Once in the summer between me and my grandmother (75 years old) there was a conversation on the "esoteric topics". He went, neither much nor little, on the night of Ivan Kupala, yes, the same...
Grandma: So is it. You need to find the same colour of the butterfly. Very powerful magical thing, but it does not get without a fight.
I: Grandma, of course, I understand everything, but the turtle refers to those plants that reproduce spores. And the spores, which is typical, are located under the cut leaves...So that the flower of the butterfly is as likely as the pink elephants running in the noon heat on the street. You know, you have ears =)
Grandma just breathed.

Guess what I did the next day when I saw two guys in pink elephant costumes crossing the street from the office for lunch at twelve? Right, I ran to my grandmother in combat equipment in the evening and was willing to look for a butterfly, even a butterfly =))

Today is the first day of physical education. There is acquaintance and everything else.
In general, the predecessor conducted instruction on safety technique.
Transmits a questionnaire with columns of the FIO, the health group, and the sports he was engaged in.
Everything would be nothing if the prede had not found in the 3 column ball dances, chess, NFS and KMS on Mario...
Waiting for the next pair of p#dule...

[09:56:27] <[z]404> Give it up!
[09:57:48] <[z]Lamp@> hi
[09:57:58] <[z]Lamp@> =)
[09:58:00] <[z]Lamp@> =)ъ
[09:58:01] <[z]Lamp@> =)
[09:58:03] <[z]Lamp@> =)
[09:58:03] <[z]Lamp@> =)
[09:58:37] <[z]404> You have something attached to the second smile.

<quest_D> I went out of work. It is hot, people are full, in the subway, in the electric..
<miracle> and where is your car?
<quest_D> is not
<quest_D> I have a car!
<quest_D> fuck it! Parking near the job...

I got up from the hammer to work, lubricated the rod with toothpaste, started shaving... something wrong... smil... started brushing my teeth with a gel jelly... mla... your mother... slept.

Well, what about the impotent toporils boast about the BASH, that the mobs take away their mobile phones at night near the house??? You are a fool, you have to fight, you have not been taught to protect your property? If you are afraid of getting a shit, then do not leave the house at all, but shake on your monitors!!! At first, the minors will take your phones, then the grown-ups will get into your cars, so that you will still have to stay, and in the end, the bosses will fuck your wives, and you with the guilty fuck will stand aside and sing into two holes, bubbling malignantly.
What kind of generations? You can only complain...

Lega

One friend brought another a package of audio CDs with the classic. They sit, copy to the computer, putting on all copyrights). At this time, a third friend, far from the classics in general, is sitting and considering these same CDs. And they will be surprised: "bla! They have their names!" He read in English and immediately translated:
The Swan Lake – The Swan Lake
The Sleeping Beauty - The Sleeping Beauty
The Nutcracker – Orehocol!! to
A few seconds of silence, and here the friend who brought the CD, begins to press from rust.
- Not the nuts, fucking, but the shellfish is translated correctly!

Title of article in the newspaper

In order not to drink pills in the winter, collect the grass in July.

The A13:
I went to the mail to pay for the phone. A woman stands in front of me, sending a telegram to someone. I think, now there is a doping of the means of communication, a doping of the telegram?
She paid for it and asked:
How do I know that the telegram has arrived?
Answer is excellent:
So call him and ask.

We were invited to a meeting last morning...
We sit down, listen to the boss... We are nine people... The boss, honestly, has already borrowed his unnecessary meetings. Typically, he gives us important instructions every morning, although everyone knows what to do... In general, we sit and listen, suddenly we hear some bumping, we look at our colleague (a young and good specialist in his field, never lost...) sitting, looking in the window (precisely not in the window and nowhere)and what bumping. With each second the bumping becomes increasingly clearer:
Every day is the same thing (the same thing every day).
The boss also kept silent and listened. And the colleague continues to speak in full enlightenment:
To go, to go to the village, to buy chickens, to take a cow in lease.
After the phrase "the cow in lease", we could no longer hold back...
Everyone was robbed, even the boss.
As strange as it is, there was no meeting this morning.

Fuck the girls!! If your partner is uncompromisingly offering you a chewing gum - do not refuse, you can also sometimes smell out of your mouth!!! > 0 0

News from the kitchen. If you wrap the shaurma not with a lavache, but with a traveler, the carnivore will heal and escape home.

Tag: send your address
Yul went in the ass, I licked you 400 times!!!! to
What did she do???? to
The T9 is dying!
I wanted to say Kiddal..................

Few people know that the car "Oka" runs on the battery from the Nokia-3310.

and Sapphire:
What is the name of baby breasts?
and shrimp:
Plyths
and Sapphire:
its
and shrimp:
The Phantom :D

The day came to me with hops and flames.
Do you have a player to call?
Then he understood what he said, silenced and left.

The Law of Construction: There is no place in the building that the workers have not yet taken over.

A week ago, our mega-assistant of the pearcher asked everyone a question:
- The typography requires a layout in some vectors in 10m Corel, but I only have 12. How to?
On all proposals to take advantage of the regime "save as..." - offended...

I saw a letter to her today:
Dear Mila, last time I said I needed your logo in Corel Vector Version 10. My program will not open files saved in later versions. It will never open. Even if you pack your file into an archive or rename it to *.jpg! if you have trouble understanding this text - call me and I will tell you which buttons on the keyboard should interest you"

The brightest memories brought from Baku: in the local McDonald’s you can and should be in a hurry.

Asleep under the music of the car.
Q: How big are you? Where are you? Have you been expelled from home?What did you make? what did you make?Come and I accept ?
It’s quiet and quiet ? Machine is a time machine.
Q. What is it??? Are you smoking again???You have promised!We have nothing more to talk about!
The small...