nx: you understand that because of you I had to add to the history of the browser search for the phrase "distance masturbator"?

Commentary on the news about two blacks found innocent after 30 years in prison:
And today not everyone can judge, rather, not only everyone can judge, few can do it.
We were already preparing for the earth.
zzz: Only each judge can hold his seat with four of two hands.
Vvv: Of them two all four sat off.)
What do you want?! to
Negroes are painted in the colors they are painted in.
RRR: Well you are burning!!! ))))

We do not place non-affiliate advertising on the poster tubes.
I don’t have a business seminar.
Do you have a practical magic workshop?
and almost. How long and happy to live in marriage.

A friend says two of his kittens often move the couch and move carpets around the house.

I have three cats (more precisely, a cat and two cats, one of which is only two months old) of medium size. And when these mini-elephants start the morning five-hour (in the sense, at 5 in the morning, not the length of 5 hours) rache (not raje) and ololonabigation... You wake up and look at the results: the carpet in the large room is almost a roll, the chair, usually standing at the computer table, lies (!) In the other corner, the paths in the hallway are on the wall, on the floor of a piece of advertising leaflet from the table at the mirror... The truth is that the couch is not moving yet, but who knows what will happen when it grows small.

> Wondery, it was made for the kids. When a parent is forced to sit in a row with the child because he has no place to go. This is a common practice in many institutions.

Well, I don't know, we were sitting in the same coffee shop with friends somehow, there were towels on the tables - a sheet of dense A3 paper with paintings, and on each table a cup with crayons of various colors. We were 10 people in 30 years, drank beer, painted towels, and competed for the better / funny ones. I got a lot of pleasure.)

So I see a man going to work in the morning: standing in front of the mirror and choosing - today with a bite I will go... although not, better with the smell of sweat. Takes the necessary bottle and watered abundantly from it his powerful hairy cheeks. He smells happy and goes to work.

Photo of parade. Poroshenko stands, behind him a par-troika of the highest military ranks, all in orders, medals...

The comments:

Where has Ukraine fought in the last 23 years?

WOW: on the Internet

here here :

The basement cat says:

Alka found somewhere a video where a large leopard is smoothed, and the one is cheering from pleasure. I decided to watch this video with the sound. Included the columns.

How does a leopard mourn? Right, very loud and impressive, like a tank.

As soon as the columns began to spread the uterine murmuring of a giant cat, the cat Klaus sprinkled onto the smoothboard and depicted a frog in the style of "I am not a frog, I am a branch." Kitty Tsingch signed with a coup to the nearest shelter - under the laundry dryer and covered himself with a blanket, shaking his eyes from there.

From the corridor came the sound of a hurried lightning - Risechka simultaneously tried to close a bag filled with a beat, put on shoes and at the same time said something on the phone to the taxi operator. It was heard only a fraction: “Urgency... Airport... Moon sugar... So that my feet...”.

I don't know how I'll go to the kitchen now, it seems that Herka barricaded from the inside and holds the door under the target, equipping a fire point on the refrigerator.

The fuck, the leopard.

However, when the video ended and the danger went away, each member of the cat band came to his knees and demonstrated that he was also able to murmur. Oh oh how! Wherever there are leopards.
_________________________
I wanted to check. The video was found, turned on to the loud. The cat sat closer and washed peacefully. But here’s the package, so I’m running out of the kitchen, it’s terrible! And you say, leopard... The package is a terrible thing!

Genre: fantasy, drama, family, short film, detective
Yozik in the Mist (1975)

Why "detective" when is this a psychological thriller?

Tammy said at the wedding:
We will raise a toast for the wonderful feeling that brought the newlyweds to this hall! This feeling is...
The direction! Talk from a distant table.

From a closed blog:

A: In general, it seems to me lately that all the problems of the historical image of Russia are that it has grown into neighboring territories. If we had colonies, we would be a very respected European power.
B: I would fly to Sri Lanka.
C: And the Hindus would think that the Tajiks went to their native laundry.

to this
"Electric Safety Lectures
XX: Switches must be installed in such a way that they are turned off by the movement of the hand from the top down. To freely falling under the action of the force of gravity the body of the affected current electrician switched off the voltage, rather than turn it on.

It’s right, as cynical it may sound.

I sit at work, forging an old video recorder, hoping it will suddenly come to life. He enters the girl’s office. For the prehistory, its job is to increase debt to the company.
So here comes this girl in this dress, alla porn star + woman vampire. I crossed a couple of times, advised Parang. She said that I was arrested...
I met a guy on a dating site, he owed us money, communicated, flirted, played in love, and eventually appointed a date.. he bought wine..
The wine and compliments were useless, because behind her back there were two court stalls.
From the quarter brought almost everything, a guy will never believe a woman again

I work in an advertising newspaper, there are different copies in the team, but one of the advertising sales managers is pleased, who approaches the main editor and the following dialogue occurs:
Q. Can I go home?? to
(Gl of R – What is the problem?
(m) - Well, I got to cook borst and I can't work anymore.
Then the curtain.

(Talk about the children)

X: My went to Aikido. Today is the second training.
Y: We’re also learning...Today we’re going to go to 2nd Karate training.
X is :)
Y: let them train...then we’ll be drunk to organize battles and bet))

I am a girl and I am a programmer
>I was tempted to somehow arrange for a company with a sysadmin.

Here’s a generation of enikeys who think they’re programmers.

Tagged with: hair hair hair hair hair hair hair hair hair
On the hair - hair - a long mouse in a reservoir or in a stream.
cutting the seed
Curved Instruments
Own the hair tool.
Hair is raised. drunkenly
Cossy - vision defect (cossy with the eye)
A species of rabbit
The real name of the rabbit.
with hair - hair

On a long head, a drunk one-eyed rabbit (because with a cushion) harvested seed with a crooked curve.

Do you smoke this?! to

I don’t know where it came from about the unkillability of the 3310, but when it came out, it was really considered a cracking shit compared to the 3210.

Did ten or fifteen years ago the American teenage comics think that very soon almost all the blockbusters will be about superheroes? Probably not. Are they happy today?
I have the feeling that these same fools run the film studios today.

Because sometimes it is just a pity that F-1 is not in your pocket - to star a fever in the forehead, gasping on the courtyard road!

He could have starred, and the brick would have starred. But you can only star with the language on the keyboard. God does not give horns to a cow.