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[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №118148
 06.09.2015
MikeSeth: If you could be cloned, I would have made 3 copies
<MikeSeth> girlfriend:...?! Why 3?
MikeSeth: One for everyday use, one for experiments and one for backup

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №118147
 06.09.2015
This
There are a lot of interesting and unexplained things in the world. My parrot, for example, loves to sing under the vacuum cleaner.

It’s not he who sings, but the voice:"Stop him!" Just because of the noise is not understandable.

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №118146
 06.09.2015
XX: You have no spirit of adventure.
YYY : No. I am too old. From the punk concert it became sober to come. Where does it suit?
YYY: sober and with peanut
XXX is fucking. Your rock’n’roll has ended... From the punk concert, you have to come in the shit and in the shadow...
YYY: So, Petruška and I looked effective.
XX: I was sure of you.
YYY: I’m in black sweaters, shorts, short shirts and fabricated socks, with a bottle of champagne and, fucking, peanut.
XX: You are not a repeat Katarina
YYY : Aha The main thing in the image - properly selected accessories

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №118145
 06.09.2015
The same as the attributes of the house. I had a similar situation in Kursk.
A woman in the years with a child. The trolleybus arrives.
The woman is no longer in order with the sight, clarifies me:
Tell me, what brand is this?
Well, how did I know that there is such a generation of people for whom a brand is a number...
This is BCM-321! Belarus, but it is gathered here.
- O_O
And here somewhere I have an insight:
Aaaah... the 9th.

Lovers of electric transportation.

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №118144
 06.09.2015
Students and school hurt and cursed autumn. And I am so looking forward to the session... A school vacation, a real opportunity to rest from work and finally remember childhood!

[ + 34 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №118143
 06.09.2015
xxx: Look, Andrew, so you talk to a nice special opposite sex on the internet, and then she asks you to help her buy a notebook.
And then you realize yourself years in eight in another city, and you already have a joint mortgage, not to mention children.
And you think, well, Nihuaise went to help Noot choose...

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №118142
 06.09.2015
C: I want an aquarium of 500 liters.
M: Look like in the picture?
C is too empty. I love the green.
M: one tin - no fish
C: You just want the meat to float)))
Salad is also useful.

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №118141
 06.09.2015
News title: "Pamela Anderson sold her rescue buff with which she starred in the "Savers of Malibu"
One of the comments: Sho, both?

[ + 21 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №118140
 06.09.2015
Stargazer: For the condos of Trudeau Peterson, an umbrella is generally a shelter from rain. Wearing in a bag reduces the chance of rain here and now by 95%!

[ + 20 - ] Comment quote №118139
 06.09.2015
Autumn is when the light sensor turns on at nine in the morning.

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №118138
 06.09.2015
XXX: the fact that this font is unlikely to fit me for the site, I understood when, instead of the "soft French pancakes", I read the "blond...".

[ + 19 - ] Comment quote №118137
 06.09.2015
A collection of mistakes:

Unfortunately, it did not prevent me from looking at the windows of hundreds and hundreds of pale people, without blood in the face, with black breaks of open mouths and eggs shattered by horror.

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №118136
 06.09.2015
The cat has a lot of wealth, and you, Katya, have a few shortcomings.
You are not white, you are not furry, and your ears do not turn.

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №118135
 06.09.2015
XHH suffer from chickenpox - pairing the shelf disconnected from the TV matrix, trying to fix the wires-hairs to points of the size of one square antsalope.
Oh yeah yeah, you have gone!
He issued himself and his comrade the Order of Sutulov of the first degree, and a transitional diploma of anal microchirurgy.

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №118134
 06.09.2015
> But there is no word in Thai "hunger"

The new. Probably this is why they have one of the greetings translated approximately as "I hope you ate today"

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №118133
 06.09.2015
Author "Let go and forget" I am with you! My partner’s friend from training also tried to scratch my face. I clearly broke her jaw in reflexes. I was saved from childhood. What this chicken thought, fighting with the sparring partner of her husband, twice her own weight, is unclear.

[ + 18 - ] Comment quote №118132
 06.09.2015
Songs instead of slides. There was not enough laminate in the corridor. Blyyn, I should have bought one more package... and no more. Only a month has passed! They say it’s kind of an old collection and all that. They have a collection, fucking... Short, fucking. I was upset to complete unconsciousness. And here comes the last hope - Castorama in the Kotelniks. At the base, they have a remainder of 9 packs, but we need to clarify. I call. No one takes the tube, but instead of darts for 10 minutes, I listen to the melody "Don't worry. Be happy..."

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №118131
 06.09.2015
XXX: Do you invite you to visit?? to
Well, if you come with your coffee, sugar and cookies, welcome!! to
Do not take the dark side with you? 😉

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №118130
 06.09.2015
The whole family laughed.)
I "who will be the tea?"
Tagged with "no"
Daddy "who is the cousin"
and the cat entering the kitchen ;)

[ + 15 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №118129
 06.09.2015
Do you not understand?
First they impose sanctions on products and immediately on the Debt! There is a post about the reserve regiment and about "eat what they give!"
Then the ruble collapses, prices rise, the people miser, and there is a post about not sleeping, but working!
The trend is understandable?

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