SHU
Wife Loh hugged the flea and on the bench!
Zhenya
You made me think.
Zhenya
Though you went naked!

It’s not a manifestation of my character, I just know how to fuck my brain.

On Saturday morning, after breakfast, a television program was broadcast about how Jews in Israel collect puzzles with their entire family on Saturdays. A family holiday is like that. In the evening we assembled a table and a wardrobe from IKEA. “We are very harsh Russian Jews.

~Pchel ~
I’ll come on Saturday to give you some gifts.? to

Lenny (Elka)
with the bandit.)

~Pchel ~
5 liters of alcohol?

~Pchel ~
It will replace me.)

Lenny (Elka)
I don’t have so many plans to wipe out...

<LOVElas> good you are still a mouse man
<LOVElas> fucking full
<LOVElas> but good

Zero 00 (2:32) :
Today in Dr.

Zero 00 (2:32) :
By the fucking, right?

Exozy (2:32) :
and POH

Zero 00 (2:32) :
) )

Exozy (2:32) :
Do not be born when I am tired.

Zero 00 (2:32) :
)))))))))))))

Remember the F.E.A.R. ? to
company 1C released its localization under the name of U.J.O.S.

Loneliness is when you are happy with the coming spam.

This happened in Soviet times, when the car was more of a luxury.

It was just a means of transportation and I had to get there.

Electric cars and buses did not interfere with the number of people in the city.

Friday and Saturday out of town. Many boys arrived.

Until I get on the sidewalks. For example, they stood on the Schelkovskaya route on the exit from

Moscow with a backpack and voted. And so on translations.

They arrived. The drivers also benefited: even gasoline to justify. Driving

A man in the country, took two companions: an intelligent old man and a aunt,

Unknown to each other. The old man sits in the front seat and sometimes

He tried to engage a conversation with the driver, but all his attempts failed.

They were already tired of driving. Aunt is in the back.

He sat and kept silent all the way. Then he came on his way.

The bushes go. The passengers were also not disappointed. have gone out. All the bags.

Naturally in the car. Boys on the left, girls on the right. for men

This is much easier to do, they and the bushes are actually not to get to.

Then, my aunt went deep in the woods. The men relieved and sat in the car.

and went on. A little passing, the old man said cautiously.

The Driver:

"Sorry, but I thought the woman who was driving with us was telling me that she was

Black, and you planted it much earlier. And her stuff here.

are left.

And here to the guide comes: the aunt they didn't wait for the bushes! And indeed,

The bag is here, I can’t go back. On the subject: “What are you?

Immediately was silent!He turned away and returned to his aunt.

to pick. She has already returned from the bushes.

They are back, there is no aunt. This is what to do here? Where is her now

Do things?

“Let us bring her things to Chernov,” the old man proposes, “maybe,

Who knows her there?

We went again. Arrived in Black. My aunt is sitting at the stop, crying.

She, it turns out, ran out of the forest, and saw that without her they left.

She decided that everything was planned in advance to conspire to take away things from her.

She caught the pack, said that they stole – good people brought her.

Seeing the familiar car, she was delighted, rushed to the bags with compliments:

“Vasjenko, baby, I thought I had lost you!” It turned out, in

One of the bags slept peacefully... a cat! My aunt was most upset.

Loss is their favorite, "to figured with them, with things!" In what way

The animal did not make a sound throughout the road – unknown. by my cat.

I know what is unrealistically simple, but the fact – the animal slept peacefully in the

The bag, awoke and slowly began to pull only from the kisses of the crying woman.

The hostesses.

After all, it ended well. Since then, he has been driving.

The number of participants is only one and exclusively male.

Friends share, as it was on March 8 with lovers.



The first:

It was horrible! Imagine taking him home, right into bed,

After five minutes, he ended up and fell asleep. And a nightmare!

The second:

Oh, and I had it all like a dream! We went to a restaurant and drank a wonderful drink.

The wine. We went to him, two hours of preliminary lust, an hour of sex, and

We talked about everything for an hour! Super is!



At the same time, two men meet at the other end of the city.

It was a wonderful evening! They immediately went to me, the brain did not compost,

I fell asleep, I slept, my mood was great.

I have some horror. I went to a restaurant, there.

The waitress, fucking, brought the most expensive wine. Uncomfortable, I had to take it.

I came home - I didn't get up for two hours, I couldn't finish an hour, then

The hour could not sleep.

lazutov: Today in the subway saw an announcement: the revenue collection service of the Moscow metro is inviting loadsmen to work.
Ferguson has income.

[D.F.M.B.: my brigadier is so rough... that he tosses the pencil with a Bulgarian)).. I thought at work there was nothing to surprise me... but recently he confused the pencil with the marker))
Dren : Oh oh?
[D.F.M.B.Yesterday he came with a cushion))
Dren:*ROLF*))))))))))))))))))

This is what our president, former Putin, said. c) the cabinet

xxx: with the first day of autumn, which was defiled x))))
YYY: with the New Year before the Petrov reform
XXX: the beginning of the 2nd World War
September 1 is Pedophile Day.
yyy: 0_o
Day of Heroes in Tanzania!
Happy work day in Puerto Rico!! to
Day of the Revolution in Egypt!!!! to
yyy: close the Wikipedia now)

For work I had to go to one very deaf village in the Smolensk region, from the track for another three hours on the ground, amidst the forests and fields I see a settlement - 20 pieces of crumbling bushes. I stop the car next to my grandmother’s fence and ask:
How to go to Trochino?
She responded to me:
Do you have a navigator?
A second for 10 fell into a stupor, unclearly for what thanked, and under the gods of the sitting behind went on...
Civilization will destroy the world.

XXX is gift. How is it?
YYY: How to say. Sins and laughter.
XXX What Happened? =) is
YYY: Do you know the phrase "Draw a friend out of the shit"?
xxx: well? )))
YYY: So, it has been experimentally established that if a friend is an idiot, it is not necessarily a metaphor.
XXX: O_O
XXX: How is it?? to
YYY: Do you tell from the beginning or from the end?
xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
YYY: Yesterday evening Max called: "Dude, dude! Do you know what an air station is? Do you know??? This is the place where all the shit of the city gathers!!! Let’s go see?Oh well plz!!"
xxx is a bit! ? My friend is also an idiot! lol lol lol ?
YYY: Who is it? I know him?
YYY: and though...o_o

sysadmins.ru
Puxapg_3opre: I will be brief.
What to strive for as a worthy compensation for accepting the title of a Materially Responsible Person in the office with the revenue-expense of equipment for millions each month?

Fuzzy_Logic: I will be brief. The Venice.

The xxx:
By the way, it was interesting to read her brand - bought clothes for interviews, bought silk strings. I’m really curious what kind of job she’s putting up for. ?

and NN:
That fucking. when we go to the Sokol, buy for the excursion and go to the pharmacy to take gondons - it doesn't mean, it doesn't mean that we are pedophiles))))

The xxx:
Noah, you see, we’ve never bought Gandons for trips yet =)

The xxx:
At least I

The xxx:
So...

The xxx:
by Fuck!

A acquaintance said:
His grandmother calls to the reference:
B: Tell me the phone of the store???! to
( they say )
B is right!
(The phone is hanging)

Friend status: "My cat is looking for a friend"

Saz (12:06:41 1/09/2003)
write better "my pussy is looking for a friend"

Saz (12:07:01 1/09/2003)
I think more people will respond.

Saz (12:07:13 1/09/2003)
and ROFL