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[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №70009
 14.09.2012

The Lord does not show miracles, because it would force man to believe in Him, and man is known to be given the freedom of choice.
Rekken: I began to understand the Lord perfectly, after my 8-year-old child, smiling ill-lovedly, stated: "But this year I will definitely check whether Santa Claus exists or not, I will order him the most expensive helicopter on the radio control - if he does not bring, then he is not.

[ + 36 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №70008
 14.09.2012
Taking from my date of birth the date when my parents met and, having got a little more than nine months, I doubted their “in our time everyone was modest and a year only kissed...”

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №70007
 14.09.2012
I found in one of my Android programs a print in the menu. I corrected and added a new version. First comment: "Thank you, I stopped flying out!" O_O

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №70006
 14.09.2012
We drive a taxi driver, we saw an accident... I say the type of nihua they hit! She says: “And I am constantly beaten in my ass” and adds a couple of seconds “every year!”

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №70005
 14.09.2012
My husband usually does not shudder with the puncture:
I: Give me the cable TV code.
I eat papers in the office.
I’m sitting down, I think: Did you go out for lunch or OEP hit?! to

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №70004
 14.09.2012
xxx: Someone's parents are deprived of the computer and me of the solder

[ + 39 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №70003
 14.09.2012
Sailor Moon Remake in the Year 13

YYY: What about the iconic "Sailor Moon"?
XXX: YYY> is an anime)) about the girl who is from the moon) protector of the moon and a princess)
XXX: and also about men who are not really men
XXX: and about brother and sister and their incest
ZZZ: mm
XXX and the Trans
XXX and more about gays
XXX: All childhood has passed on it.

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №70002
 14.09.2012
Yes, I know this theory that if a mother had big breasts, then a boy would then choose similar women. Just how will you explain that the leche and the sane have one mother, but the leche women have the first thole the second size, and the sane has all the babies with no less than the fourth?
Sandy just sees worse.

[ + 44 - ] Comment quote №70001
 14.09.2012
Slava: we just in the 3rd grade went to buy prey to study match parts well and of course will be sprinkled with captaches from the 9th floor, long argued who will buy, played on the stone-scissors- paper, a friend went, I wait on the doorstep of the pharmacy, here climbs on the doorstep our classmate, and from the door, my friend, a fool, rushing with a machine-gun tape of prey and screaming to me -"Slavawa! We are going!"

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №70000
 14.09.2012
Order of May
According to the ancient Mayan legend, Serge and Lenin, carrying a constant guard at the third corps, will come down from their positions and shake each other's hands if a virgin passes between them.
The comments:
11 Jan at 0:14 M.B. In the original - a virgin with a protected diploma.
Yesterday at 0:15 A.V. Fuck, we’ll never see that.
If they were a virgin, I think they would be healthy often :DDD

[ + 29 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №69999
 14.09.2012
... I propose, if we are already Aitishniks, to celebrate the same 1st (additionally), 2nd, 4th, 8th, 16th, 32nd, 64th and 128th days in the year...

Such a smooth exit from one New Year’s drink is sure to the next :)

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №69998
 14.09.2012
The post office is such a post office. The package due to the bug for 9 days hangs with the status of "import" and does not move anywhere. It was difficult to register on their forum, I wanted to ask a question about the delay. There is an advertisement above:

Before writing about the delay of packages, read here!!! to
If no more than a month has passed since the moment of sending your package - it is not worth writing about it! It is absolutely naive to hope that a package sent two weeks ago should already arrive. Look at the deadlines more realistically, keep an eye on the shipment by the postal number.

I am crying.

[ + 50 - ] Comment quote №69997
 14.09.2012
I saw the picture yesterday. A priora runs on the street, from there the music looms all over the street, stops near the girl's stop and shouts "a girl" from the car! The girl with clearly emphasized interest inspects the car and those sitting in it and pronounces: "In the marriage period, the males of many birds and animals take bright colours and make loud calls."

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №69996
 14.09.2012
The little girl underneath the window rattles her whole throat as if she’s being cut or raped... if she’d just rattled, she’ll rattle Dumbledore! The Dumbarton!"

[ + 35 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №69995
 14.09.2012
xxx: Today we come to the entrance of the subscriber (the house with the letter G and the entrance is in the corner), everything is forced by cars, there is nowhere to park. Here just begins to go out the back some girl on a bright green board type matiza right next to the padik we need. On the left, Ford has gone across the corner, can't pass - we are standing. We stand, Ford stands, the girl stands dumb. The partner with the words "Well, the pissideeet babbo fuck" gazes, runs around Ford, stands up, we wait. Ford has left. The virgin slowly left, the current began to touch as here because of the bush suddenly the same Ford flew into her place. You are a cowboy "Oh you are a cowboy! Damn that you only dream!". If you got out of the car, so and presented a week later this guy google "how not to see dreams?"or "for what do pidoas dream?"

[ + 71 - ] Comment quote №69994
 14.09.2012
>>> You take 28 grams. Hard Ruby and 70 grams. Plutonium, in the hermetic container, you first sink plutonium, then rubidium and thicken tightly. You drop a drop of water on the rubidium and close tightly with a cover until the reaction begins. In any place within a radius of one and a half kilometers you put cakes.
In 4 minutes they will be warm.

PS: be careful! The cake can burn a little.

[ + 47 - ] Comment quote №69993
 14.09.2012
at work :

HH: So what is there?
Look at the ASCII
Q: You can’t say that?
I say, look at Ashka.
Damn, it’s hard to say in words.? to
Fuck to Fuck! Hattepe two-way slash slash radical point r slash and one hundred two slash twelve zero nine slash five a slash nine seven eight be zero a...
STAND STAND STAND STAND STAND STAND STAND STAND STAND STAND STAND STAND STAND STAND STAND STAND STAND

[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №69992
 14.09.2012
Commentary on the picture of a half-naked girl in an abandoned building:
Q: What is the object?
Beautiful girl in underwear
xxxh: No, in the sense of what a cast, where it is, what is the protection and habitability. The naked girl in the photo does not interest me as a stalker.

[ + 43 - ] Comment quote №69991
 14.09.2012
Commentary on the topic "Sexual Extortion... "

The xxx:
I encourage sex: walk with the dog - I will do m..., etc. and everyone is well, and the dog is walking out)

YYYY :
Tanya, )))) the dog probably walks every half hour in such conditions))

[ + 43 - ] Comment quote №69990
 14.09.2012
This happened a few days ago and made me feel softer about the new generation.
I was sitting in a line to the doctor, and around the children - crowds, and everyone screams, playing their iPads and iPhones.. and in the corner I notice a boy sitting up with two devices: one - a smartphone, and the second is somewhat incomprehensible, but what it reminds.
I get closer and see: the guy sits with the Soviet MK 85 and codes the chota, and he is looking for manna in his lumia))

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