XXX: The Gentlemen
xxx: you if you paint on the wall "masha, come back!" or something like that, you then write, come back or not
The years go by, the inscription hangs.
XXX: The whole area suffers, suffers from ignorance
XXX: How is Masha?

xxx: Do you remember how in strangers was called the fucking - thrown on the face and tail - around the neck?

The Essfaker?

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aphel > The wife here pleased
aphel > Told that as a child she believed in the existence of a note called "beans"
aphel > that is. Re, me, the bean, you are...

It is certain. After a day, and especially after half an hour, it makes sense to go standing. Sitting is easier to cut off and sleep your stop.

Half a day is a day’s duty plus a day, not a tar for liquids. by red.) is

Article "How to get rid of bad mood? 15 ways proven by science"
The first comment:
andquot;1) the money
2) the day
3) The money
4) the day
5) the lava
6) the cabbage
7) the grandmother
8) Grandmother
9) the butterflies
10) the cash
11) The cash
12) the backs
13) The Green
14) Toughened
15) shellfish"

News "Lovers burned three cars and a residential house near Kostroma for bright selfies"

XXX is:
This date is such a date, will be remembered for a lifetime.
And I had a banality, flowers, candy, coffee... boring.

YYY :
Flowers and coffee is clear. How did you burn candy? and :)

and ZZZ:
Like... throwing into a burning cafeteria, bigoggy

XHH: In the morning, by fault, TTU captured an erotic fantasy under the text about terrorism. I didn’t want to, but the girl on the recording was broadcasting with such a sad and intimate voice that my brain refused to perceive the meaning. I just wanted to find her, regret her and fuck her.

About who to call.
I worked in the tech support of a local large internet provider, in the habit of calling all the faces of the female sex girls, if I do not know their names. Another call, a problem with accessing the internet.
I: - Girl, bla bla bla...
What a girl I am for you! I am 65 already!!! to
Sorry, your voice sounds very young. (What was the truth)
A pause followed in a couple of seconds, and the answer was already with a very kind and satisfied voice:
Oh well well!
The solution went like oil.

Push "bricks" and Ilychi as well. But do you know, dear man, when, according to Rosenthal, it was necessary to write "Illitch", and when "Illitch"?

You were not asked about Ilya, but about Ilya. One Elijah, two, three, four Elijah, and five who?

People are by nature polygamous. If you have monogamy, then the flag is in your hand. And when a couple’s relationship is built on the unification of souls, not a whisper, then there may be an option that they both like to have fun together in sex clubs, swing and all that. If both spouses agree on this option, then the concept of betrayal is clearly drawn by your ears here.

You forgot to add the word "some". Some people are polygamous and do not object to the polygamy of the partner. They are lucky. Worse, if such a polygamous coincides with a monogamous. It is very bad when the polygamy itself, and from the partner you expect strict monogamy (black men almost always require absolute loyalty from wives and mistresses, up to the sweater in the floor and the eye down).

xxx: well, I just got to work somehow, went to the network on the server and oh%&l, seeing the folder "DOCUMENTS OF COMAR"

Comments to the post "Mattha Remembers Everything":
"Do not tell Mikhalkov, or you will have to pay a tax on memory devices."

A criminal told a story.
He goes out to the car after work, and he has a lock hanging on the door. And the note: "If you want a key - translate 2000 p to the SB map by the number of bodies XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX. After that you will receive a text message with the place where the key lies"
He, not thinking long, got the crime suitcase, removed his fingers from the castle, returned to the department, broke the body on Papilon, after which he called on the specified number, told his owner his name, where he lives, what we judge, where he sat, in general, all his ankle, and said that he waits half an hour, after which he himself goes to him with a squad of omons. Twenty-five minutes later, the “keykeeper” rushed to him and handed him the key and a bottle of expensive cognac.

The noble Don:
Why do they make hundreds of stupid movies about the zombie apocalypse? I would rather have made a movie about how to survive the apocalypse.
removed already. It is called idiocracy.

There were many different friends. Suddenly it turned out that Semonych was sentenced to two terms for murder and in the zone still caught twice five for the same - not a single spell and a Russian language teacher's speech. To the question “Achotak?” the answer was simple “This is in the concept zone, and here is ordinary life.”
And who is the fan replaces the normal language - the usual features that follow the hole in the zone.

My body is constantly improving in an attempt to get at least a minute of extra sleep. Options: sleeping, looking at the monitor or talking on the phone are long passed stages. Here is a recent case. I don’t know how the creators of my alarm got it, but compared to the screaming signal of the screams from a fantastic film, burning people’s brains is just a child’s whistle. So, I managed to fall asleep under these hellish sounds for almost 20 minutes because I had a dream in which my boss instructed me to count how many times the alarm would sound before I woke up. I don’t remember how many dozens of signals I counted, but then I crashed and woke up.

The subject of foreign and not very names.
I don’t know the name, but there was a client named Oiyakivi. Don’t get rid of it "A I tomato" was very, very difficult)))

A: a cat is a universal and comprehensive filler of the room. Meow all around, so to say.
BBB: Yes, it is very correctly noted - such an area rises from time to time, especially if you do not feed on time.

She: I think the flame of our passion has gone out a little bit.
she: we need to buy such a thing...it’s still a fire in the carpenter blowing up...
Vamp: What is the fur?
Vamp: A pretty thick hint
She: ^_^

Shit, it is offensive! I work in a sanitary store. Yesterday evening, 2 puppies of 10 years old come in, consider the 32nd (the thinnest) sewer pipes, ask businessfully what length, I tell them everything in detail, decide to take a half-meter. They get a bunch of little things - it is missing. They ask, and which other tubes can you advise? I show -metalloplast PPRK, PND. Then I ask, and you why? We don’t care about them, they answer.