I’ve been dating a girl for 4 years now)))

Xenia : I just post news, current photos, and there are 30% photos with mushrooms, 30% photos from weddings, 30% of thugs and birth of children)))
I don’t fit into any group!!!!! to
Let’s go after the mushrooms!!!! to

A very full waitress (d) speaks to the administrator (p):
D: I wasn’t always that fat. I have practiced horse sports before. Until the hole broke.
P – With horror: Who? The horses?! to

The country, which banned itself from selling alcohol after 23:00, didn't care about all these sanctions
c) KWN

From Picaboo:

Ultraviolet 132
I burn my bathroom with one lighthouse.

FinnHuman
How does it burn?

TkachukIvan
As long as the lighthouse is on, it burns well. Around the mattress, the family gathers, and wash, and if someone gets water on the mattress, they will be removed and sent for a new mattress.

here here :
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LEV: So you answer me, what country is this? I’m thirty and I still don’t understand.
LEV: Imagine a man going into the woods, his mother into the woods, there around hundreds of kilometers only a forest, even if you die - they will not find. The forest is birds, berries, whites, beauty, though paintings write. At the same time, at the same time... in the middle of the path!!! Tell me, what kind of people are they?
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Read Weller, my dear man. Every person subconsciously tries to act in such a way as to influence others.
If a man is worthy of something, he builds a house, he plants a tree, and at least he puts a tree in, after all!
If a person is not even capable of the last - it only remains to crack in the middle of the trail, to climb in front of others on the move, and to rebuild without turns.

Exactly two years ago.

To know 20 years ago in the kindergarten, what would be a bad thing after lunch to sleep in the afternoon, and then half a day.

It should not die.
– is
Two times saved.

He is a humanitarian.
This is the worst thing that can happen to a guy.

Saturday in my style: that’s so sad and lonely... 20 different people – let’s go there! The fun! Better to sit at home.
Gromov: They say being a sociopath is fashionable now :D
Rikuda: In recent times in general all human defects in fashion)) you wear glasses for vision - fashionable, you walk with a truss - stylish, schizophrenic - wow, let's fuck))
I rarely fuck :D
Rikuda: You’re not poor enough for that)))
Gromov: to fuck
Gromov: My leg is broken again
Rikuda: As an option) and do not forget the glasses
Gromov :D
Gromov: Although I thought...
Gromov: Maybe I am enough and ugog
Gromov: and there is a 100% chance of sex...
Gromov: but nevertheless I will have to get out of the house
Gromov: It's time to admit that the situation "rings a call, there's an amazing girl, falls to me and we start to fuck from the threshold" pretty little chance of it happen XD
Tagged: man
Rikuda: You’re already an adult, I think it’s time to tell you.
Rikuda: I don’t know how you’re going to live after that, but you stick to it.
Not everything that is shown in porn is true.
Gromov: shit :' (

I love her so much that I am ready to do anything for her... even go to Stas Mikhailov’s concert.
Well what will you say, you are a very courageous man... very...

I told them:
Call me God of Photoshop!
A handsome photographer. They bubbled...

Listening to neighbors:
Are you going somewhere for the weekend?
We have two dogs and a wife.

From Habr, from the discussion of the cosacks of printing:
XHH: And we have pantone colors (not CMYK printed) picked up by a daltonic. Through the survey of others, “Well, these colors match, right?” the position of a person was given after the 90s.

I was in shoes today. Mother and 5 year old daughter.
Mother with a loud voice:
The daughter! Do not bring me!
A girl with a misunderstanding:
And why?

This is fucking:
here here :
I broke a range of one online sports store, saw pink, boxing, blade, gloves!

and what? Women can also box, don’t you think?

And what, guys can not take pink as pink as a woman? For example, I carry a pink pen and on the question a"what pen is pink? he he (standard dumb hop-goat laugh)" I answer, and the color is funny, I like, there are claims?. Stop coloring the genders, not the children.

My cat’s name is Entropy. Every time I feed her, I increase my entropy.

Not for the weak. After marriage, contextual advertising in the UK no longer offers the services of a photographer or a shirt... She asks without insults:"Does her husband drink?and "
Immediately suspicions arose.

I am ashamed. She took her daughter from school. Back there are the same little schoolchildren and mothers. Loudly with expression. I turned around and told them about the five-storey mat, which I remembered when I was a nurse in the morge. The children were frightened. What had to be done?

The Loans:

"With Mobile-Review:
What is Android Watch?
Yyy: Android is translated as Android or hermaphrodite. Watch is translated as watch, watch, watch, watch, watch. Therefore, the Android Watch is the watch of the hermaphrodite, the watch of the android, the watch of the android, the watch of the hermaphrodite, the watch of the hermaphrodite. These definitions are more appropriate than ever for <models>"

What, in the name of Chaos, is android=hermafrodite? This is an androgyne, smoke the already relentlessly found on this resource Wikipedia. And Android is a chile-like robot!! to

I went to the corner to smoke a carpet

From the story of one professor listened to in the train: “They fall in love, lay eggs, and the larvae come out of them.”

A beautiful Sunday morning. It smelled delicious from the window, and the whole room smelled stupid. In a couple of minutes I can't stand, I climb, shake my head, smell. I can't see the source of the smell, but another head shakes on the side. It turns and smells.