by Mikhail
Why is?

Irina
If you ask me why, I’ll take you to CS.

by Mikhail
Why Why?

“Alexey, hello, we got a strange email here with a file in the attachment, we thought it was a virus.
Well guys, you thought right.
This is a virus!? to
What did you do?? to
Launched him

xxx: Please tell me if the studio works on the territory of the university and how to enroll there?

YYY: It is working. During the session many such performances are played)

She spoke cleverly and asked, “If the monitor doesn’t radiate, how will we see it?”

Pump the demagogy, brother. We appeal to the fact that her magical computer cactus she also sees - so it also radiates. Then we give the threads for sewing the pattern.

You should have said, "I will go away from you, I see you - it means you also hurt."
__________
Never argue with idiots.

You don’t know anything about people’s weirdnesses unless you’ve communicated with modern holidaymakers.
In the spring they are worn with seeds, all the weekends torch in the garden, water, water, experience, as if it did not dry. Then they experience, as if it wasn’t frozen and sprinkled, still fighting with droughts, collecting all the harvest, dragging on their hill into the city.
xhh: to one day come to work with the words "take cucumbers (pomodras, zucchini, etc.)I have nine of them somewhere.
When do you ask – and why? They are offended.

Loh, do you remember that a manager from 2gis should come to us about advertising?
YYY: Yes Yes
XXX: He just called and asked where we were.)

Habr - discussion: a smart ring instead of smart watches (one of the options is vibration with a new message on the phone)

X: What about the size? I have thin fingers, for example, on the off-site, neither about the charge nor about the size, the feeling that it is a concept at all.
y: You can wrap your finger with a blue insulate
X: It can, but not everyone will help.
Z: I don’t understand how the blue isolant may not help.
W: It may be moving. At least I hope that it will fall not only on the little one.
E: Well if it’s moving and vibrating... Sorry!

Interestingly, if you go out in Russia on the street with the poster "Crimea is our!", then depending on the citizenship of the person holding it in his hands, these words will be either a manifestation of patriotism (thus the person's deed will be praiseful), or a call to violate the territorial integrity of Russia (which is punishable by a term of up to 5 years).

Article: Krasnoyarsk crematorium brought for discussion by deputies
The commentary:
Reader: Here, we understood what industry to develop, that is, medicine, medicine...

FyAnnto: if you write in PHP, you are a peach; if you write badly, you are a quick coder.
FyAnnto: if on java - java
Roman Grybkov: AGA
Roman Grybkov: and if on the piton and bad - you are a piton mixer
Lool is lool)))

> Natural: paint, colored pencil. It turned out, specifically so that the visitors did not miss, they put out entertainment. The Beautiful!

Wizards, it was made for the kids. When a parent is forced to sit in a row with the child because he has no place to go. This is a common practice in many institutions.

The main thing - do not confuse: children - ice cream, baby - flowers!" :)

XXX: Tell me you are smart.
YYY: The Sun and the Star
You are that, idiot? The Sun Planet!

I realized I needed to sleep more. Standing up to the dishwasher to wash dishes, next to the cat asks for food. Okay, I pick up his bowl from the floor, put it on the edge of the dishwasher, press a bag of food into it. I put a bag in the garbage, sweep a bowl under the water, pour a feather into it and start washing... Here it turns out that something is wrong. I look down - the cat's eyes are like five copecks of copper, he sits in shock, pulls his moustaches, scares to blink! I had to wash out the bag and press out the second bag.
I need to sleep more, yes.

In my childhood, jelly was sold with bricks, which was quite delicious to bite. So with the imagination of the jelly shores everything was fine :)

XXX: the men are harsh.
xxx: yyy, a friend says, two of his kittens often move the couch and move carpets around the house
YYY: Cool
YYY: I want to!! to
You have no one to move the furniture with.

Discussion of the news about the start of work on the creation in our country of a superheavy carrier missile like Energy:

xxx: Angara, as you know, was designed for twenty years and twenty years pumped on the cheeks - our rocket is about to be the most unparalleled. What people were proud of. A moon-class rocket on a quite legal basis can be designed even longer, and the cheeks blow even wider, because now no one has such missiles. Well, then, a well-known case, either the Ishak, or the Hodja, or the Emir.

YYY:... or again the country

Any news can be considered a duck until a roasted cock is broken.

A friend manages a chemical laboratory at a wealthy research institute. The laboratory regularly purchases special chemical dishes abroad - there are different bottles and test tubes. Customs duties on this equipment are high, customs under the slogan "buy domestic!" Every time he wants to get what he wants. However, foreign dishes are much more quality and cheaper than domestic... if not customs duties and VAT.

A smart friend, he did not in vain finish the MGU. When crossing the border, all test pipes are carefully sealed with traffic jams. In the accompanying documents is written "air samples, imported, in packaging". And the air is still free and its movement is not taxed by customs duties.

On the Internet, the number of comments from leading political scientists, economists and experts dropped sharply - the schoolgirl went to study!

At the very beginning of the film "The Edge of the Future" shows the images of the fall of the Chelyabinsk meteorite, taken on the autographs.
The earthquakes! I hope you have learned about your shootings and harvested the author’s payments from the Warner Brothers. We don’t have to pay ;)
All good and equal rights.