jealous of me for the rabbit, and he even bit him once.
Zzzz: I would eat his dog.
Girls, he didn’t eat it at all, he just tried it sooner.
ggg: mcch is worth giving up for spending food in vain
I plundered and thrown out!

[ + 60 - ] Comment quote №35958
 13.09.2010
Anonymously
The Russians support?

Pavlinux
All is normal!

[ + 51 - ] Comment quote №35957
 13.09.2010
The Saturday. In the morning, about 7. It is cold, close to zero. I stand at the stop, next to a group of mushrooms, the average age is about 40..., waiting for the last. Everyone is cold, all dissatisfied, screaming... Here comes the last and without waiting for complaints, says: “Something is not my hunt today to go for the harvest!”

[ + 58 - ] Comment quote №35956
 13.09.2010
This is not an easy job - ban to give idiots

[ + 54 - ] Comment quote №35955
 13.09.2010
After the city day. The status:
"I was on the Day of the City! I feel it"

[ + 76 - ] Comment quote №35954
 13.09.2010
In the bazar:
and oh! What a dog! Su-su is You are my little girl! How much cost?
and 4000 r.
4 thousand rs!!! That shit with the feet?

[ + 66 - ] Comment quote №35953
 13.09.2010
xxx : still lineage - a game for real men
for real men without real women

[ + 51 - ] Comment quote №35952
 13.09.2010

The Bentley driver who shot down two pedestrians in Moscow has been detained. Comment: The black boxes of the pedestrians showed that they were moving towards "Bentley" at a speed of 70 kilometers per hour. Bentley stood in place at a speed of 50 kilometers per hour.

[ + 46 - ] Comment quote №35951
 13.09.2010
xxx: acer, acer...
XXX: Assassins are also gathered in Scotland
Asus is at least bilateral.

[ + 50 - ] Comment quote №35950
 13.09.2010
<Vol4ar> I scream (I scream) The Ice Cream. The pronunciation is the same.
<Lightbit> Beer with Cancer.
<Lightbit> Continue to?

[ + 86 - ] Comment quote №35949
 13.09.2010
IRA: She cooked the child’s soup with letters, and he doesn’t eat it, splashing out the letters.
Sahno: Many Books - Niassilil

[ + 60 - ] Comment quote №35948
 13.09.2010
So let’s do the trick ?
Leman Race: Go on!
*Ksyusha_Dryšt slowly pulls the cough. It is warm and emits the smell of pheromones.
Lehman Rass puts his left necklace on the table and slowly begins to remove the energy costume. He is all in the holes of bullets and smells of dust.
Go in the ass, shit shit!

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