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by bezdna.su
Once the Ukrainian militias were simple men with hunting guns. They were sent against them, and they were brought against them. There were tanks, there were tanks. Then the planes. The U.S. has introduced ships into the Black Sea. In vain they are.
She: Well tell me
He is: What?
She: Well tell me I’m the best and the most beautiful. And that I have the most beautiful thing, and that you constantly think of me and want me.
You are the best and the most beautiful. You are the most beautiful, I always think of you and I want you.
You’re saying something dumb. I don’t believe any of your words.
He almost fell in love, but she spoke.
There is a member of our company, one of our founders. The man is not poor, to his 65 years of age is fully assured. And all that worried him was that his neck did not hurt. It looks like it’s dependent on age, and it doesn’t hurt. He decided to investigate the case. We were on a trip to Munich. This is the case and they took him with them. Munich is famous for doctors. We have partners in Germany, and they helped identify him in one clinic for examination. The clinic is expensive and famous, who has not been treated there - and Bono of U2 and Hosni Mubarak and a bunch of people famous.
We pursued the affairs, and this person went to the examination. So there though the clinic is expensive, but as he later expressed – “wrong.” Nothing was found there, not even the smallest illness. Healthy you say. They took two and a half hundred euros in two days and sent them back. He even got upset.
But I did not give up. On the way home, we went to our doctors. examined again.
Well, our family met him as a native, all sorts of analyses were appointed, a few days in the offices were chased and eventually issued:
- Yes, happiness - they inform him - great that you turned to us in time, and in a week you would have been brought to us on an ambulance, and you urgently need several medical courses to go, something serious, you can not hesitate! Let us now fight with the consequences of all your diseases, once so delayed, etc. and t.p...
In short, he goes to them now as to work, in a week he poured them more than eighty thousand wooden, preparations of various purchased, something there in the food refused, but happy now - until it shines.
That’s – he says – the right doctors, not the fact that the Hanss are unsuspecting.
And now go and find out now, where was the medical mistake here – in Germany or in us? But, most likely, the Germans did not look at how to drink.
And our doctors are now suffering, correcting these shit.
Free medicine starts with paid bills. A paid medicine with free bacillus.
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Discuss rare names in the forum
The two sons are named Leo, Arthur, and Louis. Everything would be nothing if the name was not King.
– No, these waterslides endure a long time... and then leave.
What do the virgins do at this time?
We cry...
All the time when the waters are suffering?
“No, when the watersleepers suffer... we fuck their brains... and then we just cry.”
In the distant times, when the daughter was small and the husband was the comforter of the shop, we had a cat. Moses was lovingly named and rejoiced in her wonderful name until the birthday of the Komsomol. Oh, these all-knowing drunk comsomolks! "What is this Mosiah, with such eggs," said a fighting friend. "This is Muscat!" That is what it is. Once we were resting in the forest base, and the cat was lost. I found it, but in the process of searching a lot of confused other vacationers with loud screams: "Muscat! Muscat!" Some even jumped out with the bad guys, thinking - to spill the trade. If anyone does not know, there were times of dry law. These are the names...
Today I met a man with a character like mine.
YYY: Didn’t you want to stifle him after 10 minutes of communication? and ;)
XXX: It’s hard to admit, but yes! and :)
On the subject of mail.
worked 1 day in express delivery (in time, personally, to the door): client1 - on the day of delivery to work took the day off, client2- telephone number for communication "disabled for non-payment", client3- "we have no warehouse today, take no one", client 4- telephone for communication "this type of communication is not available for the subscriber"... so it worked 1 day. The fact that the correspondence did not arrive on time, the fault is not only "postalion"...
I will not go to psychological sites anymore. Chapter of Answer:
As a teenager, sexual arousal still arose when solving square equations, and now it arises when I read or listen to something about the cosmos, planets, galaxies, etc. (Even sometimes I ask my husband in bed to tell me something like that) Is this a sexual perversion?
The xxx:
How was your first week at school?
SkaN studies in Canada:
SkaN: Today was a gesture in history
SkaN: Prep decided to arrange a repeat of where the continents are
SkaN: opened a map of the world with the signed countries, ticks into the continent and asks someone
SkaN: North-South America norm
SkaN: Then she ticked into Europe
SkaN: one stupid, like a traffic jamming, the girl could not answer. I thought she was crawling.
SkaN: The other guy thought for a long time and said he wasn’t sure
SkaN: O_o
SkaN: then finally with all the continents solved
SkaN: The bottom of the board has already gone away and here some guy surprisingly asks "and what about Russia?"
SkaN: O_O
SkaN: Probably by seeing just the largest signed object on the map
SkaN: The teacher’s eyes were also slightly rounded, although she seems to be used to it.
Russian meat mowers are not different in ergonomics and beauty, but they grind everything!
Wow: I don’t know such words as ergonomics)))..but I’ve seen in the case such meat-cutters – EVER!!!...
Ergonomics is when if you suddenly get bored and want grace and understanding even from a soulless machine and in the impulse of inexplicable tenderness try to carry your hand on her side, then the French will delight you with a cool sliding barrel, and about the Russian fool you just scratch.
Wow: Ahahah.. if honestly, then when I get bored, etc., it is better not to rub on the meat machine)))) But when you cook and the French beauty is dumb and can do nothing, then....
Oh yeah, the meat machine here doesn’t roll when you get bored – I have a 2 meter Finnish beauty for that – a refrigerator!
I go happily on the street. Kubysheva at lunch, there are two ladies and the dialogue is like this:
111: and then Are you older than me?! to
222: Well, you remember when you met at the institute, I was in the 3rd class, and you were in the 1st.
111: Yes Yes At the institute – I remember that you were older... but it still changes, nothing remains unchanged!
222:...
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It seems that the capital of the present independent Ukraine is not Brussels, but Washington.
So subtle that it is true)
I talked to a girl from Donetsk.
Well how? Was it better after the ceasefire?
- cars on the street) is so cute) after the city)
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The Loving:
A: If anyone has seen the movie "What Men Say", remember, there was a moment when one of the characters can't decide who he needs more: a wife or a mistress. And he compares the text messages coming from them... He faced the same trouble.
From the wife: 1) Buy bread. 2) Bring a compot. Have you already borrowed when you come? 4) Make a mouse. Keep an eye on the tea itself!!! to
From my mistress: 1) Good morning, my good friend. I miss it. You are my favourite, I wait. I bought a beautiful dress. If you want, come and take it away from me. I love you, my good man!!! to
How to live after that?
Change them in places, make sure that except for extremely minor nuances, there is no difference and calm down.
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Assassin: what else is "Joppa-Joppa in"?
here here :
I sit at work, forging an old video recorder, hoping it will suddenly come to life. He enters the girl’s office. For the prehistory, its job is to increase debt to the company.
So here comes this girl in this dress, alla porn star + woman vampire. I crossed a couple of times, advised Parang. She said that I was arrested...
I met a guy on a dating site, he owed us money, communicated, flirted, played in love, and eventually appointed a date.. he bought wine..
The wine and compliments were useless, because behind her back there were two court stalls.
From the quarter brought almost everything, a guy will never believe a woman again
What’s there with the registrar?