It’s hard to explain and convince your wife why you need a GTX 580 for $600.
2: I do it easier. I bring a new, I say, I have changed with a friend, this is about the same, a little better, but it is for the special. The tasks of a friend at work are not very suitable... well, and the screws are generally stacked. and :)
1: The woman breaks into the room, and you are sitting on the couch and the pages of the magazine are a little so that the wind has collapsed... and the new screw is still not twisted on the shelf hanging.
Wife: Why a screwdriver in your hands?! to
Under the couch!
(And on the 3D screen, the mark just gives out 50,000 puppets, and you have such a drop of sweat falling from your forehead)

Today the cat did not have time to fill the filler since the morning, and she guessed in the bowl. At this point I stood brushing my teeth, the tap water was turned on. The cat jumped onto the laundry, first washed one leg under a stream of water, then another, something missed and left.

Without women it is as hard as it is with them.

Montserrat Caballé arrives, posters are hanged around the city.
That is, of course, very cool. There is a 16+ sign on the poster.
Anyone can explain clearly what a 79-year-old aunt sings, what can not be listened to 15-year-old children?? to

Easy take-off and soft landing.
No nail or rod.
Inspector GIBDD: No shame or conscience.

Report from Mobile-Review:
“My wife still has a Nokia 3310, only the battery is changed every three years. and :)
You are lucky with your wife.

The xxx:
Someone you know needs to fix your ass.
and ZZZ:
Well, I can send you to one BDSM sheriff, he will fix everything quickly.
and ZZZ:
and will correct, and will correct, and in general, any of your strangest fantasies

I had broken some ropes on the bars. I went, therefore, to the ordinary shoe shop, and there to me, he said, and we do not sell ropes O_o Well then, I did not think long, went to the war market for new ones. I thought I should sell them. I come, I ask the seller: "Hands on barbers" What do I answer: "Yes, of course, what are you ordinary or kewler?"
O_o Shock... I stood in a stupor for a few minutes... No, well, fuck the kewler ropes... kewler ropes... fuck the ropes....

XXX: Something our director had to come.
YYY: how to work straight

I try to eat less animals.
YYY: then I see the animals increased

Ka: Sometimes I think you were a refrigerator in your past life.
Dimon: Why is it?
This is how you’re frozen...

I go in the tram in Krasnodar, I see "graffiti" on the building:
The rubbish police.

Rogozin proposed to Roscosmos to create a base on the moon.

In my opinion, Roscosmos will most likely have a submarine base on Earth.

Nikita drank from the description.)
Tagged: fucking
YYY: Yes I did not drink.
SARS: I was caught up!! to

I walk down the street - in front of a young girl in pants with the inscription on the pop "Play".
Nearby two children.
The first thought: "It was done!"

But boys are lonely because many girls are stupid, and girls are lonely because many girls are stupid.

They were in the opera at the premiere of a new production. There the main character at the end "cut" both hands on his shoulders. A tragic, tense scene is replaced by a bright image of souls of lovers, merging together (the hero, of course, as the soul, hands in place). The orchestra plays tense music, suddenly there is silence, and a neighbor, an elderly woman on the whole lingerie:
"What does love do! And the hands grew!" The remaining five minutes the nearest rows were running in an attempt not to stumble in the whole voice :)

Driving from work in a bus, next to grandmother (yyy) with grandson of 9 years (xxx) were driving, their conversation:
Didn’t you think you’d give Caroline a gift?
XXX: No, I don’t know what to give.
Give her flowers and a box of candy. You will come in a costume, beautiful. Would like it, would be pleasant.
XXX: No Baaab is not
Then give the doll a big present.
I don’t want one gift, I want many small ones.
Then give her seeds.

News on "5" is burning. The missing An-2 aircraft.
"The tape has been removed!) with a recording of a request for assistance received by an amateur radio on his mobile phone (!and "
Oh, so I see an amateur radio receiving help signals on a mobile phone and, in principle, recording it on a crom film cassette.

Q: Is it time to crack? The sister said that in my car "from baton to Gandon"